WSFerrys
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The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD
“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Strong winds lead to further ferry cancellations
Afternoon and evening trips between the Isle of Man and Lancashire are cancelled for a second day.
www.aol.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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BONNIE BONNE CHANCE!
BONNIE BONNE CHANCE!
Historic Return: Scotland-France Ferry Set for 2026 Relaunch
A historic maritime link between Scotland and France is set to relaunch in Spring 2026, ending an eight-year hiatus as Dunkirk unveils a £35bn green industrial...
streamlinefeed.co.ke
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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BONNIE BONNE CHANCE!
BONNIE BONNE CHANCE!
AHOY THERE!
IT'S INTERNATIONAL CHOCOLATE CAKE DAY ON THE FERRYS!
IT'S INTERNATIONAL CHOCOLATE CAKE DAY ON THE FERRYS!
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
AHOY THERE!
IT'S INTERNATIONAL CHOCOLATE CAKE DAY ON THE FERRYS!
IT'S INTERNATIONAL CHOCOLATE CAKE DAY ON THE FERRYS!
AHOY THERE!
ICY DAYS ON THE HUDSON
ICY DAYS ON THE HUDSON
WATCH: NY Waterways ferry battles ice sheets in Hudson
Here’s a NY Waterways ferry pulling into Hoboken’s 14th Street terminal this morning. They’ll be fighting ice sheets all day long. Check out this raw footage.
www.nbcnewyork.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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ICY DAYS ON THE HUDSON
ICY DAYS ON THE HUDSON
AHOY THERE!
AND IN KETCHIKAN FERRRYS NEWS:
AND IN KETCHIKAN FERRRYS NEWS:
Ferry in Fog
An airport ferry pulls into the berth on Gravina Island under heavy fog on Monday, Jan. 19, 2026. Staff photo by Christopher Mullen
www.ketchikandailynews.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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AND IN KETCHIKAN FERRRYS NEWS:
AND IN KETCHIKAN FERRRYS NEWS:
AHOY THERE!
IN IMPORTANT NEWS - NON-FERRYS:
IN IMPORTANT NEWS - NON-FERRYS:
Dick’s celebrates 72 years with 19-cent burger deal this week
In celebration of Dick’s Drive-In’s 72nd birthday, the Seattle staple burger joint will offer 19-cent burgers at multiple locations between Monday and Thursday.
www.kiro7.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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IN IMPORTANT NEWS - NON-FERRYS:
IN IMPORTANT NEWS - NON-FERRYS:
AHOY THERE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--HAAAAAAAAAA!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--HAAAAAAAAAA!
NorthLink warns of another week of possible weather-related disruption
NorthLink has warned passengers of another week of possible weather-related service disruption.
www.shetlandtimes.co.uk
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--HAAAAAAAAAA!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--HAAAAAAAAAA!
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THE 'NATCH IS BACK
THE 'NATCH IS BACK
Wenatchee returns to service after log strike, restoring Seattle-Bainbridge ferry capacity
WSF said the Wenatchee resumed service as vessel No. 1 beginning with the 2:10 p.m. Bainbridge-to-Seattle sailing.
www.king5.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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THE 'NATCH IS BACK
THE 'NATCH IS BACK
AHOY THERE!
"Washington State Ferries is sailing with fewer boats than it needs after the Wenatchee struck a log, bending a propeller blade and damaging an inner shaft seal, while traveling through dense fog this week."
FROM THE SEATTLE SHOPPER, BEHIND THE PAY WALL:
www.seattletimes.com...
"Washington State Ferries is sailing with fewer boats than it needs after the Wenatchee struck a log, bending a propeller blade and damaging an inner shaft seal, while traveling through dense fog this week."
FROM THE SEATTLE SHOPPER, BEHIND THE PAY WALL:
www.seattletimes.com...
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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"Washington State Ferries is sailing with fewer boats than it needs after the Wenatchee struck a log, bending a propeller blade and damaging an inner shaft seal, while traveling through dense fog this week."
FROM THE SEATTLE SHOPPER, BEHIND THE PAY WALL:
www.seattletimes.com...
"Washington State Ferries is sailing with fewer boats than it needs after the Wenatchee struck a log, bending a propeller blade and damaging an inner shaft seal, while traveling through dense fog this week."
FROM THE SEATTLE SHOPPER, BEHIND THE PAY WALL:
www.seattletimes.com...
AHOY THERE!
SEAHAWK FANS IN THE SAME BOAT
SEAHAWK FANS IN THE SAME BOAT
2 large ferries out of service ahead of Sunday's Seahawks game
Washington State Ferries (WSF) is once again struggling to keep its vessels afloat.
komonews.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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SEAHAWK FANS IN THE SAME BOAT
SEAHAWK FANS IN THE SAME BOAT
AHOY THERE!
