William Pichette
@williamspaghetti.bsky.social
Chicago📍
Professional Traveler ✈️
Nil Magnum Nisi Bonum • Splooie • Greatest Love
Professional Traveler ✈️
Nil Magnum Nisi Bonum • Splooie • Greatest Love
Mike White… we need to have a little talk
April 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Mike White… we need to have a little talk
Not the cute gay couple on my flight clocking me when I got to the hotel and they were at the same one 😭
March 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Not the cute gay couple on my flight clocking me when I got to the hotel and they were at the same one 😭
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Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
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March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
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Report: Store Out Of Good Kind
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March 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Store Out Of Good Kind
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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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Mike White is a sicko for the way this season is headed. #whitelotus
March 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Mike White is a sicko for the way this season is headed. #whitelotus
Not the Trump administration’s Defense Dept. wanting the Enola Gay to go back into the closet 😂😂😂😂
March 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Not the Trump administration’s Defense Dept. wanting the Enola Gay to go back into the closet 😂😂😂😂
I know for real. I was about to stand up and thought…I recognize that hair-do
March 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I know for real. I was about to stand up and thought…I recognize that hair-do
I’m so far in the back you can’t see me other than on the program angle cut where they zoom in on me and Sally in the way back
March 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m so far in the back you can’t see me other than on the program angle cut where they zoom in on me and Sally in the way back
Oh reserve roastery barista/bar back that thanked me and said goodbye when you could have just ignored me and I was blushing way too hard, please see this and dm me 🥰
March 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Oh reserve roastery barista/bar back that thanked me and said goodbye when you could have just ignored me and I was blushing way too hard, please see this and dm me 🥰
So I went and got drinks with this Irish lad and we exchanged numbers and keep in touch and now I think he might be a conservative 🤢
What do you mean Ukraine just needs to make some concessions… you realize you live in Europe… right????
What do you mean Ukraine just needs to make some concessions… you realize you live in Europe… right????
March 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So I went and got drinks with this Irish lad and we exchanged numbers and keep in touch and now I think he might be a conservative 🤢
What do you mean Ukraine just needs to make some concessions… you realize you live in Europe… right????
What do you mean Ukraine just needs to make some concessions… you realize you live in Europe… right????
Honestly I think I’m so tired of playing games I can’t help be painfully blunt with these people. Old flames are about to know how I feel or exit lmao
March 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Honestly I think I’m so tired of playing games I can’t help be painfully blunt with these people. Old flames are about to know how I feel or exit lmao
Just confessed a decades worth of feelings to someone and now I feel SICK
March 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just confessed a decades worth of feelings to someone and now I feel SICK
Not exactly sure what’s happening cosmically convincing me to message my old flames lately but they have all come out of the woodworks and I’m taking it as my sign to be forward
March 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Not exactly sure what’s happening cosmically convincing me to message my old flames lately but they have all come out of the woodworks and I’m taking it as my sign to be forward
A bit of London architecture from this past week
March 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A bit of London architecture from this past week
FBI agent who just called to discuss my flight incident had quite a phone voice 😮💨
Call me any time
Call me any time
March 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
FBI agent who just called to discuss my flight incident had quite a phone voice 😮💨
Call me any time
Call me any time
Anyone else notice tiktok shop being gone🙏🏻
February 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Anyone else notice tiktok shop being gone🙏🏻
My mother had faced such a difficult 6 years through Covid and caring for my grandmother before her passing in September. Getting to take her to London in United Polaris Business class and seeing her have such a nice time being taken care of makes me want to cry… maybe it’s just the free champagne
February 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My mother had faced such a difficult 6 years through Covid and caring for my grandmother before her passing in September. Getting to take her to London in United Polaris Business class and seeing her have such a nice time being taken care of makes me want to cry… maybe it’s just the free champagne
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gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.
BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell says he won't seek re-election in 2026, ending a 40-year Senate career. nbcnews.to/4i5uZ9p
February 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.
As a flight attendant, we can tell those of you who are excited by the snack service based on how perky and willing to respond you are
February 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
As a flight attendant, we can tell those of you who are excited by the snack service based on how perky and willing to respond you are
“I’m Still Here” WOW 😭
February 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“I’m Still Here” WOW 😭
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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
Me thinks seditious conspiracy and/or election interference
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Me thinks seditious conspiracy and/or election interference
God forbid our president be in a compromised position and unable to stop him because of what sorts of things would be revealed
February 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
God forbid our president be in a compromised position and unable to stop him because of what sorts of things would be revealed