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Jade - To Hell and Back Again

@wretchedjade.bsky.social

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She / Her - 23. Not (just) a fandom account. I'll talk politics, art and personal stuff!

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Dec 1

My threads!
Homestuck Live-reaction. Mostly late ACT 6: x.com/WretchedJade...
Epilogues live commentary and casual analysis:
Prologue/Candy: bsky.app/profile/wret...
Meat: bsky.app/profile/wret...

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · 7d

I believe her, I'm reading Episode 5 and know Episode 6 will be the Gohda Episode that's all about Gohda and no-one else.

Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · 11d

But she's a woman so it's different somehow because i say so

Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · 11d

Ok TO BE FAIR I'd probably fuck Eva so I'm not all that much better

Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · 11d

You'd fuck Kinzo if he were mildly attractive

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Sleepy Nicole @pocketwitch.bsky.social · 12d

thinking about how Jade started the fight in bg3 where the boss hits harder depending on how much gold you have and I was carrying 11K

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · 11d

YOU'D FUCK THAT THING WHEN THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD BATTLER??!

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · 14d

You forgot to tell them i don't know the character either

Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · 18d

i think the CGs add to the experience but they might clash too much with the OG sprites and backgrounds.

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · 18d

Oomf here, i'm sad she won't hear Beato's VA's amazing work :(

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Sleepy Nicole @pocketwitch.bsky.social · Aug 2

oomf created discord channels on her server so people could do "homestuck roleplay" and 2 people are using it to flirt *In character* and its both killing the vibe and also killing me because what do you mean "✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟTwisted is what I do best, doll.･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧ " sadklfhgdsakfldasf

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Sleepy Nicole @pocketwitch.bsky.social · Jun 25

Eventually I'll run out of homestuck outfits

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Mar 24

Sup'

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Mar 10

lmao what for?

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Mar 8

I don't???

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Mar 8

Excuse me!?

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Mar 8

I've been gone for a bit! Still a Homestuck, just going through some shit. I miss y'all, but you can find me on Twitter too
x.com/WretchedJade...

Jade ⚢ Vrisrezi's Strongest Soldier. (@WretchedJade) / X

x.com

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Sleepy Nicole @pocketwitch.bsky.social · Feb 27

She's been trying to figure out Rose for like 30 minutes now

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Feb 24

Very proud of my Jade voice though

Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Feb 24

My Vriska voice is actually quite lacking but this shit takes time.

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Feb 24

Playing Vriska on my friends and i Live Read because she's my pookie and no one gets her like i do.

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Ender 🍪💖 @ SAHCON’S FINAL HOUR @enderslime.bsky.social · Feb 23

ᖭི༏ angel ༏ᖫྀ

#homestuck #hsbc

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · Feb 22

Being radicalized increasingly since 2016 has just been banging my head against this post indefinitely.

Tweet from @addamschloe

nazi: *blows dog whistle*

leftist: wow, that sounds like a dog whistle, an expression deliberately made to have plausible deniability

centrist: buy plausibly, they could deny that

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Feb 22

A Vrisrezi edit? In 2025? More likely than you think.

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Feb 20

FUCK YOU I'LL MAKE MY OWN MERCH

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Jade - To Hell and Back Again @wretchedjade.bsky.social · Feb 20

People speculating that Hell Tier Vriska's abilities will work as an inverse of the selfish nature Thief of Light Classpect, and it sounds so fun.
She swoops in and 'allows' relevance to flourish in both Rose and Karkat by directly intervening. She's Rogue of Light-ing.