UK FERRY TO NORWAY TO RETURN
UK FERRY TO NORWAY TO RETURN
Direct UK to Norway ferry hopes after ‘push’ for route scrapped 18 years ago
You could sail direct to the Scandinavian second city.
metro.co.uk
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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UK FERRY TO NORWAY TO RETURN
UK FERRY TO NORWAY TO RETURN
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THE ISLAY HEADS TO THE ISLAY FOR THE FIRST TIME
MV Isle of Islay sails on homecoming voyage to Scotland
The MV Isle of Islay has begun her maiden voyage from the Cemre shipyard in Turkey, setting sail for Scotland following her official handover.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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THE ISLAY HEADS TO THE ISLAY FOR THE FIRST TIME
AHOY THERE!
THERE ON PUGET, SOME FERRIES GROW OLD
WITH THEIR STEEL GETTING RUSTY AND COLD
BUT THE CREWS DAY AND NIGHT
KEEP THEM PATCHED UP JUST RIGHT
TILL NEW BOATS JOIN THE GREEN-AND-WHITE FOLD
THERE ON PUGET, SOME FERRIES GROW OLD
WITH THEIR STEEL GETTING RUSTY AND COLD
BUT THE CREWS DAY AND NIGHT
KEEP THEM PATCHED UP JUST RIGHT
TILL NEW BOATS JOIN THE GREEN-AND-WHITE FOLD
Crews work to address aging Washington State Ferries fleet
Inside the state's largest maintenance facility, 10 different skilled trades all work to keep the aging fleet moving.
www.king5.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
AHOY THERE!
THERE ON PUGET, SOME FERRIES GROW OLD
WITH THEIR STEEL GETTING RUSTY AND COLD
BUT THE CREWS DAY AND NIGHT
KEEP THEM PATCHED UP JUST RIGHT
TILL NEW BOATS JOIN THE GREEN-AND-WHITE FOLD
THERE ON PUGET, SOME FERRIES GROW OLD
WITH THEIR STEEL GETTING RUSTY AND COLD
BUT THE CREWS DAY AND NIGHT
KEEP THEM PATCHED UP JUST RIGHT
TILL NEW BOATS JOIN THE GREEN-AND-WHITE FOLD
AHOY THERE!
"The legislature has not done a good job of funding new vessels, as the boats have aged. The average age is 35."
"The legislature has not done a good job of funding new vessels, as the boats have aged. The average age is 35."
Washington's aging ferry fleet: What now? - MyNorthwest.com
Governor Ferguson proposes $1 billion to revitalize Washington's aging ferry fleet. Discover the future of this vital transportation system.
mynorthwest.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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"The legislature has not done a good job of funding new vessels, as the boats have aged. The average age is 35."
"The legislature has not done a good job of funding new vessels, as the boats have aged. The average age is 35."
AHOY THERE! - FARE ROLLBACK AT GUEMES
GUEMES FOLK FACED A FARE-HIKE SO GRIM
WHEN THE COUNTY TRIED CHARGING TOO MUCH FOR THE SWIM
THE ISLANDERS CRIED TO THE COURT,
“HAVE YOU NO PRIDE, SIR?” THEIR RETORT
AND WON, MAKING COUNTY OFFICIALS LOOK DIM
LINKY:
www.cascadiadaily.co...
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
AHOY THERE! - FARE ROLLBACK AT GUEMES
GUEMES FOLK FACED A FARE-HIKE SO GRIM
WHEN THE COUNTY TRIED CHARGING TOO MUCH FOR THE SWIM
THE ISLANDERS CRIED TO THE COURT,
“HAVE YOU NO PRIDE, SIR?” THEIR RETORT
AND WON, MAKING COUNTY OFFICIALS LOOK DIM
LINKY:
www.cascadiadaily.co...
AHOY THERE!
IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH:
GOT MILK?, NEW FERRYS FROM OLD - PRIVATE SECTOR TO THE RESCUE, MONDRIAN ON THE SOUND, THE 'NATCH LOGS A HIT, (LOG IS OK - NATCH), GOV WANTS TO SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, MUKELTEO MULLETS OUT LOOKING FOR OAK HARBOR PARTY GIRLS AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH:
GOT MILK?, NEW FERRYS FROM OLD - PRIVATE SECTOR TO THE RESCUE, MONDRIAN ON THE SOUND, THE 'NATCH LOGS A HIT, (LOG IS OK - NATCH), GOV WANTS TO SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, MUKELTEO MULLETS OUT LOOKING FOR OAK HARBOR PARTY GIRLS AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
AHOY THERE!
IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH:
GOT MILK?, NEW FERRYS FROM OLD - PRIVATE SECTOR TO THE RESCUE, MONDRIAN ON THE SOUND, THE 'NATCH LOGS A HIT, (LOG IS OK - NATCH), GOV WANTS TO SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, MUKELTEO MULLETS OUT LOOKING FOR OAK HARBOR PARTY GIRLS AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH:
GOT MILK?, NEW FERRYS FROM OLD - PRIVATE SECTOR TO THE RESCUE, MONDRIAN ON THE SOUND, THE 'NATCH LOGS A HIT, (LOG IS OK - NATCH), GOV WANTS TO SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, MUKELTEO MULLETS OUT LOOKING FOR OAK HARBOR PARTY GIRLS AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
AHOY THERE!
