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Keeb
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I’m not a nice man but I am a simp | Hazel's Body Pillow
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"Sirens: Love Hurts #1 is the perfect Valentine to fans of these characters, and a promising start to a new story with them."
@babsdraws.bsky.social #NCBD #comicbooks #comicsky
Read @jonwahizzle.bsky.social's review:
‘Sirens: Love Hurts’ #1 review: Gotham Galentine’s Day
The perfect Valentine to fans of these characters.
aiptcomics.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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spyvinyl.bsky.social
I rarely pick up a new book on #NCBD for its cover alone, but hey, couldn’t pass this one up!
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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pattheflip.bsky.social
See y'all at REV2SDAY tomorrow.
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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genericsoda.bsky.social
i made a chart
a detailed chart breaking down what counts as a "blowjob brothers." The top row has a "purist" section labelled "the blowjob brothers must be a pair of males," a "neutral section labelled "the blowjob brothers may be any gender," and a "radical" section labelled "the blowjob may be any conceptual pair." The left column also has "purist," "neutral," and "radical" sections, labelled "the blowjob brothers must be explicitly aligned in some way," "the blowjob brothers are unaligned but may cooperate on a shared objective," and "the blowjob brothers may be enemies or rivals who frequently clash" respectively. Each intersection contains an example image and text, detailed as follows: Purist/Purist contains Bulk and Skull from Power Rangers, Neutral/Purist contains Shin and Noi from Dorohedoro, and Radical/Purish contains Spectacle Rock from The Legend of Zelda. Neutral/Purist contains Ryo Saeba and Umibozu from City Hunter, Neutral/Neutral contains Q and Kathryn Janeway from Star Trek Voyager, and Neutral/Radical contains the Namco and Capcom, as detailed on the boxart of the crossover game Namco X Capcom. Radical/Purist contains Kazuma Kiryu and Daisaku Kuze from Yakuza 0, Radical/Neutral contains Natsuo Ishidou and Yuzuko Mawatari from Teppu, and Radical/Radical contains the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox.
June 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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joyxrd.bsky.social
streaming infinite ft10s @ www.twitch.tv/j0y_gaming
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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pattheflip.bsky.social
RESSHOUMANIA VODs are up, the gear is returned, the bills are (mostly) paid, and I've finally had a minute to unwind.

Thank you to everyone who joined us for our 5th wonderful year.

(photos by @wandering-judson.bsky.social)

#rev2forev2
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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koh.money
there needs to be a version of Thrasher's My War series but instead of skateboarding it's people fighting with 3D modeling software
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
xkeeb.bsky.social
I went to Costco to buy mouthwash + toothpaste and walked out having spent $170 wtf
August 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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pattheflip.bsky.social
RESSHOUMANIA 2025 REGISTRATION IS LIVE!

- DECEMBER 13 + 14
- EARLY REG INCLUDES THE SHIRT
- 2 DAYS OF GAMES
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PGG CREW AND FACTION BREWING
- TICKETS AND MORE INFO AT resshoumania.eventbrite.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
xkeeb.bsky.social
Why did Uniqlo send me a DoorDash tracking link lmao
August 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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pattheflip.bsky.social
RESSHOUMANIA approaches...
August 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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themagmalizzer.bsky.social
Dressed to impress.

🎨: @cascanor.bsky.social
November 9, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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witch-hazel.bsky.social
Now tell me why the MC in Gladiator II had more sexual and romantic chemistry with his damn doctor friend than he did his own supposed wife who he’s supposed to be mourning 😭 this is Rome mf MAKE THEM GAY!!!
November 23, 2024 at 7:14 AM
xkeeb.bsky.social
Anora was very cool! When I read Mikey took dancing classes I thought they meant like, ballet or something.
November 16, 2024 at 8:43 AM
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cait.bsky.social
ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS DEMOCRATS WILL NEVER HELP YOU
November 6, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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thatstephc.bsky.social
Nosferatu
November 6, 2024 at 11:32 PM
xkeeb.bsky.social
It’s okay our department got a pizza party all is well 🙄
xkeeb.bsky.social Keeb @xkeeb.bsky.social · Oct 31
Being a manager really is just taking credit for your subordinates work and reaping all the benefits this kinda sucks bro
October 31, 2024 at 9:40 PM
xkeeb.bsky.social
Being a manager really is just taking credit for your subordinates work and reaping all the benefits this kinda sucks bro
October 31, 2024 at 3:05 PM
xkeeb.bsky.social
Unfortunately these people are chronically online and I may have to drop the group
October 30, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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koh.money
today's OM promo features last month's champion, tey/theosmeo <3 #guiltygear
October 30, 2024 at 3:43 AM
xkeeb.bsky.social
Me setting my alarm for work
October 29, 2024 at 8:47 PM
xkeeb.bsky.social
Gonna start taking a briefcase to work but it’s actually a carrying case for my squatty potty
October 24, 2024 at 12:01 PM
xkeeb.bsky.social
This shit is hella easy just landed a group
xkeeb.bsky.social Keeb @xkeeb.bsky.social · Oct 20
I've gone from sending applications and interviewing for jobs to sending applications and interviews for D&D groups
October 24, 2024 at 1:40 AM
xkeeb.bsky.social
October 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM
xkeeb.bsky.social
Having every other Friday off has made working the full 5 day work week infinitely worse.
October 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM