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· Feb 20
We’re like @theonion.com—just poorer and far less influential.
Astronaut: Don’t do illegal things.
Alcoholic FOX guy:
Alcoholic FOX guy:
a woman in a striped dress is sitting in a pink chair and pointing at something
ALT: a woman in a striped dress is sitting in a pink chair and pointing at something
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Astronaut: Don’t do illegal things.
Alcoholic FOX guy:
Alcoholic FOX guy:
I honestly never expected to use “felching” and “RFK Jr.” in the same sentence. If you understand, great—otherwise, do not Google it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I honestly never expected to use “felching” and “RFK Jr.” in the same sentence. If you understand, great—otherwise, do not Google it.
Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns? I thought it would take a few more years before America starts to crumble.
Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress after clash with Trump
The former Trump loyalist said she will step down Jan. 5.
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns? I thought it would take a few more years before America starts to crumble.
Try asking ChatGPT how fast your country’s institutions could collapse after electing a demented, rapist predator like Donald “I don’t know Jeffrey Epstein” Trump.
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Try asking ChatGPT how fast your country’s institutions could collapse after electing a demented, rapist predator like Donald “I don’t know Jeffrey Epstein” Trump.
God, I can’t wait until he’s worm food. Come on, cholesterol—do your thing.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
God, I can’t wait until he’s worm food. Come on, cholesterol—do your thing.
Reporters should just start calling her a stupid cunt right to her face.
An important part of the job for any WH Press Secretary is to clean up remarks made by the president or offer explanation/context or apology when warranted. But Leavitt never does that. She always crafts a response that makes it even worse by adding her own toxic twist.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reporters should just start calling her a stupid cunt right to her face.
Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, was handed a 27‑year prison sentence for orchestrating a January 6-style coup attempt.
Bye, piggy.
Bye, piggy.
Jailhouse shock: Brazil coup monger Bolsonaro finally faces life behind bars
The former president’s far-right supporters have discovered a new interest in prison conditions as incarceration looms
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, was handed a 27‑year prison sentence for orchestrating a January 6-style coup attempt.
Bye, piggy.
Bye, piggy.
I miss the sleepy president.
I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I miss the sleepy president.
❌ Drag queen
✅ MAGA supporter
✅ MAGA supporter
Pardoned Jan. 6 Capitol rioter arrested on child molestation charges - National | Globalnews.ca
Authorities allege that Andrew Paul Johnson tried to use funds he was expecting to receive as part of a Jan.6 payout to silence one of the alleged victims.
globalnews.ca
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
❌ Drag queen
✅ MAGA supporter
✅ MAGA supporter
Oh, it’s real—we interviewed the love seat who needed years of therapy and upholstery cleaning just to feel love again.
LMFAO... I know this is a story we harp on and it might not be true... but it's not the story itself that makes me laugh, it's knowing how annoyed they are with our constantly repeating and making jokes about it which have me rolling.
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh, it’s real—we interviewed the love seat who needed years of therapy and upholstery cleaning just to feel love again.
The last thing your sofa sees before @jd-vance-1.bsky.social tries fucking it:
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The last thing your sofa sees before @jd-vance-1.bsky.social tries fucking it:
Former Vice President Dick Cheney Dies
bit.ly/wutf
bit.ly/wutf
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Former Vice President Dick Cheney Dies
bit.ly/wutf
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I’m Latrice, and I’m the whole show.
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m Latrice, and I’m the whole show.
I shit you not, this is on the official White House website. America is not a serious country.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I shit you not, this is on the official White House website. America is not a serious country.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
Sex Pest Prince Andrew Considers Presidential Bid After Being Stripped Of Royal Title
bit.ly/wutf
bit.ly/wutf
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sex Pest Prince Andrew Considers Presidential Bid After Being Stripped Of Royal Title
bit.ly/wutf
bit.ly/wutf
Donald J. Trump is a child rapist.
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Donald J. Trump is a child rapist.
Maybe he’ll die soon.
a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face
ALT: a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Maybe he’ll die soon.
After WWII, the Nazis fled Germany for Argentina—Trump is pumping billions into Argentina so MAGA has a nice country to flee to after Obama gets elected in 2028.
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
After WWII, the Nazis fled Germany for Argentina—Trump is pumping billions into Argentina so MAGA has a nice country to flee to after Obama gets elected in 2028.
BREAKING: @homelandgov.bsky.social finally deports Trump’s mail-order whore back to wherever the fuck she’s from
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
BREAKING: @homelandgov.bsky.social finally deports Trump’s mail-order whore back to wherever the fuck she’s from
“And I’ll vote for him again in 2028!”
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“And I’ll vote for him again in 2028!”
Illegal gambling ring shut down? Awesome. Now release the Epstein files.
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Illegal gambling ring shut down? Awesome. Now release the Epstein files.
Why are all the pedophiles anti-gay, anti-trans, “family values” conservatives?
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Why are all the pedophiles anti-gay, anti-trans, “family values” conservatives?