Will Page
@willpagenz.com
Scrambled eggs should NOT contain milk.
I recently bought a second hand Panasonic bread maker.
It's wonderful to have fresh baked bread when you wake up in the morning, and even more wonderful not to have to bother kneading dough when making pizzas, but something I hadn't considered was how much cheaper it is.
It's wonderful to have fresh baked bread when you wake up in the morning, and even more wonderful not to have to bother kneading dough when making pizzas, but something I hadn't considered was how much cheaper it is.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I recently bought a second hand Panasonic bread maker.
It's wonderful to have fresh baked bread when you wake up in the morning, and even more wonderful not to have to bother kneading dough when making pizzas, but something I hadn't considered was how much cheaper it is.
It's wonderful to have fresh baked bread when you wake up in the morning, and even more wonderful not to have to bother kneading dough when making pizzas, but something I hadn't considered was how much cheaper it is.
"Sparks outcry" and "public backlash" are both very lazy ways of saying that boomers need to get off Facebook
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Sparks outcry" and "public backlash" are both very lazy ways of saying that boomers need to get off Facebook
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
You just know our obsequious little weasel of a prime minister is going to be brown nosing Trump in the same way he climbed the greasy pole up to CEO of an airline (don't you know?), and Trump is gonna love it.
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You just know our obsequious little weasel of a prime minister is going to be brown nosing Trump in the same way he climbed the greasy pole up to CEO of an airline (don't you know?), and Trump is gonna love it.
If you're looking for a fun game to play, may I suggest Power Wash Simulator 2. This salty commentor on Steam has provided all the info I need to know I'm not going to accidentally support some maga ghoul in the process.
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you're looking for a fun game to play, may I suggest Power Wash Simulator 2. This salty commentor on Steam has provided all the info I need to know I'm not going to accidentally support some maga ghoul in the process.
Cameroon president Paul Biya wins controversial eighth term at the age of 92, potentially keeping him in power until the age of 99. 4 protestors shot dead by his goons.
Trump: Hold my beer.
Trump: Hold my beer.
October 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Cameroon president Paul Biya wins controversial eighth term at the age of 92, potentially keeping him in power until the age of 99. 4 protestors shot dead by his goons.
Trump: Hold my beer.
Trump: Hold my beer.
"Truckers waiting for hours due to storm damage or while fatal road crashes are investigated are asking if there is a better way."
Yeah there is, trains 🙄
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Yeah there is, trains 🙄
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Storms, accidents, road closures hurt trucking industry
Police insist they have a responsibility to victims and their families to thoroughly investigate road crashes.
www.rnz.co.nz
October 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Truckers waiting for hours due to storm damage or while fatal road crashes are investigated are asking if there is a better way."
Yeah there is, trains 🙄
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Yeah there is, trains 🙄
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
“I’m shocked.. But I’m also not shocked," says local body hair expert..
Not only do we have body hair experts, we have local ones! Who knew?!
www.rnz.co.nz/life/lifesty...
Not only do we have body hair experts, we have local ones! Who knew?!
www.rnz.co.nz/life/lifesty...
'Bold' new underwear design suggests hair down there is back in fashion
The faux fur thongs have sold out in every size and style on the Skims website. “I’m shocked.. But I’m also not shocked," says local body hair expert.
www.rnz.co.nz
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“I’m shocked.. But I’m also not shocked," says local body hair expert..
Not only do we have body hair experts, we have local ones! Who knew?!
www.rnz.co.nz/life/lifesty...
Not only do we have body hair experts, we have local ones! Who knew?!
www.rnz.co.nz/life/lifesty...
Another day, another vapourware press release from Toyota intended to sow doubt about whether now is a good time to buy an EV
Toyota aims to launch the ‘world’s first’ all-solid-state EV batteries
Toyota aims to launch the ‘world’s first’ all-solid-state EV batteries
Toyota is doubling down on the “holy grail” of EV tech — all-solid-state batteries. Its first EV could arrive as soon as 2027, promising longer driving range, faster charging times, and more.
more…
electrek.co
October 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Another day, another vapourware press release from Toyota intended to sow doubt about whether now is a good time to buy an EV
Imagine moving to a town and being the 10,001st resident, thereby triggering millions of dollars of earthquake strengthening work. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Watch: Government announces shake-up of earthquake strengthening laws
A new "risk-based" approach to earthquake strengthening will allegedly save building owners more than $8.2 billion across the country.
www.rnz.co.nz
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Imagine moving to a town and being the 10,001st resident, thereby triggering millions of dollars of earthquake strengthening work. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Get fucked you absolute twat.
Kiwis 'can be proud' NZ isn't recognising Palestine yet - PM Christopher Luxon www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
Kiwis 'can be proud' NZ isn't recognising Palestine yet - PM Christopher Luxon www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
Kiwis 'can be proud' NZ isn't recognising Palestine yet - PM Christopher Luxon
New Zealand was among only a handful of countries - including the US, Japan and South Korea - which had not formally recognised Palestinian statehood.
www.rnz.co.nz
September 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Get fucked you absolute twat.
Kiwis 'can be proud' NZ isn't recognising Palestine yet - PM Christopher Luxon www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
Kiwis 'can be proud' NZ isn't recognising Palestine yet - PM Christopher Luxon www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
It's absolutely wild watching the American right cheer on the loss of their own right to free speech. A Facebook group I'm in been infiltrated by Maga chuds posting memes celebrating Kimmel being cancelled. I guess if you're too dumb to realise where this is going you're dumb enough to support it.
