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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 3d

je suis carlo

girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 3d

“slow neck head all the way down” is nothing compared to rocking stim head when i rock slowly and also all the way down

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 3d

there would be something poetic about my unreinforced masonry apartment collapsing in a massive earthquake and crushing me under the weight of all the bricks

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 4d

the third inning kidney stone, the second inning anal fissure, and, of course, the ill-fated first inning fisting scene followed by a high-oxalate snack that started it all

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 4d

The seventh inning stretch, the sixth inning cardio, the fifth inning talk therapy, the fourth inning healthy eating habits

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mousespouse @mouse.rodeo · 4d

i’d eat the fuck outta shrek’s ovegrown tboy pussy

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 6d

soft rains wash dust off my feet,
long ago, far past, now to june.
mourn no tyrant sun, that regime of heat,
but that collar tan, which really slay’d poon.

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 6d

she calls you mommy (awooga), buuuut she’s a birdgirl and you’re about to eat dinner..

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 6d

AGP like the cigarette burn selfie album (frequently opened)

Sigourney Weiner @electrogenesis.bsky.social · 6d

Ok but is it AGP like Billie Eilish or AGP like internalized misogyny

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 8d

my bidet-having friends who still buy new tp, how do you sleep at night knowing you tolerate bidetphobia? you sit in silence as your houseguests wipe. shame.

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 9d

of course we should destroy the usual things like cops and private property and suburbs and animal agriculture, but i also hope everyone knows that there will be no place for fake bisexuals

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 12d

someone should produce a trans retelling of The Birds where the protagonist feeds her girlfriend squirty cherry tomatoes and nectarines as a clicker treat, thus accidentally and malevolently clicker training the fruit fly infestation endemic to their shared apartment

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lilac @lilac.motorcycles · 23d

proofing two parallel loaves in wicker baskets, call that a frotform

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 13d

i’ve been telling all my pregnant friends to take paracetamol and not acetaminophen so their children can enjoy cooler trains and œstradiol when they grow up

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 13d

oi bruv, don’t go neckin’ that paracetamol and oestradiol; you’re meant to hoof it off me bollocks like a cheeky line of beak innit

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 13d

this is shockingly parallel to that unfortunate time 7 ladies in green power ranger cosplay cranked their shit on me and i didn’t get hard the whole time, and then i learned all of our deadnames were william :/

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 14d

do you use toe spacers out of curiosity. um

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 14d

working on replicating that paper that says squirt is pee but we’re gonna use food coloring and asparagus instead of pelvic ultrasounds and liquid chromatography/tandem mass spec

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 14d

i’m holding out for 4-5 more parts, not just for my own enjoyment, but because i would like this to be a credible threat to direct at a variety of public figures

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 14d

if louise weard and associates keep up the good work then we can have the first trans anthology film long enough to die of dehydration in a single sitting

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 15d

she lifts not for big arms or juicy thighs but for the hope of a massive hernia, which will accentuate her bulge

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 19d

playing tf2 (transsexual footjob 2) and she wants me to play the spy (i have to sit in the chair and watch)

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 21d

after the recent pregnancy scare they’re calling me ‘trans alec baldwin’ because i really thought i was shooting blanks..

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 22d

terrible news: our dystopian future may not even be safe from the most vile gore imaginable of my real-life comfort character ryan gary letourneau 😕

Pelage's PP405 Demonstrates Efficacy in Phase 2a Trial for Androgenetic Alopecia

PP405 shows promise for hair regrowth in phase 2a trial, with 31% seeing >20% density increase; phase 3 studies are planned for 2026.

www.dermatologytimes.com

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 22d

i’m very excited to literally birth a new conservative talking point after i get third place on a few of the women’s leaderboards on Strava for Pooping

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girl chunks in brine @assignedcatatbirth.bsky.social · 22d

yeah i think there are a couple of ladies who miiight regret repeatedly turning down my dinner date proposals right about now

Foot-shaped meatloaf with cute little onion tosies and uncooked rings of onion as bones where the feet are cut off at the ankle.

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