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Life in a sack/is coming back
Julianne Moore in MAPS TO THE STARS is like the final boss of Jenna Maroneys.
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)
Ella McKay
stands on one leg as she fixes something with her shoe
What will she do?
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Limp dick print.
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
People whose favorite movie this year was called One Battle After Another saying cinema is dead, this time for sure.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is intended to shame people into listening to flailing new pop stars. By calling their listeners old, they figure it will trigger a mortal crisis that paying attention to the flavor(s) of the month will solve.
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Kudos to Tarantino for branching out and enjoying a “girlie” movie like Lost in Translation. I hope he gives some other girlie films a try, like Mikey & Nicky or American Psycho.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I can say with confidence there are zero people in that orbit I admire. It’s Larry Summerses all the way down.
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.

1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me after I purposely post a take I know Bluesky won’t like.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Disgusting for the current owner of The Onion to say this.
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Watching Rio Bravo and knowing Walter Brennan’s politics as I do, his performance reads to me as racist to old timey prospectors
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I try not to say anything online I know is wrong but today I should be allowed to call Trump and only Trump the f-slur.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My wife put on a video about stuff that was popular on the day I was born and I know goddamn well these weren’t the two biggest movies.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Too much clothing is either beige or spiritually beige.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ha ha, yes! Dick Cheney died peacefully at 84, surrounded by family, and without ever having faced significant consequences for killing millions!
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Final tally of most popular Bill Irwin-themed Halloween costumes for 2025:

1. Harold Hamgravy (Popeye)
2. Mime (Scenes from a Mall)
3. Paul (Rachel Getting Married)
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Costco-obsessed mom who names her daughter Kirklyn.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Free costume idea: person with a 2025 bingo card of stuff that didn’t happen.
October 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The inspiration for Boardwalk Empire’s “Nyuck Nyuck” Thompson.
Jerome "Curly" Howard was born October 22, 1903 in Brooklyn.
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Shirt store salesman in this week’s episode of The Chair Company is the strangest performance I’ve seen on TV in a minute.
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
RIP. Monumental loss. youtu.be/IRCLjK5OWjU?...
D'Angelo, The Vanguard - The Charade (Live on SNL)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Had on an old Siskel & Ebert “worst of 1989” show and Siskel really goes off on Fred Savage for being in 2 bad movies that year. When Ebert tried to point out he’s just a little kid, Siskel was having none of it. “He has a lot of power in his little world.”
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Get ready to see this re-enacted a lot.
October 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM