Yanny
@yanny.bsky.social
My OnlyYans™️ account for leather, lycra, cocktails, flowers & weather whingeing.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
Just started a new book: The Lamb by Lucy Rose.
Wow.
Wow.
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just started a new book: The Lamb by Lucy Rose.
Wow.
Wow.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
I could cry thinking of this brave man. Let nothing NOTHING negative touch him or his family. He’s a bloody hero.
7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I could cry thinking of this brave man. Let nothing NOTHING negative touch him or his family. He’s a bloody hero.
Anyway a sourdough is in oven which will be followed by a caraway danish rye bread & dinner is fresh horseradish & tomato soup. Here the offensive hossradish root. Looks like I chopped a Snowman’s dick off. #festive.
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Anyway a sourdough is in oven which will be followed by a caraway danish rye bread & dinner is fresh horseradish & tomato soup. Here the offensive hossradish root. Looks like I chopped a Snowman’s dick off. #festive.
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Genuinely horrific to wake up to news of an antisemitic attack in Bondi Beach, but still moving to know that a Muslim man heroically wrestled a gun off of one of the shooters
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Genuinely horrific to wake up to news of an antisemitic attack in Bondi Beach, but still moving to know that a Muslim man heroically wrestled a gun off of one of the shooters
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“I Am The Black Gold Of The Sun (feat. Jocelyn Brown)” by Nuyorican Soul #nowplaying #6music
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“I Am The Black Gold Of The Sun (feat. Jocelyn Brown)” by Nuyorican Soul #nowplaying #6music
Anyway I’m sorry I’m a misery.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Anyway I’m sorry I’m a misery.
It’s a friggin rollercoaster this op malarkey. Do not recommend.
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s a friggin rollercoaster this op malarkey. Do not recommend.
Flat today. Maybe anaesthetic. Maybe did too much yesterday. Maybe just 🤷🏻♀️ flat but I’m murder when I’m like this. The world feels like it’s all excitement, shopping & giddiness going on & I feel left behind. All I wanted was to go to Waitrose & spend a bomb on treat food but can’t be arsed.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Flat today. Maybe anaesthetic. Maybe did too much yesterday. Maybe just 🤷🏻♀️ flat but I’m murder when I’m like this. The world feels like it’s all excitement, shopping & giddiness going on & I feel left behind. All I wanted was to go to Waitrose & spend a bomb on treat food but can’t be arsed.
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I mean I always knew he was racist. I don’t need all the investigative journalism. He’s just simply a racist.
December 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I mean I always knew he was racist. I don’t need all the investigative journalism. He’s just simply a racist.
Yo! @paysan.bsky.social this or a cave de turckheim with my chili prawn risotto? X
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yo! @paysan.bsky.social this or a cave de turckheim with my chili prawn risotto? X
Knowing what you know @redjumpermartin.bsky.social is that Yonder Brewery Sugar Plum & Custard Danish beer my thing? Pls?
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Knowing what you know @redjumpermartin.bsky.social is that Yonder Brewery Sugar Plum & Custard Danish beer my thing? Pls?
I declare Christmas is open.
Bah humbug.
Bah humbug.
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I declare Christmas is open.
Bah humbug.
Bah humbug.
This may not have escaped you, I get it, but everything the news reports about the royal family treats us povvo serfs like fucking idiots. Infantilises us. This king cancer story, yeah well Drs going on strike won’t help normal people get help faster so just fuck off. It’s TONE DEAF.
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This may not have escaped you, I get it, but everything the news reports about the royal family treats us povvo serfs like fucking idiots. Infantilises us. This king cancer story, yeah well Drs going on strike won’t help normal people get help faster so just fuck off. It’s TONE DEAF.
I’m being looked after (though I don’t need it) & so by request dinner is my ULTIMATE dinner: prawn risotto with chilli & petit pois.
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m being looked after (though I don’t need it) & so by request dinner is my ULTIMATE dinner: prawn risotto with chilli & petit pois.
Nice phone memory pic of 6years ago today. I’d a vast hangover after an indulgent Michelin star dinner at The Raby Hunt followed by a brandy extravaganza in the room FULLY spoiled by Boris winning the election. So to offset my misery I saw the Norman Cornish’s. My Mam loved his work.
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Nice phone memory pic of 6years ago today. I’d a vast hangover after an indulgent Michelin star dinner at The Raby Hunt followed by a brandy extravaganza in the room FULLY spoiled by Boris winning the election. So to offset my misery I saw the Norman Cornish’s. My Mam loved his work.
Friends fear she’s out in fresh air again
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Friends fear she’s out in fresh air again
Off out for a walk looking like a Lycra clad teen on a skiing holiday with pattern clashes & colour galore & as @paysan.bsky.social can attest it’s my signature winter daytime lewk 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Off out for a walk looking like a Lycra clad teen on a skiing holiday with pattern clashes & colour galore & as @paysan.bsky.social can attest it’s my signature winter daytime lewk 🥰
I have only heard one Christmas song this year - I was in Sains & it wasn’t even a few songs, just one amongst other normal shite & it occurs to me that it’s coz I don’t go out much, don’t watch ads & don’t do any such nonsense as Christmas shopping. Lovely stuff.
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I have only heard one Christmas song this year - I was in Sains & it wasn’t even a few songs, just one amongst other normal shite & it occurs to me that it’s coz I don’t go out much, don’t watch ads & don’t do any such nonsense as Christmas shopping. Lovely stuff.
This is so very clever & if you’re Scottish you’ll laugh at this. You’ll laugh anyway. Worth the watch.
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
This is so very clever & if you’re Scottish you’ll laugh at this. You’ll laugh anyway. Worth the watch.
I fucking slept right through. I had no pain I’m dreaming of leather & heels & big scented baths sooner than I’d hoped. I am definitely on the up ❤️
a woman with a bandage on her eye is walking down a hallway with a purse .
ALT: a woman with a bandage on her eye is walking down a hallway with a purse .
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December 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I fucking slept right through. I had no pain I’m dreaming of leather & heels & big scented baths sooner than I’d hoped. I am definitely on the up ❤️
I swear my last google search was the same but Steps….
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I swear my last google search was the same but Steps….
God a double dose of Cher #totp
a little girl is standing in front of a shelf with the words take me now please take me now lord ..
ALT: a little girl is standing in front of a shelf with the words take me now please take me now lord ..
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December 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
God a double dose of Cher #totp