WSFerrys
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The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD
“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
CREATIVE ACCOUNTANTS GET THINGS DONE!
CREATIVE ACCOUNTANTS GET THINGS DONE!
Chair of Australian ferry operator TT-Line Company dismisses auditor's insolvency assessment
The Chair of Australian passenger vessel operator TT-Line Company has disputed an assessment by Tasmania's Auditor-General that the company has become insolvent
www.bairdmaritime.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
AHOY THERE!
CREATIVE ACCOUNTANTS GET THINGS DONE!
CREATIVE ACCOUNTANTS GET THINGS DONE!
AHOY THERE:
AND YOU READ IT FIRST IN THE DAILY MAIL:
AND YOU READ IT FIRST IN THE DAILY MAIL:
Tourists' luggage swept out to sea after blunder on Thai ferry
Alice Zamparelli, who was sailing from Thailand 's Koh Tao island to Koh Samui on Sunday, was shocked to see her own luggage floating past her boat mid-journey.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
AHOY THERE:
AND YOU READ IT FIRST IN THE DAILY MAIL:
AND YOU READ IT FIRST IN THE DAILY MAIL:
AHOY THERE!
AND IN NEWS ON THE GOUROCK TO DUNOON ROUTE:
"Sound of Scalpay will be the first of two ferries to be built by Cammell Laird for the same owner in fulfilment of a contract awarded in May of this yeaR."
AND IN NEWS ON THE GOUROCK TO DUNOON ROUTE:
"Sound of Scalpay will be the first of two ferries to be built by Cammell Laird for the same owner in fulfilment of a contract awarded in May of this yeaR."
Keel laid for new Ro-Pax for Scottish operator Western Ferries
UK shipbuilder Cammell Laird has laid the keel of a new double-ended Ro-Pax ferry ordered by Scottish operator Western Ferries (Clyde).Sound of Scalpay will be
www.bairdmaritime.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
AND IN NEWS ON THE GOUROCK TO DUNOON ROUTE:
"Sound of Scalpay will be the first of two ferries to be built by Cammell Laird for the same owner in fulfilment of a contract awarded in May of this yeaR."
AND IN NEWS ON THE GOUROCK TO DUNOON ROUTE:
"Sound of Scalpay will be the first of two ferries to be built by Cammell Laird for the same owner in fulfilment of a contract awarded in May of this yeaR."
AHOY THERE!
IT LOOKS LIKE OUR EASY-TO-PRONOUNCE NAME SUGGESTIONS OF: ΦΑΛΑΙΝΑ, ΒΙΔΡΑ, ΧΛΩΣΩΔΕΣ ΜΕΡΟΣ & ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΙ WAS IGNORED.
"BC Ferries announced that its newest Island Class ferries will proudly sail as ISLAND GWA’YAM, ISLAND K’ASA, ISLAND XWSALUX'UL and ISLAND SARLEQUUN"
IT LOOKS LIKE OUR EASY-TO-PRONOUNCE NAME SUGGESTIONS OF: ΦΑΛΑΙΝΑ, ΒΙΔΡΑ, ΧΛΩΣΩΔΕΣ ΜΕΡΟΣ & ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΙ WAS IGNORED.
"BC Ferries announced that its newest Island Class ferries will proudly sail as ISLAND GWA’YAM, ISLAND K’ASA, ISLAND XWSALUX'UL and ISLAND SARLEQUUN"
BC Ferries names four new hybrid-electric vessels after First Nations gifts
BC Ferries names four new hybrid-electric vessels after First Nations gifts
www.shippax.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
AHOY THERE!
IT LOOKS LIKE OUR EASY-TO-PRONOUNCE NAME SUGGESTIONS OF: ΦΑΛΑΙΝΑ, ΒΙΔΡΑ, ΧΛΩΣΩΔΕΣ ΜΕΡΟΣ & ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΙ WAS IGNORED.
