Jason Lastname
@yourfutureself420.bsky.social
Update: I did this and he died!
Going to park my car permanently in the living room of my HOA president 😃
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Update: I did this and he died!
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
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January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
Going to park my car permanently in the living room of my HOA president 😃
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Going to park my car permanently in the living room of my HOA president 😃
Having a tummy ache can really change your perspective on things
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Having a tummy ache can really change your perspective on things
Almost a month and they still haven't caught me lol. I've been antifa-ing it up over here in the city of oaks. I'm LATERALLY the king of anfifa guys.
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Almost a month and they still haven't caught me lol. I've been antifa-ing it up over here in the city of oaks. I'm LATERALLY the king of anfifa guys.
Giggling and kicking my feet while reading Hatchetfield fanfiction.
December 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Giggling and kicking my feet while reading Hatchetfield fanfiction.
To the mall security guard to told me to get a job when I was protesting Crabtree Valley Mall's pro-Israel pop-up shop a couple days ago:
Which is sadder? Cause I'm not the one who had to work on Christmas Eve?
Which is sadder? Cause I'm not the one who had to work on Christmas Eve?
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
To the mall security guard to told me to get a job when I was protesting Crabtree Valley Mall's pro-Israel pop-up shop a couple days ago:
Which is sadder? Cause I'm not the one who had to work on Christmas Eve?
Which is sadder? Cause I'm not the one who had to work on Christmas Eve?
I rarely feel socially anxious anymore mainly because I am angry with society for behaving.
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I rarely feel socially anxious anymore mainly because I am angry with society for behaving.
Raleigh people are crazy what do you mean you live on Star Trek Road?
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Raleigh people are crazy what do you mean you live on Star Trek Road?
Get ICE Off Our Streets — End the Unconstitutional Terrorizing of U.S. Residents
Have you seen this petition yet?
Get ICE Off Our Streets — End the Unconstitutional Terrorizing of U.S. Residents
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December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Get ICE Off Our Streets — End the Unconstitutional Terrorizing of U.S. Residents
I am the leader of Antifa
FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I am the leader of Antifa
The older I get the more I relate to the "2 shots of vodka" lady on a deep spiritual level.
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The older I get the more I relate to the "2 shots of vodka" lady on a deep spiritual level.
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It's the weekend, baby
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's the weekend, baby
Went to the DMV today, got my number called immediately and got out within 15 minutes. Plus my picture looked really good.
I'm still half convinced I'm gonna wake up soon.
I'm still half convinced I'm gonna wake up soon.
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Went to the DMV today, got my number called immediately and got out within 15 minutes. Plus my picture looked really good.
I'm still half convinced I'm gonna wake up soon.
I'm still half convinced I'm gonna wake up soon.
They should make a Grape Escape movie
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They should make a Grape Escape movie
Driving in Raleigh and I slammed on the brakes for a pedestrian that nearly stepped in front of my car.
I've never seen anyone look so annoyed at NOT getting hit by a car.
I've never seen anyone look so annoyed at NOT getting hit by a car.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Driving in Raleigh and I slammed on the brakes for a pedestrian that nearly stepped in front of my car.
I've never seen anyone look so annoyed at NOT getting hit by a car.
I've never seen anyone look so annoyed at NOT getting hit by a car.
Does anyone remember NFTs?
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Does anyone remember NFTs?
When's the last time you looked at your kneepits?
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
When's the last time you looked at your kneepits?
Hot Take: Putting metal in the microwave isn't really that big of a deal and if you think otherwise you're a woke liberal.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hot Take: Putting metal in the microwave isn't really that big of a deal and if you think otherwise you're a woke liberal.
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This particular caravan of federal agents may have left, for now, but we still have work to do to create a state where everyone can live freely, with dignity and without fear. Join us tomorrow at 6 PM in Charlotte and Raleigh. Stay posted for next steps at defendandrecruit.org/nc
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This particular caravan of federal agents may have left, for now, but we still have work to do to create a state where everyone can live freely, with dignity and without fear. Join us tomorrow at 6 PM in Charlotte and Raleigh. Stay posted for next steps at defendandrecruit.org/nc
I legit thought it was Wednesday all day today until like 20 minutes ago 😭
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I legit thought it was Wednesday all day today until like 20 minutes ago 😭
If there's one lesson I've learned in my life, and particularly with this Administration, it's don't be a bystander. Never avert your eyes and assume someone else is going to do something when you see something bad happening.
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If there's one lesson I've learned in my life, and particularly with this Administration, it's don't be a bystander. Never avert your eyes and assume someone else is going to do something when you see something bad happening.
Pigfest at The Shepard's Church in Cary
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Pigfest at The Shepard's Church in Cary
Am I gonna die?
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Am I gonna die?