Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus!
yourvagesty.bsky.social
Your Friendly Neighborhood Succubus!
@yourvagesty.bsky.social
Hot mess.
Succubus.
Currently homeless.
ADHD
Kinda queer
Mom.
Overworked, undersexed.
Art, cooking, nature, sex positivity, shitposting.
Venmo: BigTittiedSuccubus
My Spider snatched up his first cricket perfectly 🥰🥰🥰
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Oh! I have a new pet!!! I rescued him from work, but it's way too late in the year to let him go outside and he's a beautiful chunky Bold Jumping Spider (phiddipus audax)

Tonight he built himself a little hammock, so i think he's starting to feel at home.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Happy Thanksgiving.

I went from cooking some food for myself and chilling alone, to cooking a 19lb turkey, two kinds of stuffing, apple and pumpkin pies, and all the fixings for a full meal.

I'm exhausted.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's birthday month for both kiddos. Big didn't want a party, so we went on a shopping trip to Manhattan.
Little didn't want a big party, so I scheduled one at a cat café for her closest friends.
Ex texted this to me after 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Transitioning from fall to christmas.
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I got an EMG done on Wednesday, and they stuck me with a needle in a bunch of places on my arm and hand, and this one bruised like crazy.

Got the confirmation that I'll need surgery, follow up is in 2 weeks, so I'll schedule it then. 😭

I'm starting Wellbutrin tomorrow, so wish me luck on that!
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Absolutely forgot to post the final results, of which I forgot to take decent photos lol.
I made 100 bags of cotton candy which lasted all of 20 minutes.
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So I got a camera for my bird feeders.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Building my last ever trunk for trunk or treat.
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Photos from this year's Cyberpunk night!
I did not take these photos, but I am responsible for the paint jobs.
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Orchard adventures.

My big does not like being in photos 😭
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
September 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
September 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm so obsessed with this bird
September 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I FINALLY GOT TO PHOTOGRAPH A BLACK VULTURE!!!
🥰🥰🥰
September 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Two things I've missed dearly:
My own bed, and cooking
September 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The room hasn't been set up yet, but this is my new bedroom!!!
September 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Some fun hair I've done. A bombshell red, and a very fun mullet!
July 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I finally did my color
July 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM