Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus!
@yourvagesty.bsky.social
Hot mess.
Succubus.
Currently homeless.
ADHD
Kinda queer
Mom.
Overworked, undersexed.
Art, cooking, nature, sex positivity, shitposting.
Venmo: BigTittiedSuccubus
Succubus.
Currently homeless.
ADHD
Kinda queer
Mom.
Overworked, undersexed.
Art, cooking, nature, sex positivity, shitposting.
Venmo: BigTittiedSuccubus
Nothing apparently broken, which is good. I can't sit or sneeze or laugh or caught or drive without pain though lolololol
Help.
Help.
I just fell down half a flight of stairs, and I can tell that working tomorrow is going to suck.
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Nothing apparently broken, which is good. I can't sit or sneeze or laugh or caught or drive without pain though lolololol
Help.
Help.
I just fell down half a flight of stairs, and I can tell that working tomorrow is going to suck.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just fell down half a flight of stairs, and I can tell that working tomorrow is going to suck.
My Spider snatched up his first cricket perfectly 🥰🥰🥰
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My Spider snatched up his first cricket perfectly 🥰🥰🥰
Oh! I have a new pet!!! I rescued him from work, but it's way too late in the year to let him go outside and he's a beautiful chunky Bold Jumping Spider (phiddipus audax)
Tonight he built himself a little hammock, so i think he's starting to feel at home.
Tonight he built himself a little hammock, so i think he's starting to feel at home.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh! I have a new pet!!! I rescued him from work, but it's way too late in the year to let him go outside and he's a beautiful chunky Bold Jumping Spider (phiddipus audax)
Tonight he built himself a little hammock, so i think he's starting to feel at home.
Tonight he built himself a little hammock, so i think he's starting to feel at home.
Happy Thanksgiving.
I went from cooking some food for myself and chilling alone, to cooking a 19lb turkey, two kinds of stuffing, apple and pumpkin pies, and all the fixings for a full meal.
I'm exhausted.
I went from cooking some food for myself and chilling alone, to cooking a 19lb turkey, two kinds of stuffing, apple and pumpkin pies, and all the fixings for a full meal.
I'm exhausted.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Happy Thanksgiving.
I went from cooking some food for myself and chilling alone, to cooking a 19lb turkey, two kinds of stuffing, apple and pumpkin pies, and all the fixings for a full meal.
I'm exhausted.
I went from cooking some food for myself and chilling alone, to cooking a 19lb turkey, two kinds of stuffing, apple and pumpkin pies, and all the fixings for a full meal.
I'm exhausted.
It's birthday month for both kiddos. Big didn't want a party, so we went on a shopping trip to Manhattan.
Little didn't want a big party, so I scheduled one at a cat café for her closest friends.
Ex texted this to me after 🥹
Little didn't want a big party, so I scheduled one at a cat café for her closest friends.
Ex texted this to me after 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's birthday month for both kiddos. Big didn't want a party, so we went on a shopping trip to Manhattan.
Little didn't want a big party, so I scheduled one at a cat café for her closest friends.
Ex texted this to me after 🥹
Little didn't want a big party, so I scheduled one at a cat café for her closest friends.
Ex texted this to me after 🥹
My carpal tunnel surgery is in the books for December 17. I'd intended to wait until January, but the numbness is becoming unbearable.
I'll be out o of work for 4 weeks, which will be a financial hit, but it's whatever.
I'll be out o of work for 4 weeks, which will be a financial hit, but it's whatever.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My carpal tunnel surgery is in the books for December 17. I'd intended to wait until January, but the numbness is becoming unbearable.
I'll be out o of work for 4 weeks, which will be a financial hit, but it's whatever.
I'll be out o of work for 4 weeks, which will be a financial hit, but it's whatever.
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26 days left to get $560 of $1000 for my top surgery! Thanks to your help via the links below, I will be able to get a date for this life-changing procedure once I pay the fee.
Thank you for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/ohspoWf
buff.ly/Kmvv10e
Thank you for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/ohspoWf
buff.ly/Kmvv10e
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
26 days left to get $560 of $1000 for my top surgery! Thanks to your help via the links below, I will be able to get a date for this life-changing procedure once I pay the fee.
