Yanny
@yanny.bsky.social
My OnlyYans™️ account for leather, lycra, cocktails, flowers & weather whingeing.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
What a pair of T’Wouts #SpeedSkating #Netherlands
February 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
What a pair of T’Wouts #SpeedSkating #Netherlands
If you put me in these speed skating relays I’d wowl & cry it’s TERRIFYING. Brutal. Just no. #WinterOlympics
February 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If you put me in these speed skating relays I’d wowl & cry it’s TERRIFYING. Brutal. Just no. #WinterOlympics
Every morning of my life I drink a beautiful freshly made coffee. The beans ground for the day & the machine whirs & bangs & whooshes & now…mine machine does too as it’s the gym.
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February 18, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Every morning of my life I drink a beautiful freshly made coffee. The beans ground for the day & the machine whirs & bangs & whooshes & now…mine machine does too as it’s the gym.
😆
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The trees laden with the snow on the Biathlon are so so pretty #winterolympics
February 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The trees laden with the snow on the Biathlon are so so pretty #winterolympics
A reminder that we thought the #epsteinfiles would’ve brought down a President. What the fuck & how the fuck hasn’t it happened? How are we here? The pressure seems to build for everyone….but him.
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
A reminder that we thought the #epsteinfiles would’ve brought down a President. What the fuck & how the fuck hasn’t it happened? How are we here? The pressure seems to build for everyone….but him.
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I wanted to believe people were throwing dildos at Ngo
![Old tweet exchange that made me laugh but it was a joke
Willow @MommyMedium.
someone in portland just hit andy ngo with a dildo lol
[Quote tweet of Andy Ngô @MrAndyNgo
This is disturbing: I was just struck in the back of the head by this silicone rod. Currently in route to the hospital with a concussion. Antifa will use any means necessary to cause violence.
They want me dead.]
Chris @hydinout
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
A fake genital.
McApples @fuzzi_mcapples
Andy, are you ok? Are you ok Andy?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kf2qj56o2vq7jfaq4x4ogp6/bafkreifb2vq5m5bfjgfgpcrhoqord3uqb3txeuvq7swlgvf3sa6fxnfn6u@jpeg)
January 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I wanted to believe people were throwing dildos at Ngo
I couldn’t hate booking holidays more than I do. Me: “let’s have a couple of nights in Amsterdam. We can even go in the week” 142mins later, purple in the face, EasyJet app refusing to change one way to return then adding on stuff that takes a cheeky flight from £8.27 to £8667. I LOATHE IT.
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I couldn’t hate booking holidays more than I do. Me: “let’s have a couple of nights in Amsterdam. We can even go in the week” 142mins later, purple in the face, EasyJet app refusing to change one way to return then adding on stuff that takes a cheeky flight from £8.27 to £8667. I LOATHE IT.
Currently lost in the Brimstone website & I dunno….its tempting but…also to add (shout away I don’t care) I’m not mad on The Lakes *at this point I believe I’m supposed to genuflect in ENGLISH awe*
I am *dead* funny about UK breaks. I loathe chintz, need space & don’t do communal spaces all that well but my EYES at £1k for 2 nights with only breakfast. Foreign hotels feel so much better value.
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Currently lost in the Brimstone website & I dunno….its tempting but…also to add (shout away I don’t care) I’m not mad on The Lakes *at this point I believe I’m supposed to genuflect in ENGLISH awe*
I am *dead* funny about UK breaks. I loathe chintz, need space & don’t do communal spaces all that well but my EYES at £1k for 2 nights with only breakfast. Foreign hotels feel so much better value.
February 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I am *dead* funny about UK breaks. I loathe chintz, need space & don’t do communal spaces all that well but my EYES at £1k for 2 nights with only breakfast. Foreign hotels feel so much better value.
Those Japanese #IceSkating pair were sublime. A marvel.
February 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Those Japanese #IceSkating pair were sublime. A marvel.
Is this right? I’m astounded. Dad needs 2 fillings. He pays £27 a month for a dental plan. 2 fillings June appts =
£380. He can afford it but HOW can pensioners afford that? It’s heartbreaking & also it’s not like looking after teeth is optional. It’s not!
£380. He can afford it but HOW can pensioners afford that? It’s heartbreaking & also it’s not like looking after teeth is optional. It’s not!
February 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Is this right? I’m astounded. Dad needs 2 fillings. He pays £27 a month for a dental plan. 2 fillings June appts =
£380. He can afford it but HOW can pensioners afford that? It’s heartbreaking & also it’s not like looking after teeth is optional. It’s not!
£380. He can afford it but HOW can pensioners afford that? It’s heartbreaking & also it’s not like looking after teeth is optional. It’s not!
I have loved the women’s events. The Snowboarding & the free ski & I’ve been so impressed & touched at their positivity. It’s been tangible. Gives me hope. It genuinely does. #WinterOlympics
February 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I have loved the women’s events. The Snowboarding & the free ski & I’ve been so impressed & touched at their positivity. It’s been tangible. Gives me hope. It genuinely does. #WinterOlympics
#KirstyMuir YOU CRACKER #BigAir (that was almost BOG air) ha!
February 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
#KirstyMuir YOU CRACKER #BigAir (that was almost BOG air) ha!
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Now I really am so sick of curling.
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Now I really am so sick of curling.
Me, after slipping at the bottom of these this morning.
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Me, after slipping at the bottom of these this morning.
Relatable.
On the island of Golem Grad in North Macedonia, nonstop attention from male tortoises seemed to be driving females to early deaths. On multiple occasions, scientists saw them throw themselves off the cliffs. nyti.ms/4rf0ToM
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Relatable.
I’ve finished a tranche of work at my stand up desk & back sore but intact & so I’m going for an hours walk so as to not stiffen up. #StairSlider
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I’ve finished a tranche of work at my stand up desk & back sore but intact & so I’m going for an hours walk so as to not stiffen up. #StairSlider
Proud of self for odd reason today. @ 6:40am I slipped top to bottom on my stairs. Bounced down each step, screamed & laid for 2mins crying in shock & bruised but so lucky. Aware enough to lift head so coccyx & lower legs took brunt. Not my neck. I’m in the wars a bit 😔
Trying my own luge run 😁 🥇
Trying my own luge run 😁 🥇
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Proud of self for odd reason today. @ 6:40am I slipped top to bottom on my stairs. Bounced down each step, screamed & laid for 2mins crying in shock & bruised but so lucky. Aware enough to lift head so coccyx & lower legs took brunt. Not my neck. I’m in the wars a bit 😔
Trying my own luge run 😁 🥇
Trying my own luge run 😁 🥇
Part of me wonders if reform got if stuff like Olympics would be seen as *woke* & training for them would be cut as seen as for posh uni kids.
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Part of me wonders if reform got if stuff like Olympics would be seen as *woke* & training for them would be cut as seen as for posh uni kids.
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Liz Truss has feet like fucking Pingu.
February 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Liz Truss has feet like fucking Pingu.
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Last time Liz Truss met an old person they died, so here's hoping.
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Last time Liz Truss met an old person they died, so here's hoping.
I’ve seen that dude at the bottom of the big air ski jump more times than my fella this weekend. Best job in this competition. Fist bump & pat on back. Bish-bosh #WinterOlympic #FreeSki
February 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I’ve seen that dude at the bottom of the big air ski jump more times than my fella this weekend. Best job in this competition. Fist bump & pat on back. Bish-bosh #WinterOlympic #FreeSki
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TV highlights: Paedo Island
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1615, January 2024.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1615, January 2024.
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
TV highlights: Paedo Island
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1615, January 2024.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1615, January 2024.