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I’d be okay if she was hit by a bus. I’m not wishing it upon her, I’m just saying I’d shed no tears for me.
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I’d be okay if she was hit by a bus. I’m not wishing it upon her, I’m just saying I’d shed no tears for me.
Someone release Luigi.
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Someone release Luigi.
Especially when theres so many pictures of him in his underwear online.
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Especially when theres so many pictures of him in his underwear online.
My favourite was the one with Dr. Dre, Snoop, Mary J. Blige, and Eminem.
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
My favourite was the one with Dr. Dre, Snoop, Mary J. Blige, and Eminem.
She blocked me on Twitter for calling her a cunt—because she is a cunt.
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 AM
She blocked me on Twitter for calling her a cunt—because she is a cunt.
I personally didn’t care for the Bad Bunny Halftime Show, but not because of “woke” or Spanish, I just didn’t think the singing or the performance was that good.
I’d still let him sit on my face though.
I’d still let him sit on my face though.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I personally didn’t care for the Bad Bunny Halftime Show, but not because of “woke” or Spanish, I just didn’t think the singing or the performance was that good.
I’d still let him sit on my face though.
I’d still let him sit on my face though.
Hey! Don’t drag the Portuguese into this. I mean, we did basically invented colonialism and the Transatlantic Slave Trade, but we’ve got great chicken!
a group of penguins standing next to each other with the words `` who 's with me '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a group of penguins standing next to each other with the words `` who 's with me '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Hey! Don’t drag the Portuguese into this. I mean, we did basically invented colonialism and the Transatlantic Slave Trade, but we’ve got great chicken!
I’m okay with MAGA not vaccinating their kids against preventable diseases. Let’s whittle those numbers down.
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I’m okay with MAGA not vaccinating their kids against preventable diseases. Let’s whittle those numbers down.
Well, hold on…
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Well, hold on…
What the fuck’s wrong with that woman’s face?
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
What the fuck’s wrong with that woman’s face?
I watched an old video of George W. Bush congratulating Barack Obama on winning the 2008 election. It was a classy message acknowledging the importance of electing America’s first Black president.
Today, Donald Trump posted a video of Barack and Michelle Obama as gorillas. America has fallen.
Today, Donald Trump posted a video of Barack and Michelle Obama as gorillas. America has fallen.
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I watched an old video of George W. Bush congratulating Barack Obama on winning the 2008 election. It was a classy message acknowledging the importance of electing America’s first Black president.
Today, Donald Trump posted a video of Barack and Michelle Obama as gorillas. America has fallen.
Today, Donald Trump posted a video of Barack and Michelle Obama as gorillas. America has fallen.
I’m tired of seeing pictures of my pussy on Getty Images!
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I’m tired of seeing pictures of my pussy on Getty Images!
I hate when I turn on Netflix and have to watch a cross-dressing Big Bird go down on the dogs from Paw Patrol.
If Josh Hawley is really offended by the sexualization of children, he could focus on the ped0philes he works with everyday…
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I hate when I turn on Netflix and have to watch a cross-dressing Big Bird go down on the dogs from Paw Patrol.
I don’t know which Portuguese people you’ve encountered, but we love spice, heat, and salt. That’s why we either die of lung cancer, liver disease, or a heart attack.
a woman with hoop earrings and a tattoo on her shoulder says totally worth it
ALT: a woman with hoop earrings and a tattoo on her shoulder says totally worth it
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I don’t know which Portuguese people you’ve encountered, but we love spice, heat, and salt. That’s why we either die of lung cancer, liver disease, or a heart attack.
Yea, he’s not going to AA.
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Yea, he’s not going to AA.
Electric—like the chair.
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Electric—like the chair.
I wouldn’t have helped.
www.nbcnews.com/now/video/at...
www.nbcnews.com/now/video/at...
Attorney blasts 'disgusting' DHS statement after detained women say they helped agent having seizure
Two Minnesota women, Tippy Amundson and Heather Ziemen, say that while they were detained, they helped a federal agent who was having a medical emergency. In response, the Department of Homeland Secur...
www.nbcnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I wouldn’t have helped.
www.nbcnews.com/now/video/at...
www.nbcnews.com/now/video/at...
This is almost as funny as all those anti-vaxxers that died from COVID-19!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE
Trump supporter Júnior Pena falsely claimed migrants being rounded up, including Brazilians, were ‘all crooks’
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This is almost as funny as all those anti-vaxxers that died from COVID-19!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Sorry, I meant the overall dish is usually more red. I guess it’s a regional thing. Either way Portuguese shrimp is delicious.
February 2, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Sorry, I meant the overall dish is usually more red. I guess it’s a regional thing. Either way Portuguese shrimp is delicious.
It’s one of the only vegetables I like inside me.
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 AM
It’s one of the only vegetables I like inside me.
Or shrimp is a little more reddish than that. Is it spicy?
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Or shrimp is a little more reddish than that. Is it spicy?
The two federal immigration agents who murdered Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
You can run, but you can never hide.
www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-p...
You can run, but you can never hide.
www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-p...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti have been identified in government records.
www.huffpost.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The two federal immigration agents who murdered Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
You can run, but you can never hide.
www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-p...
You can run, but you can never hide.
www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-p...