Wolflawyer
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On the downside, it’s a serious crime for which nobody will have sympathy. You’ll go to jail and hurt your cause. You’ll be hated by enemy and friends alike.

On the upside you might make them lose control of a helicopter above the heads of your friends so who is to say what’s a bad idea.
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People talk shit about modern Simpsons but that’s only because they’re comparing it to golden age Simpsons.

If I walked into an alternate dimension where Simpsons never existed and brought a copy of season 31 with me they’d build temples in my honour.
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Socially liberal and fiscally conservative right up until it costs more money to gatekeep a service than it does to give it away for free.

Then suddenly it makes sense to spend a disproportionate amount of money to keep charging for the service so as to maintain the social order.
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They’re going to pay me to take drugs. Hell yeah!
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Trump: "Drug prices are going to be going down 100%, 400%, 600%, 1,000% in some cases."
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“Anyway, now the paragon of peace has gotta go meet with his Department of War.”
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I believe him. I absolutely believe that Donald Trump has studied the penises of children for a long time.
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To secure a peace prize, prepare for war.
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The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
www.theguardian.com
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Hillary Clinton lost the working class vote to a man who lived in a golden skyscraper with his name on it and posted a campaign photo of himself eating KFC with a knife and fork on his private jet.

It only got worse from there. Evil triumphs because good is dumb.
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Not because we created them. Rather because they can only extrapolate from things that we created. They cannot create new things without drawing from something that we already made. If it doesn’t already exist, they cannot conceive of it.
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No, because seeming human is still not thinking.

Is it possible someone could develop a general artificial intelligence? Yes in the sense that nothing is impossible. But it’s not likely.

It would be so world changing that whether or not I still have work as a lawyer wouldn’t really matter.
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Same thing every dumbass says when they realise they’ve gotten out over their skis.

Of course, there’s no functional difference between knowingly being stupid on purpose and obliviously being stupid through ignorance. They’re still stupid.
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I use AI. It is a useful tool but not the disruptive force the marketing suggests.

Eg. Used it to prepare a report for a case I have to mediate this month. It took about three hours to review and produce a prompt and an hour to review and edit the output. It replaced the typist; not the lawyer.
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It will be the case for the entirety of the foreseeable future. There currently exists no path to general AI and as long as a computer cannot think I am able to outthink it.

We can see further because we stand on the shoulders of giants. And we are the giants that the AI stands upon.
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The practice of law is an arms race between people thinking about how to make X happen and people thinking about how to unpick the attempts to make X happen.

If one of those sides are not actually thinking but just pulling from other instances where X did or did not happen then they're in trouble.
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In much the same way that you can take a template contract from a precedent database but it needs a lawyer to identify an issue like that the AI is still just pulling from sources that will work for, at best, most situations and creating the draft.

Apply the same problem to any issue and that's it.
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As an example, any AI can produce a draft contract or special condition but it cannot look at a particular transaction and consider whether it has a distinguishing feature that would make that contract trigger an adverse tax consequence that requires bespoke drafting to avoid.
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There aren't really any particularly common ones. The hallucinations stuff that makes headlines is a minor issue I think.

The common theme is just a re-iteration of the usual reality that law is bespoke and there are no one-size-fits-all solutions and AI is just producing gussied-up templates.
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Same practice area as the "fixing shit your accountant/business manager/CFO-who-has-a-law-degree-but-never-practiced/cousin fucked up" one.

I have a client whose CFO fancies himself a lawyer and loves LawLive templates. Always been good for billables. He has discovered AI. I'm in heaven.
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The particulars of the lease are omitted, including the date on which it was entered into, and I suspect that omission is a telling one.
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I genuinely cannot understand this post. Take remedial English or something.
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A decade from now I'll be retired and living off all the money I'm making fixing these AI-induced legal stuff ups.

Please keep generating AI contracts. I would like a beach house.
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Thanks lardass but I don’t really like KFC.
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Show Me How to Live is a better song than anything Soundgarden ever put out.
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