"BC Ferries announced that its newest Island Class ferries will proudly sail as ISLAND GWA’YAM, ISLAND K’ASA, ISLAND XWSALUX'UL and ISLAND SARLEQUUN"
IT LOOKS LIKE OUR EASY-TO-PRONOUNCE NAME SUGGESTIONS OF: ΦΑΛΑΙΝΑ, ΒΙΔΡΑ, ΧΛΩΣΩΔΕΣ ΜΕΡΟΣ & ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΙ WAS IGNORED.
"BC Ferries announced that its newest Island Class ferries will proudly sail as ISLAND GWA’YAM, ISLAND K’ASA, ISLAND XWSALUX'UL and ISLAND SARLEQUUN"
AHOY THERE!
ONE MAN'S ALLISION IS ANOTHER MAN'S COLLISION
"Ferry allides with dock, go boom in Georgia"
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/fer...
ONE MAN'S ALLISION IS ANOTHER MAN'S COLLISION
"Ferry allides with dock, go boom in Georgia"
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/fer...
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
AHOY THERE!
ONE MAN'S ALLISION IS ANOTHER MAN'S COLLISION
"Ferry allides with dock, go boom in Georgia"
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/fer...
ONE MAN'S ALLISION IS ANOTHER MAN'S COLLISION
"Ferry allides with dock, go boom in Georgia"
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/fer...
AHOY THERE!
KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NATIVE SEALIFE ON THIS GLORIOUS MORNING ON THE FERRYS.
KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NATIVE SEALIFE ON THIS GLORIOUS MORNING ON THE FERRYS.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
AHOY THERE!
KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NATIVE SEALIFE ON THIS GLORIOUS MORNING ON THE FERRYS.
KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NATIVE SEALIFE ON THIS GLORIOUS MORNING ON THE FERRYS.
AHOY THERE!
THE FERRYS CTHULHU CARD IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR HOLIDAY TRAVEL
TAP YOUR CTHULHU CARD TO GLIDE THROUGH THE NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST TRANSIT, AS NAMELESS TIDES, ELDER GODS, AND MAD TIMETABLES ALIGN IN UNHOLY, CONTACTLESS INCONVENIENCE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.
THE FERRYS CTHULHU CARD IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR HOLIDAY TRAVEL
TAP YOUR CTHULHU CARD TO GLIDE THROUGH THE NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST TRANSIT, AS NAMELESS TIDES, ELDER GODS, AND MAD TIMETABLES ALIGN IN UNHOLY, CONTACTLESS INCONVENIENCE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
AHOY THERE!
THE FERRYS CTHULHU CARD IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR HOLIDAY TRAVEL
TAP YOUR CTHULHU CARD TO GLIDE THROUGH THE NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST TRANSIT, AS NAMELESS TIDES, ELDER GODS, AND MAD TIMETABLES ALIGN IN UNHOLY, CONTACTLESS INCONVENIENCE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.
THE FERRYS CTHULHU CARD IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR HOLIDAY TRAVEL
TAP YOUR CTHULHU CARD TO GLIDE THROUGH THE NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST TRANSIT, AS NAMELESS TIDES, ELDER GODS, AND MAD TIMETABLES ALIGN IN UNHOLY, CONTACTLESS INCONVENIENCE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.
AHOY THERE:
THIS WEEK WE START OUR LOOK AT FERRYS COMMUNITIES AROUND PUGET SOUND
"Business owners struggle with Bremerton’s reputation as a town of fist fights and parking lots. One time there was a brothel above the local office of the Internal Revenue Service."
LINKY:
www.kuow.org/stories...
THIS WEEK WE START OUR LOOK AT FERRYS COMMUNITIES AROUND PUGET SOUND
"Business owners struggle with Bremerton’s reputation as a town of fist fights and parking lots. One time there was a brothel above the local office of the Internal Revenue Service."
LINKY:
www.kuow.org/stories...
