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Katie Mazza-Phillips

@worldofktebs.bsky.social

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Writer. Snarkasaurs. 🦕 Recovering Masshole. https://www.ktmazzaphillips.com/ Work in: The Rat’s Ass Review, Gargoyle Magazine, Monkeybicycle, The Dawn Review, Lunch Ticket Amuse-Bouche, Bridge Eight, and Failbetter.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 8h

With her clitoris hanging from her back and her boobies on her feet and a uterus right between her eyes!

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 9h

Who knows more about circumcision than a giant dick like RFK jr?

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 9h

Perhaps if we give Hitler Poland, he won't do other bad things.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 14h

If there was a Nobel Piece of Shit prize, Trump would be a shoe-in.

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 1d

THEY’RE EATING THE STORES! THEY’RE EATING THE GLASS!

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 1d

I guffawed.

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“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief

“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair, we can’t expect Trump to know what an actual war zone looks like. He dodged the draft five times. #portland #chicago

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 2d

Some people need to retire...

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 5d

Remember when our biggest worry about Facebook was whether to poke someone or not?

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 5d

I work in advertising. I am an AI skeptic. This hit home.

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 5d

"First, videos that suck are the future. If I could make a video that sucks this much in one hour, imagine how hard I could make something suck in two hours, or even three."

I Used AI to Make a Video That Sucks

I used AI to make a video that sucks. It is bad. It is boring. But I made it in under an hour. And now it is my entire personality. To some, my AI-...

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 7d

Does Miller have parents? I always thought he emerged from a pool of slime.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 8d

Soooo good.

If 1980s Teen Movies Took Place Today www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-...

If 1980s Teen Movies Took Place Today

Goonies Since strangers will call the police if kids in the Goon Docks wander around on their own, the boys don’t get a chance to search for One-Ey...

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 8d

Because he's not the hero we deserve, but he's the one we need right now.

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 9d

Pete Hegseth can, and I mean this with no respect, go fuck himself.

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 9d

And not mentally ill in a fun way like all of us on BlueSky.

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 11d

BETTER GET SOME ALOE FOR THAT BURN! YOU’VE BEEN HAKEEMED!

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 12d

Put a military invasion on it! #portland #trump

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 13d

It's too bad none of these guys have penises they feel confident about. If they did, we wouldn't be dealing with all this.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 15d

Not sure that the same guy who had a huge baby bitch meltdown over a broken escalator is going to be tough enough to end wars. #escalatorgate #sorrystairs

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 16d

Escalator operator probably took Tylenol and passed out...

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 17d

When @markruffalo.bsky.social gives you a Task, you complete it. (See what I did there?)

#addyourname #ACLU #SaveFreeSpeech

Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 17d

I’m joining @aclu_nationwide and over 400 fellow artists to condemn the federal government’s retaliation against Jimmy Kimmel, along with artists, journalists, individuals, and companies for exercising their right to free speech.

Add your name here:
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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 20d

As a country, you definitely want the guy in charge of your military to be so sensitive he can’t handle a comedian making jokes about him.

Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 21d

Sure, but when I pull down my pants to prove a point at Whole Foods, I'm the one who's out of line.

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Katie Mazza-Phillips @worldofktebs.bsky.social · 22d

Well well well. It looks like the snowflakers are now the snowflakees. #jimmykimmel #savefreespeech #magaflakes