Scarf 🏳️⚧️
@wonshuan.bsky.social
A psychotic break?! At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your bluesky account?! | When you think about it everyone is TMA
Me: "The urges of the flesh are but soft wind against the mighty oak of my willpower."
My urologist: "...ok, but you probably shouldn't hold it until it hurts"
My urologist: "...ok, but you probably shouldn't hold it until it hurts"
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Me: "The urges of the flesh are but soft wind against the mighty oak of my willpower."
My urologist: "...ok, but you probably shouldn't hold it until it hurts"
My urologist: "...ok, but you probably shouldn't hold it until it hurts"
The ability to schedule text messages feels like something for which the sole purpose is sending s**cide notes
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The ability to schedule text messages feels like something for which the sole purpose is sending s**cide notes
I have summoned up a Ch4r10t video like some sort of warlock
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I have summoned up a Ch4r10t video like some sort of warlock
Me: "new Ch4r10t video when?"
Youtube: "SOMEONE YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF IS FAKE QUITTING"
Youtube: "SOMEONE YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF IS FAKE QUITTING"
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Me: "new Ch4r10t video when?"
Youtube: "SOMEONE YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF IS FAKE QUITTING"
Youtube: "SOMEONE YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF IS FAKE QUITTING"
Counting calories: "omg are u okay? Do you have an eating disorder?"
Budgeting: "omg girlboss so financially responsible"
Budgeting: "omg girlboss so financially responsible"
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Counting calories: "omg are u okay? Do you have an eating disorder?"
Budgeting: "omg girlboss so financially responsible"
Budgeting: "omg girlboss so financially responsible"
I really wanna talk to my best friend one on one for 6 hours
I MISS HERRRR!!!
I MISS HERRRR!!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I really wanna talk to my best friend one on one for 6 hours
I MISS HERRRR!!!
I MISS HERRRR!!!
The Crowing Strangelings about to bare our entire shared soul to the internet
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The Crowing Strangelings about to bare our entire shared soul to the internet
I've watched about 4 minutes of City: The Animation and concluded that it's bad actually
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I've watched about 4 minutes of City: The Animation and concluded that it's bad actually
Furries have been doing NFTs for decades. "This species is closed"
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Furries have been doing NFTs for decades. "This species is closed"
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I support unions.
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I support unions.
Feeling sad? Just remember that everyone has it worse than you and you're a narcissist!
November 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Feeling sad? Just remember that everyone has it worse than you and you're a narcissist!
I'm almost (almost!) certain that my fingers used to be *eeever so slightly* longer but I'm just not fully certain. Perhaps I am going insane. Aging is body horror.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm almost (almost!) certain that my fingers used to be *eeever so slightly* longer but I'm just not fully certain. Perhaps I am going insane. Aging is body horror.
Bitches will spend twice my week's grocery budget on a pizza and complain that it's cold or late. Maybe the universe is telling you to microwave some beans instead. Listen to the signs god gives you!
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bitches will spend twice my week's grocery budget on a pizza and complain that it's cold or late. Maybe the universe is telling you to microwave some beans instead. Listen to the signs god gives you!
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BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
I do not have smart person reasons for doing what I do. I do not know the names of any german moral philosophers. But i do know that pronouns are good for society.
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I do not have smart person reasons for doing what I do. I do not know the names of any german moral philosophers. But i do know that pronouns are good for society.
I am definitely a misandrist
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am definitely a misandrist
Sometimes I Feel Like I Am Having A Psychotic Episode All The Time One Hundred Percent But I'm Just Really Good At Masking It
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sometimes I Feel Like I Am Having A Psychotic Episode All The Time One Hundred Percent But I'm Just Really Good At Masking It
Wojak cuck content is perhaps the reddest flag an account could POSSIBLY post
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Wojak cuck content is perhaps the reddest flag an account could POSSIBLY post
Book is here! Couldn't be more excited! #normalsville
October 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Book is here! Couldn't be more excited! #normalsville
Flirting with the monkey's paw
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Flirting with the monkey's paw
nintendo should release the game boy advance again. Just, exactly the same. re-release all the games.
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
nintendo should release the game boy advance again. Just, exactly the same. re-release all the games.
People on here are proudly and openly declaring their intent to commit tax evasion
Like bro what
Like bro what
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
People on here are proudly and openly declaring their intent to commit tax evasion
Like bro what
Like bro what
Do extroverts get off on making people uncomfortable? There's 12 tables in this cafe and she chose to sit directly behind me
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Do extroverts get off on making people uncomfortable? There's 12 tables in this cafe and she chose to sit directly behind me
Abolish... uh, um... t,the,,, abolish um, tu- er, ujh, e-egg... s,s,salad?
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Abolish... uh, um... t,the,,, abolish um, tu- er, ujh, e-egg... s,s,salad?