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
AHOY THERE:
THIS WEEK WE START OUR LOOK AT FERRYS COMMUNITIES AROUND PUGET SOUND
"Business owners struggle with Bremerton’s reputation as a town of fist fights and parking lots. One time there was a brothel above the local office of the Internal Revenue Service."
LINKY:
www.kuow.org/stories...
THIS WEEK WE START OUR LOOK AT FERRYS COMMUNITIES AROUND PUGET SOUND
"Business owners struggle with Bremerton’s reputation as a town of fist fights and parking lots. One time there was a brothel above the local office of the Internal Revenue Service."
LINKY:
www.kuow.org/stories...
AHOY THERE!
BUSY WEEK FOR THE OWL 'N THISTLE AND THE DRIFT INN...
BUSY WEEK FOR THE OWL 'N THISTLE AND THE DRIFT INN...
WSF expects 300,000 ferry riders over holiday weekend, on pace for numbers not seen since 2019
You're going to have plenty of company on the state ferries this holiday weekend. More than 300,000 passengers are expected to catch a ferry.
mynorthwest.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
BUSY WEEK FOR THE OWL 'N THISTLE AND THE DRIFT INN...
BUSY WEEK FOR THE OWL 'N THISTLE AND THE DRIFT INN...
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
♫ ♪ ♬
"WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A FERRY BOAT,
WHEN IT IS UN-EM-PLOYED?"
♫ ♪ ♬
"For sale: Retired state ferries. Dreamers need not apply
The vessels are lingering on the market as WSF scrutinizes potential buyers. Past sales haven’t always ended well."
LINKY;
washingtonstatestand...
♫ ♪ ♬
"WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A FERRY BOAT,
WHEN IT IS UN-EM-PLOYED?"
♫ ♪ ♬
"For sale: Retired state ferries. Dreamers need not apply
The vessels are lingering on the market as WSF scrutinizes potential buyers. Past sales haven’t always ended well."
LINKY;
washingtonstatestand...
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
AHOY THERE!
♫ ♪ ♬
"WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A FERRY BOAT,
WHEN IT IS UN-EM-PLOYED?"
♫ ♪ ♬
"For sale: Retired state ferries. Dreamers need not apply
The vessels are lingering on the market as WSF scrutinizes potential buyers. Past sales haven’t always ended well."
LINKY;
washingtonstatestand...
♫ ♪ ♬
"WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A FERRY BOAT,
WHEN IT IS UN-EM-PLOYED?"
♫ ♪ ♬
"For sale: Retired state ferries. Dreamers need not apply
The vessels are lingering on the market as WSF scrutinizes potential buyers. Past sales haven’t always ended well."
LINKY;
washingtonstatestand...
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS IN ART - A CONTINUING SERIES
WITH NO WOODWARD'S, EATON'S, OR HUDSON'S BAY CHRISTMAS SHIP OPPORTUNITIES AFTER THE CLOSURE OF THOSE GRAND DEPARTMENT STORES, THE M/V QUEEN OF SIDNEY IS TOWED BACK UP THE MIGHTY FRASER TO HER BERTH TO AWAIT HER FATE, BY J.M.W. TURNER, OIL ON CANVAS
FERRYS IN ART - A CONTINUING SERIES
WITH NO WOODWARD'S, EATON'S, OR HUDSON'S BAY CHRISTMAS SHIP OPPORTUNITIES AFTER THE CLOSURE OF THOSE GRAND DEPARTMENT STORES, THE M/V QUEEN OF SIDNEY IS TOWED BACK UP THE MIGHTY FRASER TO HER BERTH TO AWAIT HER FATE, BY J.M.W. TURNER, OIL ON CANVAS
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS IN ART - A CONTINUING SERIES
WITH NO WOODWARD'S, EATON'S, OR HUDSON'S BAY CHRISTMAS SHIP OPPORTUNITIES AFTER THE CLOSURE OF THOSE GRAND DEPARTMENT STORES, THE M/V QUEEN OF SIDNEY IS TOWED BACK UP THE MIGHTY FRASER TO HER BERTH TO AWAIT HER FATE, BY J.M.W. TURNER, OIL ON CANVAS
FERRYS IN ART - A CONTINUING SERIES
WITH NO WOODWARD'S, EATON'S, OR HUDSON'S BAY CHRISTMAS SHIP OPPORTUNITIES AFTER THE CLOSURE OF THOSE GRAND DEPARTMENT STORES, THE M/V QUEEN OF SIDNEY IS TOWED BACK UP THE MIGHTY FRASER TO HER BERTH TO AWAIT HER FATE, BY J.M.W. TURNER, OIL ON CANVAS
AHOY THERE
FEDERAL MONEY TO SUPPORT LONG YELLOW EXTENSION CORD PLAN
FEDERAL MONEY TO SUPPORT LONG YELLOW EXTENSION CORD PLAN
Federal money to help electrify Clinton ferry dock | HeraldNet.com
The Federal Transit Administration awarded state ferries a $4.9 million grant to help electrify the Mukilteo-Clinton route.
