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Avalanche Wolger

@wolgerlanche.bsky.social

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27 yr old Wolger from NZ, streamer, gamer, writer, pie lover, sex positivity enthusiast. 18+ content, not the horny kind but the teaching and explains stuff like kinks, fetishs, and other lewd stuff. Dating an amazing bear and working my way to Canada :3

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · Oct 18

Kia Ora, my name is Avalanche and I am a Wolger (Wolf/Tiger hybrid) from New Zealand. I stream on twitch (rarely) at FrozenKingAvalanche. I write a lot for fun, my wattpad is SirAvalancheAlot if you wanna read any of my stuff. I love Pokémon, Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, my boyfriend, and pies to the face

White and blue tiger with wolf ears and tail, blue stripes on his back and left arm, black pawbs, a snow fall effect on his pawbs, tail and hair

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 4h

Whoa, lil baby man face reveal :0 very handsome

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 6h

The way this lined up perfectly on my timeline, absolutely peak

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 1d

Its so wild that my brain can come up with so many different story lines and universes and stuff for several books all at once, and then I sit down to write and it just goes "nope"

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 3d

👉👈🥺 is for me?

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Jason L. @jasonlangford.bsky.social · 4d

Oh tumblr, I can always count on you for wisdom

A tumblr post in two parts: the first post reads: writing is so fun. The second post reads: writing is impossible why does anyone do this.

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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 3d

I love throwing pies in people’s faces but also I love having pies thrown in my face. That’s it. I like to pretend to do that all day long and also sometimes do it for real.

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 3d

Peak

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 4d

Hair appointment booked, tattoo appointment booked. Things are set in motion >_< gonna write up my resignation tonight and meet with the bosses tomorrow. Now I just need a dental checkup and medical check up

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 5d

Yes daddy~

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 5d

Huff, gosh I miss this view

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 8d

Can someone smarter than me explain why games have to "preload shaders" every time I boot them up? I really dont like booting up a game and then waiting for 20+ minutes for the "shaders to load". Shouldn't it be something that once its loaded, it shouldn't need to ever again? Im so confused

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 9d

Because its leaves your face perfectly open for a big sloppy pie >:3

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 9d

Work visa got :)

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 9d

Honestly tempted to stay up until midnight to download it

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 10d

*folds Gyoju into a ball before throwing it* GET IT BOY! GO GET IT!

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 10d

Isn't this, like, the finding out part of people fucking around and damaging/littering all over con spaces?
Like, people acting like this was some attack on us when we treat their properties like shit...

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 11d

My team is so ready for friday :3

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 12d

Heckin and his husband took care of me for a year during a rocky period in my marriage. It wasn't always rainbows and sunshine but one thing ill alway be grateful for is the fact that they taught me what real love could look like.
Please if you can spare any help for them during this tough time

HeckinPupper/Pup Kubbz @heckinpupper.bsky.social · 13d

Warning: Death Notice

For those that do not know, my husband passed away on 9/26/25 12:59 AM. He was a husband, caretaker, and best friend to me and many other people. It amazes me every time that when we ask for help, just how many people respond with love, kindness and understanding of him. 🧵1/6

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 12d

"When Kairi enters, you may search your library for Sora and put him onto the battlefield, if you do, sacrifice Kairi"
To symbolize the fact that they never get a happy ending together and that one of them disappearing is the entire driving force of the story

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Mowshi @mowshiboi.bsky.social · 13d

Carbon Fiber Pilot Badge (with or without functional jet tag) form is now OPEN!

If interested, please fill out and submit a form here:
forms.gle/hVeaBPcB6tDN...

These will begin production in mid October, after my current batch is completed & shipped!

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 13d

Thats such a cute model, cant wait to put you in my pocket

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 13d

"We make sure to spell words like S H E A T H because we know dogs cant spell, otherwise hed be bouncing all over the place trying to hump everything"

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 15d

Got mine yesterday, sad I had to choose which one to get though

Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 15d

BEHOLD! MY STUFF! Thanks to some amazingly generous friends, I have officially completed every living dex of every Switch Pokémon game and have it all in Home. Sadly its not enough to have a fully completed living dex of every pokemon as some arent on switch. Yet. My body is ready for Legends ZA >:3

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Avalanche Wolger @wolgerlanche.bsky.social · 16d

Oh I need to hear all about this hatred >:3