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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus!

@yourvagesty.bsky.social

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Hot mess. Succubus. Currently homeless. ADHD Kinda queer Mom. Overworked, undersexed. Art, cooking, nature, sex positivity, shitposting. Venmo: BigTittiedSuccubus

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · 3d

Guess who's going to get stuck having another surgery in the near future?
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · 11d

The relief has been immense

Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · 18d

Orchard adventures.

My big does not like being in photos 😭

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · 19d

Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · 24d

Cum lube may be the most evil invention, because what do you mean I'm covered in it, my phone is covered in it, and it only ever partially dries so it keeps spreading?
This shit gets everywhere

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Sep 12

I'm so obsessed with this bird

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Sep 12

I FINALLY GOT TO PHOTOGRAPH A BLACK VULTURE!!!
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Sep 12

Hell yeah! This looks amazing

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Sep 9

Two things I've missed dearly:
My own bed, and cooking

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Sep 3

The room hasn't been set up yet, but this is my new bedroom!!!

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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · Aug 29

The new CDC director is trying to kill you. Not just “the most vulnerable”; you, me, everyone. This is a comic book-level evil scenario.

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Aug 28

I'm officially moving into a place on Wednesday!!!

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Aug 12

I want to see a gangbang video of a bunch of English dudes bukkakeing an American while the American yells "The British are coming!!!"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jul 13

Some fun hair I've done. A bombshell red, and a very fun mullet!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jul 8

I finally did my color

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jul 6

Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jun 28

No clue. There was no sign of her or any other babies in the area. One of its eyes was milky, so I'm guessing maybe baby was poorly and couldn't keep up.

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jun 28

What failures? You're a fucking mental case.

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jun 26

Assholes like this are why people in the animal rescue/ rehab/veterinary fields have such high suicide rates.

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jun 26

Assholes like you are why so many people in the animal rescue abs
And veterinary fields kill themselves.

It costs zero effort to just shut the fuck up and keep your shitty opinions to yourself.

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jun 26

It was alone, wandering in the road in 90° weather. Babies this young don't just hang out by themselves. Added to the fact that one of its eyes was milky.

I bet people find you to be an absolute ray of sunshine, up there on your high horse.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jun 25

Yep, it was definitely too little to spray.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus! @yourvagesty.bsky.social · Jun 25

Nah, it was too little to spray yet. It was smaller than a squirrel.