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Infinite Sexy Marriage

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Holiness in your hole ✨ I cut up religious abstinence books and make homoerotic collages with them. (This page is for adults)

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · Dec 3

I often ask my wife to go sailing but she always declines

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 7h

INSIDE ME

Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 13h

SENT TO MY BY MY "FRIEND" RANDY

Background of a rainbow with a cross, the text reads "Christ is so deep inside me".

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 19h

MY PRAYER CLOSET IS DEEP WITH PRAISE!!!
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Words cut out from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image, a painting or drawing of hands Praying, pink with sunset color streaks. The text reads, the Bible doesn't deal directly with masturbation. But "I do." Heating pad and Bible in my "spot". My night rendezvous with God. Meaning to be around the bush in my private "prayer closet". It's important to remember one thing: the meat of the Word must be handled with clean hands.

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 1d

DEMONS INSIDE POLICE OFFICER??

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SCRUNCHED BY GOD HIMSELF

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CHEESE AND SAUCE ON MY BIBLE

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THE LORD "DEEPENS" THE DISH PIZZA IN CHICAGO
LICKING IT IS BIBLICAL

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · May 1

SATAN IN MY OVEN!!!
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Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 2d

Inspirational quote meme with a rainbow. The words say " yesterday no shid, today pee out bootyhole, life is full of surprises"

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 3d

PORK NOT BIBILICAL BECAUSE WHEN YOU EAT IT
THE DEVIL "PORKS" YOU (INTERCOURSE)

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 3d

MY FAVORITE WESTERN MOVIE

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 3d

edited poster of "For A Few Dollars More" so it instead now says "For a few tiddlywinks of cum". it's a picture of clint eastwood with a gun and a pocket watch

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 4d

YE VERILY

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MY GAY SON TYLER GOT CONSTIPATION

Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes it takes awhile to turn poz

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 4d

AMEN

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Covid

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YES

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TAYLOR SMITHS NEW ALBUM GAVE ME DIA-RIA

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 5d

ONLY CHRIST CAN BLAST THE SIN RIGHT OUT OF YOU!!!!
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Cut out words from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image of a fast food chicken burger. The text reads, "sex in the bathrooms is vicious and merciless. For example, Tim told us that he never takes a shower without playing Christian music at the same time. Otherwise, porn leaves a big hole to penetrate and search his snack factory. We all know one of Satan's most effective weapons of destruction is butt blasters! You feel compelled to beat the cock. I've done it. I did it yesterday"

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 12d

MINE WAS TORNADOES

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MY SONS FAVORITE

Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 12d

MY TONGUE IS FOR THE LORD ONLY!!!!
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Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background of small pies on a tin pan. One pie has been eaten in half. The text reads, "because of what Jesus did on the cross, oral sex between a husband and wife is illegal. A while back I discovered I have this weird ability to wiggle my tongue up and down in my mouth at lightning speeds. Just as a person savors every spoonful of delicious pudding, sexual addict savors every thought of his own personal manhood vacuum. We agree with the apostle Paul who says, "I pray that you... May... Grasp how wide and long and oh please don't stop, oh, please, yes, that's right, please. Don't make me leave. Let me stay and eat ass. Love can be the sweetest or the sourest thing you taste."

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ceej @ceej.online · 13d

sneezing counts as masturbating, sins-wise

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 13d

SIN IS STORED IN THE

nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 14d

hollywood bad boy sausage patty

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · Jul 7

BETTY IS MY WIFE'S FRIEND FROM SUNDAY SCHOOL!!
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Cut-out words from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image of cooked chicken with asparagus. The text reads, "God, please connect me to the internet. Okaaaay. The moment we connect to the beautiful porn-related sites, we are more keenly aware of our own homosexuality becoming the ground of unholy power. Dear Lord Jesus, thank you for directing me daily to Betty Jo BJ Blowers.org. Amen."

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