Mallory 🚀 ⚔️
@wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
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Enthusiasm enthusiast. Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
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"Sauce Gardner"
THAT is a football name!!
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cult-papa.com
nice good time you were having, be a shame if too many sounds occurred at once
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
You mean to tell me the two most important players on the Colts are named "Daniel Jones" and "Jonathan Taylor." How am I supposed to remember those normie ass names. All football players should be named things like "Amon-Ra St. Brown."
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Making chicken nuggets and singing "come and get your nuuugs"
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
It was my favorite on first listen and remains so!
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wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
watching Hocus Pocus and googling "where is thora birch now"
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Why am I crying 🥹
mychal3ts.bsky.social
🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶

🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈

#FollowTheRainbow
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
YES! If I didn't have to get kids ready for school in the morning I'd do it first thing.
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
I have to schedule it on my calendar like a meeting and get my workout clothes on at the beginning of the day even if I'm not working out in the morning
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
my neck
my back
my reese’s pumpkins, ghosts, and bats
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wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Which character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
iconique
asoiafreadthru.bsky.social
A GAME OF THRONES: BRAN II

#asoiaf #asongoficeandfire
#agameofthrones #agot
#branstark #bran
#branII
He stood Bran up on the sill. “How old are you, boy?” 

“Seven,” Bran said, shaking with relief. His fingers had dug deep gouges in the man’s forearm. He let go sheepishly. 

The man looked over at the woman. “The things I do for love,” he said with loathing. 

He gave Bran a shove.
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greenfinchg.bsky.social
My next fruit-fairy 🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

#artistonbluesky
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Sometimes when I eat a leafy green vegetable I can feel my body sighing with relief
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Yearly PSA that there is no such thing as a "stomach flu." Stomach viruses (usually norovirus) and the flu are not the same thing. If you get a stomach bug after getting your flu shot, it's not that the shot didn't work, it's that what you have is not the flu. End PSA!
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gleafer.bsky.social
They’re gonna blame the moms.

They always blame the moms.

They’re blaming moms for using the only safe pain reliever that in no way causes autism but WILL cause undue guilt and anguish.

Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
CCR, Tom Petty, Bob Seger, Allman Brothers Band
wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Don't sign them up for the next season then - but it's never too early to teach them that when you're part of a team, you need to be able to be relied upon.