September 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It's absolutely wild watching the American right cheer on the loss of their own right to free speech. A Facebook group I'm in been infiltrated by Maga chuds posting memes celebrating Kimmel being cancelled. I guess if you're too dumb to realise where this is going you're dumb enough to support it.
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And idk if it's 'weird' or 'extremely fitting' that the better explainers are coming from outlets with names like 'garbage day' while the BBC is just shitting its pants in public.
We are where we are.
www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...
We are where we are.
www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...
Charlie Kirk was killed by a meme
Making sense of our dark new era of extremely online political violence
www.garbageday.email
September 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
And idk if it's 'weird' or 'extremely fitting' that the better explainers are coming from outlets with names like 'garbage day' while the BBC is just shitting its pants in public.
We are where we are.
www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...
We are where we are.
www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...
I'm having cheese for breakfast. I'm a grown up and you can't stop me.
September 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm having cheese for breakfast. I'm a grown up and you can't stop me.
Pretty spurious to link Amazon restarting their data centre build with the lift on the foreign property buyers ban. As much as the media would like us to think Luxon is some sort of genius attracting overseas investment, these two things are completely unrelated.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Christopher Luxon re-announces $7.5 billion Amazon investment from 2021
The Prime Minister says Amazon is spending $7b on data centres - a move announced by the company four years ago.
www.rnz.co.nz
September 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Pretty spurious to link Amazon restarting their data centre build with the lift on the foreign property buyers ban. As much as the media would like us to think Luxon is some sort of genius attracting overseas investment, these two things are completely unrelated.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
When Trump dies, my money is on his acolytes embalming him like Vladimir Lenin so the MAGA cult can queue up at Mar-a-Lago to kiss his forehead and weep like babies for the next 100 years.
September 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
When Trump dies, my money is on his acolytes embalming him like Vladimir Lenin so the MAGA cult can queue up at Mar-a-Lago to kiss his forehead and weep like babies for the next 100 years.
L'Affare "Nutty" coffee is insipid weaksauce that anyone who likes their coffee to taste of something should avoid. Don't fall into the trap of novelty coffee beans. It's all marketing spin to sell substandard beans to unsuspecting consumers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
L'Affare "Nutty" coffee is insipid weaksauce that anyone who likes their coffee to taste of something should avoid. Don't fall into the trap of novelty coffee beans. It's all marketing spin to sell substandard beans to unsuspecting consumers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Among all the talk of road user charging, it's worthy of a reminder that only 16 years ago, the UK government stopped forcing councils to deliberately set traffic light timing for minimum fuel efficiency, in order to collect the maximum amount of fuel tax: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news...
BBC NEWS | UK | Drivers catch green lights 'wave'
news.bbc.co.uk
August 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Among all the talk of road user charging, it's worthy of a reminder that only 16 years ago, the UK government stopped forcing councils to deliberately set traffic light timing for minimum fuel efficiency, in order to collect the maximum amount of fuel tax: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news...
So literally the next day, the US announces a 15% tariff on NZ imports. If I was any more of a cynic I'd argue they're deliberately mocking us, but I think the reality is our government are just a bunch of morons who couldn't negotiate their way out of a paper bag.
So we're a vassal state to Trump's America now huh? How many other countries have an FBI office in the capital city?
July 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So literally the next day, the US announces a 15% tariff on NZ imports. If I was any more of a cynic I'd argue they're deliberately mocking us, but I think the reality is our government are just a bunch of morons who couldn't negotiate their way out of a paper bag.
So we're a vassal state to Trump's America now huh? How many other countries have an FBI office in the capital city?
July 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So we're a vassal state to Trump's America now huh? How many other countries have an FBI office in the capital city?
I was in a bakery recently. Queue of ppl buying pies and sandwiches for lunch. No paywave so everyone having to do it the slow and tedious way.
If one person looked in the door and decided not to bother because of the queue then they lost more than the fees they saved by not allowing paywave.
If one person looked in the door and decided not to bother because of the queue then they lost more than the fees they saved by not allowing paywave.
July 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I was in a bakery recently. Queue of ppl buying pies and sandwiches for lunch. No paywave so everyone having to do it the slow and tedious way.
If one person looked in the door and decided not to bother because of the queue then they lost more than the fees they saved by not allowing paywave.
If one person looked in the door and decided not to bother because of the queue then they lost more than the fees they saved by not allowing paywave.
Couldn't help myself, sorry.
July 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Couldn't help myself, sorry.
This isn't doing any favours to the reputation that the only thing Christchurch people care about is where they can park.
At many universities around the world, there's no question of driving to campus.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
At many universities around the world, there's no question of driving to campus.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Frustrated University of Canterbury students missing class over lack of campus car parks
Frustrated University of Canterbury students are missing out on lectures or late for class because of the daily struggle to find a car park on campus or surrounding Ilam streets.
www.rnz.co.nz
July 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This isn't doing any favours to the reputation that the only thing Christchurch people care about is where they can park.
At many universities around the world, there's no question of driving to campus.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
At many universities around the world, there's no question of driving to campus.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Amazing!
July 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Amazing!
Alibaba just straight up selling fake banknotes via Facebook now..
July 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Alibaba just straight up selling fake banknotes via Facebook now..