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XO of all Things
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Deputy Assistant Kitten Wrangler.
Star Wars Stan. Y Wings 4-ever. Former conservative turned angry liberal. Retired Army LTC, inveterate RPG player, forever DM. Trans rights are human rights. Married to @MKKraemer. Most cromulent skeets.
Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream.
Behold, the Sword of Power! Excalibur! For anyone waiting for things from me, this is why: my brain has been consumed by John Boorman and Excalibur, both of them dear to my heart. The restoration is stunning, and finally presents the film in the right aspect ratio on home video... 🧵1/8
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Remember friends:

No to Amazon, yes to Bookshop.org
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Teen Titans Go! | Pie Day 🥧 | DC Kids
YouTube video by DC Kids
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November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Old97s should have been huge. They are so damned good.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I read this. The whole thing. I have regrets.

Its impact on my sanity was somewhere around the level of opening my front door and finding Cthulhu, Shub-Nigguruth, and Nyarlathotep having a three way on my front lawn. In broad daylight.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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TL cleanse.

Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Made my survival check, despite the damp wood.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I marked a student absent. He was kidnapped on his way to school. His main priority was to complete the reading assignment for his English class. Not running and hiding from ICE GOONS.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
NOT TODAY SATAN
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My son came downstairs wearing a t-shirt and jeans, with no socks. He had the AUDACITY to tell me he was cold.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am in this picture and I do not like it
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
D&D pro-tip: send out high res maps to get printed in an oversized format. I had this map printed out 36x48 at Office Depot and my players are going to love it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Is Mohammed bin Salman’s nickname Bubba?
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We’re in the ‘move as much money off shore as we possibly can’ phase of the administration, a couple years ahead of schedule.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The truth is going to be so much worse than we thought.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
At UMD, I took a class in ‘Theory and Practice of Fascism.’ In a lecture, the professor mentioned one of the NSDAP’s propaganda stories about Hitler was that he took the controls of an airplane caught in a bad storm and safely got the plane out.

The Leader must be superior! Infallible!
Duffy: "Can I make one other point about POTUS before we're out of time? I have never seen someone work so hard. All day long he's moving, he's meeting, he's thinking. Dinners he's usually meeting with people. And then at night he's still on the phone calling people! He doesn't stop. He's a machine"
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I have taken leave today and Monday (we call it situational furlough, because bullshit). As usual, I have a metric shitton of things to do, but a kitten has fallen asleep on my lap and I am stuck.
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Young Master Gilbert is an absolute moron.
I swear our foster kitten Gilbert (aka Gibby the Goober) was an orange cat in a previous life and someone neglected to do a factory reset.
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fuck yeah
A strong, integrated military. Robust support for the Atlantic Alliance. Bloodless, flannel suit wearing killers in the IC.

Aggressive civil rights reforms and national health insurance at home, the Marshall Plan abroad.

And a 91% marginal tax rate.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Not surprising that the Administration seems like they are planning ignore the law and stiff furloughed feds.

Especially since my agency had those of us who were essential/excepted record our time as furloughed.
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM