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@embr.dog

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🔞⛔ 25 they/them 🔊🎤 audio engineer 🍚🥪 sandwich freak 🎨🧑‍🎨 suunion.bsky.social 🌎📍 Seattle 🌐🖥️ https://embr.dog (WIP)

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embr @embr.dog · 20d

YOOOOOOOO

Heezy @heize.bsky.social · 20d

A dogwich 🐶🥪

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embr @embr.dog · 13h

let her have whimsy

embr @embr.dog · 1d

super yummy

embr @embr.dog · 1d

does anypony want to PayPal me 500 dollars

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‍ @sorry.it.s.really.hard.to.type.with.b.igpa.ws · 1d

don't care + huge paws + heavy tail

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embr @embr.dog · 1d

fw this heavy

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hydout @hydout.bsky.social · 1d

yeah it's true, i'll make the same mistakes that i've been makin', and in time, it all will turn out fine

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embr @embr.dog · 1d

raffles your feathers

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merv @eatsomefood.bsky.social · Feb 13

Who needs Subway?

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merv @eatsomefood.bsky.social · Jul 17

Sandwiches.

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merv @eatsomefood.bsky.social · 4d

Reuben and a pickle. #sandwichsky

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embr @embr.dog · 1d

you make very dogs

embr @embr.dog · 2d

i frequently eat vegan and vegetarian sandwich ideas

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embr @embr.dog · 2d

I love abstaining from sex and forming healthy connections with those around me

embr @embr.dog · 3d

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embr @embr.dog · 4d

my favorite part about tonight was wagging my tail around my friends

embr @embr.dog · 4d

oh my God it's melting into you

embr @embr.dog · 4d

any room in the cuck bathtub?

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embr @embr.dog · 4d

in 2030, all people will be completed

embr @embr.dog · 5d

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 5d

ONLY CHRIST CAN BLAST THE SIN RIGHT OUT OF YOU!!!!
#ART

Cut out words from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image of a fast food chicken burger. The text reads, "sex in the bathrooms is vicious and merciless. For example, Tim told us that he never takes a shower without playing Christian music at the same time. Otherwise, porn leaves a big hole to penetrate and search his snack factory. We all know one of Satan's most effective weapons of destruction is butt blasters! You feel compelled to beat the cock. I've done it. I did it yesterday"

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Sigourney Weiner @electrogenesis.bsky.social · 6d

I eated the emburrito and I'm feeling soooo full *bruuuuuupp*

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embr @embr.dog · 6d

this reminds me of something i've said

embr @embr.dog · 6d

no keep it up i want some

embr @embr.dog · 6d

🦶

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embr @embr.dog · 6d

burrito sandwich

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