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WoffleHouse
@wofflecone.bsky.social
26 || He/Him || Grassy Samoyed + Others
NSFW Furry Writer, minors begone 🔞
Generally friendly, usually busy, too often an optimist, always up to meet new friends!

PFP by DungeonTurtle!
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I am doing a small growth drive for nonstop nut November of my Chocobo growing MASSIVE~

You can find the first part here!
bsky.app/profile/woff...

And I made a GoogleSheets tracking sizes!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Give a like and a repost, things are getting BIG QUICK
I got the first part of the nonstop nut November story done~

This serves as mostly an intro, but from here on out likes and resposts will add to Babble's size! More details down below! I will post updates as comments as they are completed :)

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Babbling Burden - Ghostly Gait
Babbling Burden - Ghostly Gait “Why can these q-quests never send me to a sunny place or through a magical p-p-portal to… I don't know, anywhere except a cemetery??” My words fall upon deaf ears, my...
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Caught ya emptying the fridge!

Commish for @centurioncalbar.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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She is addicted to sweets (it shows a lot).
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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After hauling a delivery for hours and hours without end, skipping his lunch just to make it on time, the behemoth of a wolf is HUNGRY. The poor nearby diner isn't going to have any stock for tomorrow as this trucker plans to clear out everything they got!

Thanks to @tigertimeworks.bsky.social!
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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bird butt trade for @goo404.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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uh oh... -expired patreon weekly
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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*insert joke about milk here*
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Why not join me here at Lifting Spirits.~

“Have a seat at the bar and let me get you something that’ll get ya floating out of your seat! Our service is given with a shine and drinks will get you grinning from ear to ear~ So come on in and have a sip~”

🖼️ @alsif.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I got swallowed by a tube
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Soft kisses YCH for @jetasakura.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Be careful; if you rile him up he'll show you exactly why it says this... and he won't just smash your face either.

Art by the amazing @tanookers.hyper.wang! Go support the artist!
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Yesss... bigger cock, balls, ass and donut! What more could a growing 'lu like me ask for? <3

Line comm from @reimoon.bsky.social!

Thank you so much!
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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A ref for a 🍊 of the woods
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Sheath time!
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Getting stuck in the ice cream freezer while trying to cool down as a blob does have its perks..

Art Gift for @cakedupdwagon.bsky.social with an idea stemming from one of their art posts about temperature affecting blobs! Hope you like it!! ^w^
#fatfur #blob
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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August 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Don't think you can call him Small anymore
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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"By the hells Drancher is that you?! Gods, you're MASSIVE!!"

Looks like this pudgy dragonborn couldn't help cut back his appetite after retiring from his adventuring lifestyle. All that awaits him now are days of gluttony and corpulence~

Sketch again done by the fantastic @lycanforge.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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*growling* "Where the HELLS did all this weight come from? I can't even see past all this damn gut!"

Lovely sketch done by @lycanforge.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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void
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Got this comm from @skaylart.bsky.social recently!

Gino knew winter was coming, so he decided to make use of the rest of the time to show off his body at the beach~

And he's not afraid to let it all hang out if you ask~

Art by @skaylart.bsky.social!
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Enough 'Sampling', just get in there already ! 💨
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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🎨
Sexting can only get you so pent up before you're ready to bust 🍆💦
Repost of an older commission for Jackalfloof/Centjackal
#NSFW #Furry #Hyper
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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If you see me doing this don’t tell the employees pls

🎨: @alleycatmomo.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM