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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 2h

@thelouvreof.bsky.social certified skeet

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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 4h

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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 17h

uvalde police once again earning an A+ on the doing nothing exam

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18h

🚨 Married GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales allegedly had an affair with his senior aide, Regina Aviles — who was found dead after she supposedly doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire, per The Daily Mail.

Uvalde Police are blocking release of the 911 call, video & records. (Daily Mail)

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rouge @ailurouge.bsky.social · 19h

Incredible idea to demolish the White House ahead of the famously mild Washington DC winter. DC winters have never had any repercussions on occupants of the White House.

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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 23h

something orange leaked into my drink at the freestyle machine and now all I can taste is orange

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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 1d

Hi guys, I started working at AWS as a Senior Software Developer. A couple of hours ago, I pushed new updates to AWS to speed things up. I have a good feeling about it. I'm so glad for the new job. #greatful

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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 1d

hog consumed us-east-1

The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 1d

AWS is down, post hog

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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 1d

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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 1d

he sure has become a big god guy. if god were real he'd have more hair

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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 1d

happy for him

forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 1d

steve letarte is officially colorblind

forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 2d

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FECAL MATTER!

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.