XO of all Things
@xoofxos.bsky.social
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Deputy Assistant Kitten Wrangler. Star Wars Stan. Y Wings 4-ever. Former conservative turned angry liberal. Retired Army LTC, inveterate RPG player, forever DM. Trans rights are human rights. Married to @MKKraemer. Most cromulent skeets.
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Damn, and I got to level 60 in Welsh for nothing.
xoofxos.bsky.social
Are we at war with Norway yet?
xoofxos.bsky.social
When the Trump Administration is gone and ICE is dismantled, the Brady/Giglio disclosures for all those former EROs somehow manage to find a LE job are going to be devastating.

No one will hire them because of the impossibility of putting any of them on the stand.
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mkkraemer.bsky.social
I’m all for it. Release the Epstein files so we know exactly who to target.
xoofxos.bsky.social
This is outrageous.

Using ICE to act as enforcers of business? Absolutely un-fucking-acceptable.
nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
This South Side Weekly report on the Chicago building raid is well worth reading. Most striking to me are the indications of collusion between federal authorities and the building owner and management to effect a mass eviction at the blighted property. southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...
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Snax is a goddamned angel.
xoofxos.bsky.social
And one of the cartel members had a baby and the baby looked at me
xoofxos.bsky.social
Ok, the cannibal family one was disturbing, but Tooms, the guy who could crawl through the drain pipe? That was just terrifying.
xoofxos.bsky.social
Pretty sure he’s a pile of worms and beetles in a human suit.
xoofxos.bsky.social
Wasn’t Fuel Pump Death Rattle a song by Cherry Popping Daddies?
xoofxos.bsky.social
Not to mention that a mediocre combat arms officer has more Army social capital than good or great CS, CSS, and FA O’s.
xoofxos.bsky.social
I tried on my OCS class t shirt, and that damned thing was on the loose side.
xoofxos.bsky.social
Holy shit, that bulette looks amazing.
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
xoofxos.bsky.social
Railroads and Rifles is a personal favorite.
xoofxos.bsky.social
Snax is ready for Halloween.
An already dapper tuxedo cat wearing an opera cloak.
xoofxos.bsky.social
Cut down on Kegsbreath using a 1/3 of CID for his protective detail?
xoofxos.bsky.social
‘The prisoners with jobs’