Mallory π βοΈ
@wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Enthusiasm enthusiast.
Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
I would kill and/or die for Dana Evans
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I would kill and/or die for Dana Evans
I ordered a burger, fries and a shake on Doordash before I was even fully awake π
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I ordered a burger, fries and a shake on Doordash before I was even fully awake π
My children had no questions when I explained trans people to them but still won't accept my answer to "why do some people go to church but we don't?"
always so funny to me when people are like βhow am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?β my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. βwhy did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?β I donβt know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
My children had no questions when I explained trans people to them but still won't accept my answer to "why do some people go to church but we don't?"
Just for fun, I entered in the same order for pickup at my local burger place and into Doordash for delivery. $68 to pick up at burger place, $94 to get it delivered. NINETY FOUR dollars. Ain't nothing convenient enough to get me to pay thirty more dollars for some burgers!!
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just for fun, I entered in the same order for pickup at my local burger place and into Doordash for delivery. $68 to pick up at burger place, $94 to get it delivered. NINETY FOUR dollars. Ain't nothing convenient enough to get me to pay thirty more dollars for some burgers!!
Perfect quote reply
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Perfect quote reply
Anyone else have a coworker who just REALLY likes to hear themselves talk?
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Anyone else have a coworker who just REALLY likes to hear themselves talk?
Because I just watched it:
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Because I just watched it:
The MAGA grift ruins everything.
January 29, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The MAGA grift ruins everything.
Oh and Nicki Minaj π
Besides the obvious JKR - Kanye and Neil Gaiman
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Oh and Nicki Minaj π
Besides the obvious JKR - Kanye and Neil Gaiman
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Besides the obvious JKR - Kanye and Neil Gaiman
Avatar: The Way of Sausage
"One Sausage After Another"
January 29, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Avatar: The Way of Sausage
I actually find a lot of cute dresses on ASOS - you have to filter through some absolutely bonkers stuff for 17-year-olds to find it, but it's there!
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I actually find a lot of cute dresses on ASOS - you have to filter through some absolutely bonkers stuff for 17-year-olds to find it, but it's there!
JODY SAWYER SIGHTING ON THE PITT
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
JODY SAWYER SIGHTING ON THE PITT
Having some serious cute aggression toward the kid who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Like I just want to squeeze his bald little head until his eyes pop out, you know what I mean?
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Having some serious cute aggression toward the kid who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Like I just want to squeeze his bald little head until his eyes pop out, you know what I mean?
Thumb screws. Classic and portable
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Thumb screws. Classic and portable
Watching Alex Honnold climb this building is making me want to puke for real
January 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Watching Alex Honnold climb this building is making me want to puke for real
Friends and I did a fun paint by number night tonight. We were off screens just painting and yapping for hours. Highly recommend.
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Friends and I did a fun paint by number night tonight. We were off screens just painting and yapping for hours. Highly recommend.
When will I learn that I need to put on junky clothes when cleaning with bleach π©
January 23, 2026 at 1:41 PM
When will I learn that I need to put on junky clothes when cleaning with bleach π©
You could call a number to find out what time it was.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
You could call a number to find out what time it was.
I just started The Second Death of Locke but I am loving it already. So angsty ππ€
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I just started The Second Death of Locke but I am loving it already. So angsty ππ€
My dog puked up a bunch of black beans this afternoon. The only black beans in my house are in a can, in the pantry. Where she got those black beans might end up being an enduring family mystery.
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
My dog puked up a bunch of black beans this afternoon. The only black beans in my house are in a can, in the pantry. Where she got those black beans might end up being an enduring family mystery.
This game looks like Indiana University vs. your local high school football team
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This game looks like Indiana University vs. your local high school football team
It changed when text became the default method of communication
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
It changed when text became the default method of communication
I'm watching "The Cult Behind the Killer: The Andrea Yates Story" and this husband is such an idiot. They had five kids in six years, his wife was diagnosed with postpartum psychosis after #4 and tried to kill herself, and he went and got her pregnant again.
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I'm watching "The Cult Behind the Killer: The Andrea Yates Story" and this husband is such an idiot. They had five kids in six years, his wife was diagnosed with postpartum psychosis after #4 and tried to kill herself, and he went and got her pregnant again.
Why have I never put pickles in a salad before?? It's a revelation
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Why have I never put pickles in a salad before?? It's a revelation