⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️
@xerimichael.bsky.social
general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music
I’m back on my keto shit so this is a chicken crust pizza with mozzarella, green chile, and pepperoni, and it was fuckin delicious.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m back on my keto shit so this is a chicken crust pizza with mozzarella, green chile, and pepperoni, and it was fuckin delicious.
I mean it’s one journalist, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I mean it’s one journalist, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
top o the morning
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
top o the morning
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
devil stick bf, hula hoop gf
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
devil stick bf, hula hoop gf
my scales are up here, buddy
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
my scales are up here, buddy
some real fall shit happening here in southern NM
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
some real fall shit happening here in southern NM
successfully booted a creepy cretin out of the market today please clap
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
successfully booted a creepy cretin out of the market today please clap
the guy playing music today at the market is playing Little Wing 🥹
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the guy playing music today at the market is playing Little Wing 🥹
every day I wake up and say
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
every day I wake up and say
So was Hillary in the cuck chair?
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So was Hillary in the cuck chair?
One of the weird parts about getting older is realizing that many healthcare professionals don’t really know jack about shit
Just had a newly licensed pharmacist tell me that shrooms do not cause diarrhea and I told him he was wrong. He then insisted that I was wrong. I said ok bro
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
One of the weird parts about getting older is realizing that many healthcare professionals don’t really know jack about shit
muster the brohirrim, we ride at dawn!
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
muster the brohirrim, we ride at dawn!
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is anyone trying to get rid of a ticket for mr billy strings tonight? please rt
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
is anyone trying to get rid of a ticket for mr billy strings tonight? please rt
happy birthday, @zzbenz.bsky.social may your day be girthy and joyful
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
happy birthday, @zzbenz.bsky.social may your day be girthy and joyful
my oldest daughter could see right through you from the minute she popped out
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my oldest daughter could see right through you from the minute she popped out
Will there come a time of singularity when the phish podcasts have exhausted every show and there aren’t enough new ones to fill the void and they all poof into non-existence?
New Episode! Why Nothing Will Top 12/31/95 Phish For Andy Bernstein OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE ONLY
youtu.be/e8m69TygbVc
youtu.be/e8m69TygbVc
Why Nothing Will Top 12/31/95 Phish For Andy Bernstein
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November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Will there come a time of singularity when the phish podcasts have exhausted every show and there aren’t enough new ones to fill the void and they all poof into non-existence?
The zipper failed on my work jacket so I added some snaps #fixitdonttossit
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The zipper failed on my work jacket so I added some snaps #fixitdonttossit
anyone else open their bell peppers like this?
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
anyone else open their bell peppers like this?
🎶Wake up to find out the dems have the spine, of a squirrel
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
🎶Wake up to find out the dems have the spine, of a squirrel
Rocket is v snuggly at night 🥹
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rocket is v snuggly at night 🥹
gm from church
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
gm from church