www.heraldnet.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
AHOY THERE
FEDERAL MONEY TO SUPPORT LONG YELLOW EXTENSION CORD PLAN
FEDERAL MONEY TO SUPPORT LONG YELLOW EXTENSION CORD PLAN
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS CHOOSE LONG YELLOW EXTENSION CORD SUPPLIER FOR FLEET ELECTRIFICATION
„Stemmann-Technik GmbH stammende, für den Betrieb des schwer erklärbaren mechanischen Dingsbums unverzichtbare, quer über den Ozeanboden liegende gelbe Verlängerungskabel“
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/was...
FERRYS CHOOSE LONG YELLOW EXTENSION CORD SUPPLIER FOR FLEET ELECTRIFICATION
„Stemmann-Technik GmbH stammende, für den Betrieb des schwer erklärbaren mechanischen Dingsbums unverzichtbare, quer über den Ozeanboden liegende gelbe Verlängerungskabel“
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/was...
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS CHOOSE LONG YELLOW EXTENSION CORD SUPPLIER FOR FLEET ELECTRIFICATION
„Stemmann-Technik GmbH stammende, für den Betrieb des schwer erklärbaren mechanischen Dingsbums unverzichtbare, quer über den Ozeanboden liegende gelbe Verlängerungskabel“
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/was...
FERRYS CHOOSE LONG YELLOW EXTENSION CORD SUPPLIER FOR FLEET ELECTRIFICATION
„Stemmann-Technik GmbH stammende, für den Betrieb des schwer erklärbaren mechanischen Dingsbums unverzichtbare, quer über den Ozeanboden liegende gelbe Verlängerungskabel“
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/was...
AHOY THERE!
CUTTYHUNK FERRYS TO REMAIN A GO
CUTTYHUNK FERRYS TO REMAIN A GO
Ferries say they will keep New Bedford State Pier operations afloat
Seastreak Ferries and Cuttyhunk Ferry officials are confident they’ll be able to continue shipping out from New Bedford State Pier despite a shutdown.
www.southcoasttoday.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
CUTTYHUNK FERRYS TO REMAIN A GO
CUTTYHUNK FERRYS TO REMAIN A GO
AHOY THERE!
NOT A GOOD IDEA, CLEARLY WITHOUT PUTTING TO FINE A POINT ON IT
NOT A GOOD IDEA, CLEARLY WITHOUT PUTTING TO FINE A POINT ON IT
Improve current ferries and roads, forget about Cascade Point, Juneau residents tell state transportation officials
DOT seeks comments at open house as starting point for revision of Southeast Alaska Transportation Plan.
www.juneauindependent.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
NOT A GOOD IDEA, CLEARLY WITHOUT PUTTING TO FINE A POINT ON IT
NOT A GOOD IDEA, CLEARLY WITHOUT PUTTING TO FINE A POINT ON IT
AHOY THERE!
