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Yee_Hawtie
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hedonist chic
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log off and go to a show
POV: youre my wife watching me get ready for bed
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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*with french fries and gravy all over my face*: ohhhhh, you said skincare routine!
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
taking suggestions on what improvised implements i should beat @blood-dyke.bsky.social with
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
sorry i havent been posting much I was in jail :)
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The Ring, directed by Gore Verbinski, except "One Week" by Bare Naked Ladies plays over the end credits
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
this dork is reposting porn and discoursing at the same time, p sure its just a humiliation kink lmao
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Ring, directed by Gore Verbinski, except "One Week" by Bare Naked Ladies plays over the end credits
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Frosted Null-Os: the favorite breakfast cereal of extreme body mod enthusiasts everywhere!
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
why haven't you Spotify wrapped your arms around me sweetly?
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I post thirst traps for men the same way the siren sings from the rocks for men
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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they should make a loaf of bread specifically for footguys that's nothing but the heels pieces
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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what's the difference between an old Greyhound depot and a lobster with breast implants?
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
hanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Wow, it’s been five years since i was commissioned to write this

melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
Fisting Fetishists Tell Us How to Properly Stuff a Turkey
Stuffing a turkey is a delicate process. Fortunately, these experts are elbow-deep in advice
melmagazine.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
sir, a second yee_hawtie thirst trap post has hit the feed
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
if there is no room on the couch, she will simply make room
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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you have the spirit of an evil milf so it evens out
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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fucked up when people are talking about "older women" and the women in question are like 35. grow up and get into some grandmas
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
its crazy shes like this with everyone 😭🥹
forgot to post this here
she's such an angel
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
★♥︎♥️♥︎♥️♥︎♥️♥︎★
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
its the best birthday present she could get me :)
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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when modest mouse sang:
"gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job"
i really related to that(negatively)
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
im starting a reform school for girls who want to leave /tttt/ and Diletta is my first and finest success case
am i your favorite mid tier highbie passoid?
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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it’s transgender awareness week, i’m trans and extremely broke rn, please consider supporting me and my work

warmleatherette.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I don't want to get married, but I do want a wedding- ykwim?
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM