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@wonderswaan.bsky.social
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http://twitch.tv/wonderswaan about half of my posts are written by twitch chatters, you figure out which
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · Nov 21
a screenshot of a tweet from 2022 showing a diagram of a foam pit with the caption "amazing that this is how the ancient egyptian pharoahs built their tombs" which was a very timely reference to an incident at twitchcon
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 1d
I feel sorry for whatever lost soul had a bad time in there
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 1d
banned from talking about princess sally acorn at Lowe’s AGAIN FML
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 1d
Spoke with the beast but manager and they agreed not to tell the local news about it so we’re good
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 1d
just did something abhorrent in the Best Buy restroom
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 3d
that was one of the stupidest finishes to a show I've seen in a long time aew
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 3d
wonderswaan's top 5 acting tips for beginners! tip number 1: try your best to avoid looking directly at the director, the camera, or any crew members on set. only look at the other actors or props in the scene! this simple mistake can really ruin the suspension of disbelief that we as storytellers t
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 4d
I don't even known what this post by me means. I was probably drunk and thought this was funny
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 18d
me walking back into the chipotle when they made me a burrito that looks like a round softball
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 18d
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: NUT

Verdict: DENIED
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 4d
if you mess with the big kat you get the claws
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 4d
KIT KAT BIG KAT Milk Chocolate Wafer Candy Bars, 1.5 oz (24 Count) is $14.89 on Amazon buff.ly/igvkWPg #ad
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 5d
gunDAMN America!
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 10d
what's the movie obaa?
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 10d
she's way hotter than lara croft
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 18d
I'm a womango she can go do whatever she wants. go make me a sandwich. or go be a boss bitch. that's how much of an ally I am
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 18d
me walking back into the chipotle when they made me a burrito that looks like a round softball
ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social
ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 18d
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: NUT

Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "NUT UP 1".
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Witch of November @novemberwitch2025.bsky.social · 18d
Tylenol lowered my property values and tore up my flower bed!

And it keeps hitting me up for "discreet dating"
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 18d
the pic of all my favorite talk show hosts hanging out was truly epic
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 18d
jimmy coming back is a HUGE win for the left. let's keep up this momentum! we're on a roll baby!!!
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 18d
tylenol is turning the frigging frogs gay!!!!!
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Citan Uzuki @doccitanuzuki.bsky.social · 18d
A 'kid' born in '1998' is now '18 years old.'

Let 'that' 'sink in.'
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 18d
woke is back baby
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 22d
emergent gameplay :)
A photograph of the video game Mother 3 showing the group of adventurers exploring a psychedelic forest and examining a mailbox. The screen reads as follows: “inside the mailbox was a pile of rotten, putrid Cummies.”
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 22d
thank you
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 24d
like this and I’ll rate you on a scale from 1 to 10, Randi’s and strangers welcome tee her :-)
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 24d
don’t fly over spilled vinegar
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 25d
I might stream milkdong
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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 25d
take some fish and chips in the shower
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