Yosarian2
yosarian2.bsky.social
Yosarian2
@yosarian2.bsky.social
Transhumanist, political progressive. He/him.
It is kind of remarkable the way that the first response to any new technology is for everyone to suddenly develop really, really stupid opinions about it basically instantly before actually learning anything about it

The speed of it is kind of impressive
December 7, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

Mine is 2nairasöy, a fancy tofu press that presses it and then cuts it into perfect cubes for you

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

Mine is Enröht, an inexpensive dash organizer for your car that has a stand to put your phone to use it as a GPS guide
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Mine is CIXËLREPYH, a medication organizer disguised as a Tolkien elf.
November 29, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Hi, yes, I'm looking for that food item that makes me feel like I'm getting something different and exotic but is also basically they exact same thing I always eat just packaged slightly differently
November 29, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Yudowsky might be in favor of air strikes against data centers if necessary to stop AI, but even he wouldn't stoop to methods as evil and nefarious as *copyright law*. (shudder)
November 27, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and isn't a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Yosarian2
copyright maximalism is, like, paradigmatically anti-social behavior, actually.
Making datasets like this for the express purpose of AI training and experimentation is antisocial, anti human behavior and it’s shameful. It leads to a shittier internet for everyone and it is a main reason so many platforms have locked down. It should not be tolerated
November 27, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Re-reading the entire Wheel of Time for the 27th time counts as reading
Re-reading the entire Wheel of Time for the 27th time counts as reading
Re-reading the entire Wheel of Time for the 27th time counts as reading
Re-reading the entire Wheel of Time for the 27th time counts as reading
November 27, 2024 at 2:56 AM
LLM: Listen, I understand why you want to get me to do tutoring for high school students, but I just don't think it's fair to me to let humans train themselves on my posts
November 27, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Wait is spotify trying to tell me something here
November 26, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Give me back my broken night
My mirrored room, my secret life
It's lonely here
There's no one left to torture
November 26, 2024 at 2:02 AM
"No, no, AI is still probably going to kill us all. It's just that now that Trump's president it's harder to care that much."
November 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Does anyone know how to get to The Real Internet? I know it used to be around here somewhere but i haven't been able to find my way there lately
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
The year is 2051. The singularity has happened. Anyone can create anything using self-programming nanomachines.

Somehow still no one has invented a printer that doesn't jam twice a week.
November 25, 2024 at 5:03 PM
It's probably gauche to complain about Twitter but it's really remarkable how every single post there now has 100 replies that are just
November 25, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Type of guy who believes God saved Trump from assassination in order to punish America for our sins
November 24, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Did you know the pyramids were built closer to the date the pyramids were built than to the present day
November 24, 2024 at 12:01 AM
People were joking about Trumpflation but it turns out it's already starting. Bond markets are starting to panic about Trump's proposed policies and that's already starting to increase inflation, just after the current administration fixed it.

www.npr.org/2024/11/14/n...
November 21, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Now we just need someone to make an app that lets you talk to everyone on all ghe other Twitter aps all at once

Like Trilian did last time this happened in the AIM era
July 6, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Looks like there are a bunch of people here who seem to have decided that the problem with Twitter is there weren't enough insane harssment dogpiles on people who are basically ideological allies but slightly disagree on details, huh
July 6, 2023 at 5:37 AM
I really think I'm going to avoid threads so I don't accidentally end up with an Instagram account

I'm too damn old to have an "insta".
July 6, 2023 at 3:37 AM
I can not understand people who STILL don't get that having the first amendment is much better for trans people and minorities in general than not having it. Have they seen what's going on in the UK???
July 5, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Reposted by Yosarian2
People were trading fractional NFT derivatives on margin at one point.

I can't even begin to imagine how anyone ever thought that was a good idea.
July 5, 2023 at 2:22 AM
I swear I've seen way more people complain about "sexting on the timeline" then I've seen anyone actually do it

To balance things I will now make one ERPing post at an oomfie every time I see someone complain.
July 4, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Yosarian2
Washed my Adderall down with Soylent. I'm a biohacker
July 4, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Quote tweet with characters that are better at deescalating situations than cops
July 4, 2023 at 5:01 PM