Thank you for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/ohspoWf
buff.ly/Kmvv10e
Thank you for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/ohspoWf
buff.ly/Kmvv10e
Transitioning from fall to christmas.
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Transitioning from fall to christmas.
I got an EMG done on Wednesday, and they stuck me with a needle in a bunch of places on my arm and hand, and this one bruised like crazy.
Got the confirmation that I'll need surgery, follow up is in 2 weeks, so I'll schedule it then. 😭
I'm starting Wellbutrin tomorrow, so wish me luck on that!
Got the confirmation that I'll need surgery, follow up is in 2 weeks, so I'll schedule it then. 😭
I'm starting Wellbutrin tomorrow, so wish me luck on that!
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I got an EMG done on Wednesday, and they stuck me with a needle in a bunch of places on my arm and hand, and this one bruised like crazy.
Got the confirmation that I'll need surgery, follow up is in 2 weeks, so I'll schedule it then. 😭
I'm starting Wellbutrin tomorrow, so wish me luck on that!
Got the confirmation that I'll need surgery, follow up is in 2 weeks, so I'll schedule it then. 😭
I'm starting Wellbutrin tomorrow, so wish me luck on that!
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if you live in boynton beach or palm beach county, please use the emails at the bottom of the petition to contact city commissioners & show up in person or online next tuesday, 11/4, at 6 PM eastern for the city commission meeting!
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
if you live in boynton beach or palm beach county, please use the emails at the bottom of the petition to contact city commissioners & show up in person or online next tuesday, 11/4, at 6 PM eastern for the city commission meeting!
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SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
There's a sparrow in my house!
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There's a sparrow in my house!
Absolutely forgot to post the final results, of which I forgot to take decent photos lol.
I made 100 bags of cotton candy which lasted all of 20 minutes.
I made 100 bags of cotton candy which lasted all of 20 minutes.
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Absolutely forgot to post the final results, of which I forgot to take decent photos lol.
I made 100 bags of cotton candy which lasted all of 20 minutes.
I made 100 bags of cotton candy which lasted all of 20 minutes.
So I got a camera for my bird feeders.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So I got a camera for my bird feeders.
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Repost if you think @safety.bsky.app, @jay.bsky.team @bsky.app or @pfrazee.com should explain why they are consenting in advance to a law that both exempts them and was so poorly worded that all the major porn sites, which the law was actually targeting, are still up and operational a month later.
In Ohio, starting on Monday 9/29, we'll be implementing an age assurance solution similar to what we're doing in South Dakota and Wyoming. Read more here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Our Approach to Age Assurance - Bluesky
We’re committed to keeping our community informed as we navigate new regional regulations.
bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Repost if you think @safety.bsky.app, @jay.bsky.team @bsky.app or @pfrazee.com should explain why they are consenting in advance to a law that both exempts them and was so poorly worded that all the major porn sites, which the law was actually targeting, are still up and operational a month later.
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Dedicating my life to drawing one guy real good and he's not even my own guy 😦
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Dedicating my life to drawing one guy real good and he's not even my own guy 😦
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trying to raise money to cover rent
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
trying to raise money to cover rent
Building my last ever trunk for trunk or treat.
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Building my last ever trunk for trunk or treat.
Group text from my boss this morning. "We have 8 people on today, don't park near the salon. "
We only have 7 stations.
We only have 7 stations.
October 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Group text from my boss this morning. "We have 8 people on today, don't park near the salon. "
We only have 7 stations.
We only have 7 stations.
Photos from this year's Cyberpunk night!
I did not take these photos, but I am responsible for the paint jobs.
I did not take these photos, but I am responsible for the paint jobs.
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Photos from this year's Cyberpunk night!
I did not take these photos, but I am responsible for the paint jobs.
I did not take these photos, but I am responsible for the paint jobs.
Guess who's going to get stuck having another surgery in the near future?
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October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Guess who's going to get stuck having another surgery in the near future?
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