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epically bearded straightedge misanthropic asshole extraordinaire. metal & hockey fan. film photographer. totes adorbs yo. fuck fascism and fuck you too. i’ve been described as a “delightful curmudgeon.” he/him
wait…that’s david koresh isn’t it?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2h
Lululemon Athletica said its CEO, Calvin McDonald, will step down in January, after about seven years at the helm as the yogawear maker navigates a challenging consumer environment in the United States as well as growing competition from newer brands. https://cnn.it/4py5lyb
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
here’s something nobody asked for an even less will care about. my albums of the year (that i remember)

deadguy - near-death travel services
oak coffin - the obsidian ritual
revenge - violation.strife.abominate
caustic wound - grinding mechanism of torment
catharsis - hope against hope
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
there’s gonna be a carter fart video tonight isn’t there?
a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face with his tongue out
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face with his tongue out
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December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reposted by xsouthofkevinx
Kelly's (@hinx.bsky.social) little niece was diagnosed with leukemia last week. It would mean the world if this community can rally together and help her family.

Please share and donate if you can.

gofundme.com/f/ebbpy-support-brielles-fight-against-leukemia
Donate to Support Brielle’s Fight Against Leukemia, organized by Bill Lubeck
My name is Bill Lubeck, and recently my sweet, and energetic 5 year old niece Bri… Bill Lubeck needs your support for Support Brielle’s Fight Against Leukemia
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December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i hope his knees explode. fuck number 79
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the train station arena can get FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
non spoiler gripe if you play connections…i’ve never heard any person ever use one of the purple clues.
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
so is barry trotz gonna get fired soon?
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
spotted in my middle of nowhere part of north jersey
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sorry guys. i turned it back off.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reposted by xsouthofkevinx
New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
time to remind you all that the shining is a horrible adaptation of the source material.
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
whole league’s against us dude i swear to god.
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
there’s a PT Cruiser at the nearby “gentleman’s club.” i bet the car and the driver use a lot of miles on these
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i had a much shorter version of this, in spanish, with an old, (medically) demented lady who doesn’t speak english.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vgo...
Kids in the Hall - Directions (I speak no English)
YouTube video by elevato
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
someone gave me one of those “dubai chocolates” and i’ve never been less inclined to try anything.
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
who’s got two thumbs and tripped on the steps? THIS GUY!!

laughed my ass off.
October 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
if this idiot could climb trees no squirrel would be safe.
October 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
so we’re all in agreement, fuck the golden knights forever, right?
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
@billadelphia.bsky.social @hinx.bsky.social just stumbled across this. prepare to have your minds blown.
October 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
you guys…look what the ducks are giving away.
October 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
well, i WAS in line for rush tickets. STARTING at $130?! nah son. i saw you when neil was alive so im good.
October 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@melferburque.bsky.social did you survive last night?
October 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
there’s a lady who comes in to visit her parents at work and she often bakes cookies and shit for us. today she brought in iced oatmeal cookies.
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
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October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
if you fantasy football nerds have tyreek hill on your team. drop him.

legs shouldn’t bend like that.
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM