Jenni
@wipjenni.bsky.social
☆human artist & jewelry maker☆ostracized by most☆
My hands are tools, not accessories.
☆avant-garde☆neo-expressionist
☆intellectual absurdist☆50% jokes
🚫AI
Liars & hypocrites: hit the bricks.
https://ko-fi.com/wipjenni
https://www.saatchiart.com/wipjenni
My hands are tools, not accessories.
☆avant-garde☆neo-expressionist
☆intellectual absurdist☆50% jokes
🚫AI
Liars & hypocrites: hit the bricks.
https://ko-fi.com/wipjenni
https://www.saatchiart.com/wipjenni
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A suggestion for decent humans concerned about eating too much during this festive season:
Read or watch the news for a few minutes. If you're truly one of the people on Santa's Good List, you'll feel too sick to eat. If it's a big news day, you may even vomit.
No excess for you this year.
Read or watch the news for a few minutes. If you're truly one of the people on Santa's Good List, you'll feel too sick to eat. If it's a big news day, you may even vomit.
No excess for you this year.
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A suggestion for decent humans concerned about eating too much during this festive season:
Read or watch the news for a few minutes. If you're truly one of the people on Santa's Good List, you'll feel too sick to eat. If it's a big news day, you may even vomit.
No excess for you this year.
Read or watch the news for a few minutes. If you're truly one of the people on Santa's Good List, you'll feel too sick to eat. If it's a big news day, you may even vomit.
No excess for you this year.
I want to let you all know that I will not rest. I will not be silenced!
I will continue to work around the clock to be sarcastic & point out the useless (sometimes insulting) commentary surrounding these troubled times.
I will wring my hands & be mid snarky in solidarity with you all!
-WIP
I will continue to work around the clock to be sarcastic & point out the useless (sometimes insulting) commentary surrounding these troubled times.
I will wring my hands & be mid snarky in solidarity with you all!
-WIP
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I want to let you all know that I will not rest. I will not be silenced!
I will continue to work around the clock to be sarcastic & point out the useless (sometimes insulting) commentary surrounding these troubled times.
I will wring my hands & be mid snarky in solidarity with you all!
-WIP
I will continue to work around the clock to be sarcastic & point out the useless (sometimes insulting) commentary surrounding these troubled times.
I will wring my hands & be mid snarky in solidarity with you all!
-WIP
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT! Stop sullying the Grinch!
I refuse to allow anything else to be tainted with the poison of the Great Stain & Sychophants.
Stop it.
I refuse to allow anything else to be tainted with the poison of the Great Stain & Sychophants.
Stop it.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT! Stop sullying the Grinch!
I refuse to allow anything else to be tainted with the poison of the Great Stain & Sychophants.
Stop it.
I refuse to allow anything else to be tainted with the poison of the Great Stain & Sychophants.
Stop it.
I criticized @kamalaharris.com . Let the mass blockings begin!
(She's a quitter, a coward, and an unapologetic self-server.)
(She's a quitter, a coward, and an unapologetic self-server.)
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I criticized @kamalaharris.com . Let the mass blockings begin!
(She's a quitter, a coward, and an unapologetic self-server.)
(She's a quitter, a coward, and an unapologetic self-server.)
I miss the days when people had personalities instead of diagnosis.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I miss the days when people had personalities instead of diagnosis.
Is it me?
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't want to see the graphic details of every illness and kink total strangers on the internet have?
Y'all need to get close with people irl or dms to share that crap with.
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't want to see the graphic details of every illness and kink total strangers on the internet have?
Y'all need to get close with people irl or dms to share that crap with.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Is it me?
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't want to see the graphic details of every illness and kink total strangers on the internet have?
Y'all need to get close with people irl or dms to share that crap with.
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't want to see the graphic details of every illness and kink total strangers on the internet have?
Y'all need to get close with people irl or dms to share that crap with.
The world we live in.
I wonder if they edited out the parts about women being possessions or if they highlighted them. 🤔 😉
I wonder if they edited out the parts about women being possessions or if they highlighted them. 🤔 😉
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The world we live in.
I wonder if they edited out the parts about women being possessions or if they highlighted them. 🤔 😉
I wonder if they edited out the parts about women being possessions or if they highlighted them. 🤔 😉
Unpopular reality comment: just because it could be true, or is even probably true, that doesn't mean it *is* true .
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Unpopular reality comment: just because it could be true, or is even probably true, that doesn't mean it *is* true .
George of the Jungle is an underrated movie.
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
George of the Jungle is an underrated movie.
And the DOJ is correct. That's the MO. Bulldoze it - literally and figuratively - then laugh at the cowards' crying and cussing about it when it's too late.
In its response to a federal lawsuit filed by the National Trust for Historic Preservation (seeking to halt construction of Trump’s planned new ballroom) the DOJ argued that objections to the demolition of the East Wing are “moot because the demolition has already occurred and cannot be undone.”
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
And the DOJ is correct. That's the MO. Bulldoze it - literally and figuratively - then laugh at the cowards' crying and cussing about it when it's too late.
Another day, another blocklist.
It's always a pleasure to be canceled by bullies who feel so threatened they have to try to influence others to fear the same things they run from.
It's always a pleasure to be canceled by bullies who feel so threatened they have to try to influence others to fear the same things they run from.
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Another day, another blocklist.
It's always a pleasure to be canceled by bullies who feel so threatened they have to try to influence others to fear the same things they run from.
It's always a pleasure to be canceled by bullies who feel so threatened they have to try to influence others to fear the same things they run from.
Good god, people are thick as bricks.
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Good god, people are thick as bricks.
I remember family members sharing calls & texts from their loved ones on Flight 93.
It was chilling and horrific to just experience the empathy of what they were going through.
24 god-damned years later & the United States has allowed that gut-wrenching terror to be common.
Vile, repugnant shame.
It was chilling and horrific to just experience the empathy of what they were going through.
24 god-damned years later & the United States has allowed that gut-wrenching terror to be common.
Vile, repugnant shame.
No parent wants this text. Thinking of the Brown University community.
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I remember family members sharing calls & texts from their loved ones on Flight 93.
It was chilling and horrific to just experience the empathy of what they were going through.
24 god-damned years later & the United States has allowed that gut-wrenching terror to be common.
Vile, repugnant shame.
It was chilling and horrific to just experience the empathy of what they were going through.
24 god-damned years later & the United States has allowed that gut-wrenching terror to be common.
Vile, repugnant shame.
There are *so* many ways in which a person can earn my appreciation.
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There are *so* many ways in which a person can earn my appreciation.
Hey! I'm looking for art streamers. Who should I check out?
Analog artists get bonus points just because they're as rare as hen's teeth. 🐔🦷
Analog artists get bonus points just because they're as rare as hen's teeth. 🐔🦷
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hey! I'm looking for art streamers. Who should I check out?
Analog artists get bonus points just because they're as rare as hen's teeth. 🐔🦷
Analog artists get bonus points just because they're as rare as hen's teeth. 🐔🦷
There are *so* many ways in which a person can earn my animosity.
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December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There are *so* many ways in which a person can earn my animosity.
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Somebody needs to inform the idiots that if they kill off everyone, there won't be anyone left for them to feel superior to.
That'd probably work on the fkn moronic stains.
That'd probably work on the fkn moronic stains.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Somebody needs to inform the idiots that if they kill off everyone, there won't be anyone left for them to feel superior to.
That'd probably work on the fkn moronic stains.
That'd probably work on the fkn moronic stains.
What's a subskeet?
Nobody will tell me, but many people seem to like it when I ask.
#WhatAWeirdGateToKeep
#Subskeet
#BadPoetry
Nobody will tell me, but many people seem to like it when I ask.
#WhatAWeirdGateToKeep
#Subskeet
#BadPoetry
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What's a subskeet?
Nobody will tell me, but many people seem to like it when I ask.
#WhatAWeirdGateToKeep
#Subskeet
#BadPoetry
Nobody will tell me, but many people seem to like it when I ask.
#WhatAWeirdGateToKeep
#Subskeet
#BadPoetry
I finally figured it out! I am as negative as most other people, but I don't luxuriate in sharing the sad, scary or upsetting aspects of my life.
I do not feel good paying that shit forward.
People prefer to engage with others who enjoy sharing unpleasantness.
Poor fckn me. Have a lovely day! ⚘️🥀😭
I do not feel good paying that shit forward.
People prefer to engage with others who enjoy sharing unpleasantness.
Poor fckn me. Have a lovely day! ⚘️🥀😭
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I finally figured it out! I am as negative as most other people, but I don't luxuriate in sharing the sad, scary or upsetting aspects of my life.
I do not feel good paying that shit forward.
People prefer to engage with others who enjoy sharing unpleasantness.
Poor fckn me. Have a lovely day! ⚘️🥀😭
I do not feel good paying that shit forward.
People prefer to engage with others who enjoy sharing unpleasantness.
Poor fckn me. Have a lovely day! ⚘️🥀😭
I just went to do a quick double-check on a food safety issue. I got as far as typing U-S-D and then suddenly thought "Hellz no. I'll trust my memory and intelligence, not whatever crazy, flaming horse shit is on that site now."
Just a few short months have detroyed every speck of credibility.
Just a few short months have detroyed every speck of credibility.
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I just went to do a quick double-check on a food safety issue. I got as far as typing U-S-D and then suddenly thought "Hellz no. I'll trust my memory and intelligence, not whatever crazy, flaming horse shit is on that site now."
Just a few short months have detroyed every speck of credibility.
Just a few short months have detroyed every speck of credibility.
If your motto is "Ask for forgiveness, not permission" and you cross me or mine, you better start thinking: "Beg for mercy".
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If your motto is "Ask for forgiveness, not permission" and you cross me or mine, you better start thinking: "Beg for mercy".
Some people always have to find a way to cast shame on people being proud of something.
Judgment, virtue signaling? Dollars to donuts it doesn't come from a truly altruistic place.
Judgment, virtue signaling? Dollars to donuts it doesn't come from a truly altruistic place.
I understand those sharing that their grandparents migrated here with very little & the children and grandchildren ended up doing highly valued jobs. I also hope we don't just value one another according to income or job. There are so many other ways people contribute to society and communities.
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Some people always have to find a way to cast shame on people being proud of something.
Judgment, virtue signaling? Dollars to donuts it doesn't come from a truly altruistic place.
Judgment, virtue signaling? Dollars to donuts it doesn't come from a truly altruistic place.
Well, ack-shew-a-lee...
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December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Well, ack-shew-a-lee...
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