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it's pronounced "you-bull"
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Today is Sextidi the 16th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate flint.#JacobinDay

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January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Pedophile Has Novel Opinion re: Legality of Kidnapping
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Not the guy and Brian are posting inscrutably at each other about basketball on my timeline once again
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Davy Jones is not my Locker
- Pirate Jackson
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Ringing in the new year by cleaning and descaling my coffee maker
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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higgledy-piggledy whale statements
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I totally understand queer readings of relationships in the LotR but the further I get out from their release, and 00s movies in general, the more special it feels to see movies with earnest emotion and companionship between male characters, especially during what was otherwise peak gay panic.
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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During the attack at Amon Hen in Fellowship, when Boromir first blows the horn of Gondor, there’s this shot where the camera whips past Aragorn and follows Uruks running down the hill, flying over them to Boromir below. Perfect example of something that would now be CGI goop & rules because it’s not
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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[Elvis hovering his hand over the Palantir of Orthanc]

woah mama
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I cast a spell of Ancient Problems
December 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Today is Nonidi the 9th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate saltpeter.#JacobinDay

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December 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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for the millionth time we say amen with Solomon—Verily there is nothing new under the sun
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Today is Octidi the 8th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate manure.#JacobinDay

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December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The "One Battle After Another doesn't have coherent politics" criticism makes no sense to me. It's not about ideology, you're meant to accept that the war is between the left and right writ large. The movie's primarily about tactics, "professional" revolutionary cells vs. community organizing
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It's cool that David Strathairn's leitmotif in My Blueberry Nights is "Try a Little Tenderness" the same way Faye Wong's was "California Dreamin" in Chungking Express
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
President Vandal, Pedophile in Thief
Siri, show me a guy who has never ever gone to see a show.
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Today is Septidi the 7th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate topsoil.#JacobinDay

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December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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haha are crazy parents. what will it be next year i wonder. probably something to do with guns
The new “turning off motion smoothing on your parents’ TV” is “making sure the YouTube Christmas music playlist they’ve got on isn’t AI-generated”
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Today is Sextidi the 6th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate lava.#JacobinDay

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December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Then the whole world was the whale’s; and, king of creation, he left his wake along the present lines of the Andes and the Himmalehs.
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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quote stolen from donald trump
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Today is Quintidi the 5th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay

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December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s Toby stark
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM