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Yusaira Khan

@yusaira.ca

48 followers 47 following 240 posts

Programmer. Enthusiastically Nerdy🥳. South Asian North American. Via Toronto🌇 / McGill🇨🇦 / Bangladesh🇧🇩 I think I am hillarious eh?

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Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 11d

Just a little fella.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 11d

Life hack: go bald every 3 months to reduce your daily hair routine to 0 seconds and haircut costs to $0.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · Jun 27

I'm bald again. 😌

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 15d

Sounds like a quic solution.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 17d

I announce that my arm hurts from using my phone too much.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 17d

Omg, you're back! Which means hopefully more silksong!

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 18d

Head n Poulders

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 18d

I don't have reading material, but I have this. youtu.be/bHcpj796wSI

little british orphan

YouTube video by Mummy Joe

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 18d

That's a lot of pets!

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 18d

Well, you pay the pet tax and pet me!

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 19d

Price gouging eggs Benny smh

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 24d

I wish I could grow facial hair

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 24d

I love how her dress moves.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 25d

I go after antibiotic names! Amoxicillin, Azithromycin, Ciprofloxacin. I grew up in a family of doctors. They used to throw these words around or recite them loudly to memorize their names.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 25d

I like to name my DnD characters after bacteria. My go-tos are Salmonella, then Escheria, then Yersinia, then Tuberculosis.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 25d

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 25d

Love that your Bluesky name is the bubonic plague bacteria.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 25d

Goose boots are made for honking 🎶
And that's just what they'll do 🎶
One of these days goose boots are gonna honk all over you 🎶

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 27d

Nice couch btw

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 28d

Thank you. My brain couldn't think past "penis asshole"

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 29d

Her beeg eyes! Her ears poking through the hat! Her floofy tail! Her little bell on the broom!

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · 29d

Wait what. What does it stand for?

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · Sep 10

I cannot believe bulging face is an actual emoji.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · Sep 10

I love 🫩. Very me.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · Sep 10

They want us to get tired and stop clicking the button. Then they want us to get used to the slop.

Yusaira Khan @yusaira.ca · Sep 9

I'm the doggo.