SECOND LIFE FOR EVERETT LIBBY
Lehigh Maritime Corp. “provides a wide range of fully mobile and repair support services to the commercial maritime industry in New York Harbor. based on Brooklyn’s working waterfront, with a full-service shop in Red Hook.”
SECOND LIFE FOR EVERETT LIBBY
Lehigh Maritime Corp. “provides a wide range of fully mobile and repair support services to the commercial maritime industry in New York Harbor. based on Brooklyn’s working waterfront, with a full-service shop in Red Hook.”
Aging State Ferry Serving Knox County Sold for $1
The Everett Libby was built in 1960 and served multiple Penobscot Bay islands.
www.midcoastvillager.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
SECOND LIFE FOR EVERETT LIBBY
Lehigh Maritime Corp. “provides a wide range of fully mobile and repair support services to the commercial maritime industry in New York Harbor. based on Brooklyn’s working waterfront, with a full-service shop in Red Hook.”
SECOND LIFE FOR EVERETT LIBBY
Lehigh Maritime Corp. “provides a wide range of fully mobile and repair support services to the commercial maritime industry in New York Harbor. based on Brooklyn’s working waterfront, with a full-service shop in Red Hook.”
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD.”
"WELCOME ABOARD.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD.”
"WELCOME ABOARD.”
AHOY THERE!
ITS CATURDAY AND THE SYSTEM REGRETS THAT “GEORGE,” THE RESIDENT BLUE HERON ON “A” DOCK IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, AND AS A RESULT WE SHALL BE USING ALTERNATES “E” AND “F” DOCKS AT THE TERMINAL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
ITS CATURDAY AND THE SYSTEM REGRETS THAT “GEORGE,” THE RESIDENT BLUE HERON ON “A” DOCK IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, AND AS A RESULT WE SHALL BE USING ALTERNATES “E” AND “F” DOCKS AT THE TERMINAL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
AHOY THERE!
ITS CATURDAY AND THE SYSTEM REGRETS THAT “GEORGE,” THE RESIDENT BLUE HERON ON “A” DOCK IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, AND AS A RESULT WE SHALL BE USING ALTERNATES “E” AND “F” DOCKS AT THE TERMINAL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
ITS CATURDAY AND THE SYSTEM REGRETS THAT “GEORGE,” THE RESIDENT BLUE HERON ON “A” DOCK IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, AND AS A RESULT WE SHALL BE USING ALTERNATES “E” AND “F” DOCKS AT THE TERMINAL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
B.C. Boilermaker and Repair chorus:
♫ ♪ ♬ Look for the union label
When your vessel’s fit for sea and strong.
Recall our union’s building and repairing,
Our pay supporting B.C. lives all along.
♫ ♪ ♬
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
AHOY THERE!
B.C. Boilermaker and Repair chorus:
♫ ♪ ♬ Look for the union label
When your vessel’s fit for sea and strong.
Recall our union’s building and repairing,
Our pay supporting B.C. lives all along.
♫ ♪ ♬
AHOY THERE!
B.C. Dock and Marine Crews sing:
♫ ♪ ♬ Look for the union label
When choosing ships or sailing out the bay.
Remember British Columbia’s ship hands working,
Our union earnings helping homes each day. ♫ ♪ ♬
B.C. Dock and Marine Crews sing:
♫ ♪ ♬ Look for the union label
When choosing ships or sailing out the bay.
Remember British Columbia’s ship hands working,
Our union earnings helping homes each day. ♫ ♪ ♬
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
AHOY THERE!
B.C. Dock and Marine Crews sing:
♫ ♪ ♬ Look for the union label
When choosing ships or sailing out the bay.
Remember British Columbia’s ship hands working,
Our union earnings helping homes each day. ♫ ♪ ♬
B.C. Dock and Marine Crews sing:
♫ ♪ ♬ Look for the union label
When choosing ships or sailing out the bay.
Remember British Columbia’s ship hands working,
Our union earnings helping homes each day. ♫ ♪ ♬