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William A. Franklin
@williamafranklin.bsky.social
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Solution-minded, data-oriented, unconventional thinking… attributes that seem threatening to some.

To appease myself, I write Pulitzer-worthy satirical, humorist essays. Often overthink. Wife says I’m ‘extra.’

Public safety executive.
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October 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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This scene from #Stepbrothers is an accurate representation of America at the dinner table.
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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@ragmopandgoose.bsky.social 🐝
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Gistvox: A Revolutionary Social Audio Platform for Authentic Storytelling#USA#storytelling#Audio_Platform#Gistvox#Boyce
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September 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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#muppets #racingthoughts #neurodivergent
September 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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IYKYK!

#knightrider #karr
August 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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This is gaudy AF.

#whitehouse #ovaloffice #trump #gold #distasteful
August 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Capitol Riots: Trump watches on TV; does nothing.

Big Balls Beat Up After Car Jacking: Trump calls for multi-agency federal response.

Got it.👌🏼
Trump Threatens Federal Takeover of Washington After Member of DOGE Is Assaulted
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August 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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One day this #MAGA house of cards is going to come crashing down. I know we’re going down with it, but we’ll know who the assholes were when we rebuild. #evileye #stinkeye

#tariffs #antitrump #notmypresident #pedophile #impeach #resist #midterms
Meme by @middleageriot: “When Trump’s tariffs cost MAGA their jobs, they’ll have more free time to own the libs.”
August 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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We apologize for the visit, but stand in solidarity with #Scotland.
An image of a woman on a beachfront holding a sign that reads “Trump is a cunt.” She’s reaching out to high-five a uniformed Scottish law enforcement officer who stands in agreement.
July 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I’m not sure, but I think it’s #christofascists.
A meme from IlluminatiBot: What are the 3 branches of government again? I know it’s pedophiles and corporations but whats the third one?
July 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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#Coldplay done busted all y’all.

#caughtintheact #kisscam #astronomy
July 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Remember when #Trump said that his "two greatest assets" were "mental stability and being, like, really smart"?

And that his achievements qualified him as "not smart, but genius....and a very #stablegenius at that"?

Those were the times. 🙄
Another rant on Truth Social by our stupid president. Probably his longest yet. It’s so long that BlueSky is truncating the AltText: “What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals?" They're all going after Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We're on one Team, MAGA, and I don't like what's happening. We have a PERFECT Administration, THE TALK OF THE WORLD, and "selfish people" are trying to hurt it, all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein. For years, it's Epstein, over and over again. Why are we giving publicity to Files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals of the Biden Administration, who conned the World with the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, 51 "Intelligence" Agents, "THE LAPTOP FROM HELL," and more? They created the Epstein Files, just like they created the FAKE Hillary Clinton/Christopher Steele Dossier that they used on me, and now my so-called "friends" are playing right into their hands. Why didn't these Radical Left Lunatics release the Epstein Files? If there was ANYTHING in there that could have hurt the MAGA Movement, why didn't they use it? They haven't even given up on the John F. Kennedy or Martin Luther King, Jr. Files. No matter how much success we have had, securing the Border, deporting Criminals, fixing the Economy, Energy Dominance, a Safer World where Iran will not have Nuclear Weapons, it's never enough for some people. We are about to achieve more in 6 months than any other Administration has achieved in over 100 years, and we have so much more to do. We are saving our Country and, MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, which will continue to be our complete PRIORITY. The Left is imploding! Kash Patel, and the FBI, must be focused on investigating Voter Fraud, Political Corruption, ActBlue, The Rigged and Stolen Election of 2020, and arresting Thugs and Criminals, instead of spending month after month looking at nothing but the same old, Radical Left inspired Documents on…
July 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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#Infringement 101 for idiots in the #WhiteHouse:

▶️ #Copyright Infringement: Character of #Superman, stories, depictions

▶️ #Trademark Infringement: The name, iconic "S" shield logo, associated phrases

It’s not parody, nor is it fair use. #Superman is owned by #DC. (The comics, not #Washington.)
This is a mock of the new Superman poster, showing Trump dressed as Superman. He’s launching “proudly” into the sky, with the iconic “S” shield on his chest. Reads: “A Trump Presidency • Truth • Justice • The American Way Superman” Then literally shows the The White House name and logo at the bottom. It was put out by the White House and listed on Truth Social.
July 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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A must-see from producer #RonHoward. True story of 47 tourists and guides trapped off the coast of #NewZealand by a volcanic eruption in 2019.

Civilian air and boat operators don’t hesitate to organize a rescue when the government deemed it unsafe.

#Whakaari #WhiteIsland #Netflix #volcano
July 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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It took extreme #meteorologicalconditions and scores of deaths in #Texas for republicans to finally address the root cause.

It has nothing to do with 1 out of 4 #NOAA professionals losing their jobs since Trump took office in January.

People modifying sunlight intensity: #MAGA is on to you.
A tweet from the ever inspiring Marjorie Taylor Greene writes: “I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense. I have been researching weather modification and working with the legislative counsel for months writing this bill. It will be similar to Florida's Senate Bill 56. We must end the dangerous and deadly practice of weather modification and geoengineering.” She is such an idiot. FFS.
July 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Why not go all in with some female mud wrestling? Maybe some cock fighting?

Would be a missed opportunity if he didn’t crush Teslas with some monster trucks in the former Rose Garden he bulldozed.

#rosegarden #trumpdisdain #tesla #dethrone #embarassment #diealready
Still image of Trump standing at the podium like the asshole that he is. It’s an ABC announcement that “Trump announces UFC fight on White House lawn for America’s 250th birthday.”
July 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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I don’t know about you, but I always get the worst quality #scammers. I replied to this one in the hopes I could help nurture their technique to make it more challenging.
June 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I got 99 problems, but being a…

…welp, make that a hundred.
Twitter from Spencer Hakimian reads: “IRAN STATE TV: EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN IS NOW A TARGET Oh nice.”
June 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Just so the #FBI and #NSA are aware, I am merely suggesting #Iran deliver 30,000 pounds of #BigMac, #QuarterPounder (with cheese), and copious amounts of saturated fats.

He’ll gorge himself to death.

#Peace through #LDLcholesterol.
This is a Google map image of Florida. Someone has circled West Palm Beach, indicating the Trump residence at Mar-a-Lago. It reads: “Dear Iran… he’s on the gold course.”
June 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This Looney Toon administration is going to be the end of us. #iran #twoweeks #fucktrump
Image of actress Kate McKinnon on Saturday Night Live. She’s impersonating Hillary Clinton in a skit from the movie Love, Actually. Holding up a poster board sign that reads, “he will kill us all”.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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That #twoweeks escalated quickly…
This is a post from Twitter on November 11, 2013 from Donald Trump: “Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!”
June 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Now I can never unhear Trump’s rambling. Wish there was a filter to encode this automatically. Then the world can more easily laugh at him all day.
June 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Happy semiquincentennial, @usarmy.bsky.social!

Oh, and #NoKings!
imanor.bsky.social Ilanit (illy) @imanor.bsky.social · Jun 14
So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco
#nokings
June 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Thankfully we have baby AI to get us through the turbulent destruction of our country by our adolescent oligarchy.

#stepbrothers #babyai
June 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM