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xerimichael.bsky.social
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️
@xerimichael.bsky.social
general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music
If you ever need to re-skin your djembe this is the best trick I learned to keep the skin even and in place.
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wish that my older daughter didn’t stop drawing, she really had some talent
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’m back on my keto shit so this is a chicken crust pizza with mozzarella, green chile, and pepperoni, and it was fuckin delicious.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
top o the morning
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I was unsatisfied with my last round of #balls so I made more and these were delicious
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
setbreak
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
some real fall shit happening here in southern NM
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
every day I wake up and say
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
my oldest daughter could see right through you from the minute she popped out
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The zipper failed on my work jacket so I added some snaps #fixitdonttossit
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
anyone else open their bell peppers like this?
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Squirrels do have way more balls than the dems, that’s for sure
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Rocket is v snuggly at night 🥹
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
gm from church
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I fried a pork chop in a cast iron skillet with butter and bacon grease, removed it and ate it, then fried up some thin sliced onions, garlic, and spinach in the same pan, and wow
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I am reading a sci fi digest from Jan ‘91 and check out how expensive VHS tapes were back then
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
what about
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Remember: when lubing, make sure and pump until the grease squirts out of the cracks, even if it’s a dry hole
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
sometimes when you whack your tallywhacker the wrong way the spring spurts out off the roof #poundweek
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
tfw you are a muppet
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
niiice beaver
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
my office for the afternoon
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
happiness, is a
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
balls
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM