Your Canadian Girlfriend
@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
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Lives right next to your grandmother's house - where you keep your moped. Self-Made Orphan. Mystery Celebrity. Casino Audiophile. Prod: Danger! Health Films
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yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
the most media groups don't have time to "waste" on reporting that requires more than a press conference and a press release. They need X number of articles from a reporter per week. Crank it out.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
The elderly stroke victim is clueless about everyone at this point.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
what if a massive mob shows up outside his house today with giant signs congratulating him for winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
After years of playing various goons in major films, he's finally the Deathstalker!
Reposted by Your Canadian Girlfriend
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Rip Sister Jean
loyolachicago.bsky.social
Loyola University Chicago is greatly saddened to confirm the death of Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, BVM. This is a tremendous loss of someone who touched the lives of so many people. We appreciate everyone’s thoughts & prayers during this difficult time. For more information: https://bit.ly/4o7eIUk
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
The only thing that feels more wrong than the Houston Astros in the American League is the Milwaukee Brewers in the National League.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
The same Linda McMahon whose WWF promoted Satanic worship on television to children with the Ministry of Darkness wants to promote Jesus? Did someone drop her on her head?
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
when will there be a class action lawsuit against ESPN for not letting people bet on WWE Events?
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
is this the same Pizzagate Jack who is accused of voting at his parents' address in Pennsylvania while he lives in his own house in Maryland?
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
@espn.com is acting like pro wrestling is a sport where the outcome hasn't been predetermined. What it takes for one wrestler to beat another is to appeal to the people in charge of the narrative. Nothing is determined in the ring. Otherwise ESPN would be letting me bet on this match.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
since it is the NFL - there's no need to play the second version although it should prove that Lee Greenwood is a traitor to his nation.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
the face droop lately seems to be an issue.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
he taken that test more than once.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
isn't repeating the same story about taking a stroke victim test the sign that you're a stroke victim?
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
I'm just relieved I'm not that ghost.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
we had hoped they had forgotten about it as much as we want to forget it exists.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
and you get a Dianetics flash sign too.
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The Stains on the marquee at the Whisky a Go Go on 8/23/82.

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yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
Why do these people act like kids can't find these books online or borrow them from their cool relatives?
Most of the banned books "parents" either don't have kids or their children haven't cracked a book in years.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
it's still a strange shock when I'm watching an online screener of a film and my name appears on the screen as if I'm an actor in it.
yourcanadiangf.bsky.social
that sounds antisemitic.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."