WE SEND OUR BEST STRINGER TO THE WSF COMMUNITY MEETING WHILE WE ENJOY THE SEATTLE SUN
A SUBLIME SUMMARY IS THE RESULT, AS USUSAL
WE SEND OUR BEST STRINGER TO THE WSF COMMUNITY MEETING WHILE WE ENJOY THE SEATTLE SUN
A SUBLIME SUMMARY IS THE RESULT, AS USUSAL
New boats, state funding, ICE policy, pet-pilot status, much more discussed at first of today's two Washington State Ferries online community meetings
(Ferry in this morning's fog - photo by Steven Rice)
By Tracy Record
West Seattle Blog editor
The Fauntleroy ferry-terminal project got a semi-quick mention during Washington State Ferries' first of today's two online systemwide community meetings at noon today. So did a wide range of topics, including ICE-related policy and the ongoing pet ...
westseattleblog.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
WE SEND OUR BEST STRINGER TO THE WSF COMMUNITY MEETING WHILE WE ENJOY THE SEATTLE SUN
A SUBLIME SUMMARY IS THE RESULT, AS USUSAL
WE SEND OUR BEST STRINGER TO THE WSF COMMUNITY MEETING WHILE WE ENJOY THE SEATTLE SUN
A SUBLIME SUMMARY IS THE RESULT, AS USUSAL
AHOY THERE!
"Who exactly is accountable for B.C. Ferries? There’s plenty of data and stats in the B.C. Ferries CEO’s recent commentary. What’s missing is humility."
SUGGEST GIVING: @bcferrys A SHOT
LINKY FROM THE TIMES COLONIST OPTION SECTION:
www.timescolonist.co...
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
"Who exactly is accountable for B.C. Ferries? There’s plenty of data and stats in the B.C. Ferries CEO’s recent commentary. What’s missing is humility."
SUGGEST GIVING: @bcferrys A SHOT
LINKY FROM THE TIMES COLONIST OPTION SECTION:
www.timescolonist.co...
AHOY THERE!
AS SEEN ON THE BEEB!
AS SEEN ON THE BEEB!
Stena's new ferry powered by 'curved ball' physics set to sail
The purpose-built freight vessel is due to go into commercial service on Friday.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
AS SEEN ON THE BEEB!
AS SEEN ON THE BEEB!
AHOY THERE!
'NATCH SCORES A HIT, LOGS A NEW MAINTENANCE ISSUE, IN THE NEWS AGAIN, NATCH"
LOG REPORTED "OK".
'NATCH SCORES A HIT, LOGS A NEW MAINTENANCE ISSUE, IN THE NEWS AGAIN, NATCH"
LOG REPORTED "OK".
WSF's Wenatchee taken out of service on Bainbridge-Seattle route
The state's hybrid-electric ferry was taken out of service Wednesday afternoon.
www.kitsapsun.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
'NATCH SCORES A HIT, LOGS A NEW MAINTENANCE ISSUE, IN THE NEWS AGAIN, NATCH"
LOG REPORTED "OK".
'NATCH SCORES A HIT, LOGS A NEW MAINTENANCE ISSUE, IN THE NEWS AGAIN, NATCH"
LOG REPORTED "OK".
AHOY THERE!
Stabbert Marine wants to acquire the retired ferry Hyak as well as the Klahowya. The shipyards in Seattle and Anacortes would refurbish those diesel ferries on its own dime and then recoup its investment by leasing the vessels back to the ferry system..
LINKY
washingtonstatestand...
Stabbert Marine wants to acquire the retired ferry Hyak as well as the Klahowya. The shipyards in Seattle and Anacortes would refurbish those diesel ferries on its own dime and then recoup its investment by leasing the vessels back to the ferry system..
LINKY
washingtonstatestand...
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
AHOY THERE!
Stabbert Marine wants to acquire the retired ferry Hyak as well as the Klahowya. The shipyards in Seattle and Anacortes would refurbish those diesel ferries on its own dime and then recoup its investment by leasing the vessels back to the ferry system..
LINKY
washingtonstatestand...
Stabbert Marine wants to acquire the retired ferry Hyak as well as the Klahowya. The shipyards in Seattle and Anacortes would refurbish those diesel ferries on its own dime and then recoup its investment by leasing the vessels back to the ferry system..
LINKY
washingtonstatestand...
AHOY THERE!
HEARING THROUGH DEAF EARS AT BC FERRYS?
HEARING THROUGH DEAF EARS AT BC FERRYS?
BCF waves off local traffic boarding priority - Salt Spring Island news
BC Ferries has released a “what we heard” report summarizing the company’s Salt Spring Island engagement for the Crofton and Vesuvius terminal upgrade
gulfislandsdriftwood.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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HEARING THROUGH DEAF EARS AT BC FERRYS?
HEARING THROUGH DEAF EARS AT BC FERRYS?