Zach Beamish
@zachbeamish.bsky.social
PxP Commentator for the Carleton Place Canadians
I hope this Canada game isn't nearly as fun
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I hope this Canada game isn't nearly as fun
This USA/Finland game is what the World Juniors are all about
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This USA/Finland game is what the World Juniors are all about
The Sens played pretty well for the two periods they showed up for
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The Sens played pretty well for the two periods they showed up for
Absolutely nothing about Yakemchuk being untouchable makes sense. I'd have dealt him already, and no way he'd still be in the org past the deadline if I'm Staios
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Absolutely nothing about Yakemchuk being untouchable makes sense. I'd have dealt him already, and no way he'd still be in the org past the deadline if I'm Staios
Russel Wilson is at New Years Rocking Eve, which means that the Ball will somehow be intercepted.
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Russel Wilson is at New Years Rocking Eve, which means that the Ball will somehow be intercepted.
Seems unfair that Ohio State gets to have Bo Jackson on their team
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Seems unfair that Ohio State gets to have Bo Jackson on their team
So goaltending is just completely optional huh
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
So goaltending is just completely optional huh
Slovakia's goal song sounds like a song in a musical where Christmas is evil
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Slovakia's goal song sounds like a song in a musical where Christmas is evil
Shaefer will have his time, and Bedard got hurt, not overly upset about that.
Not sure what Parayko and Kuemper are doing here though.
Not sure what Parayko and Kuemper are doing here though.
Canada’s Olympic Men’s Hockey Roster is officially set. 🇨🇦 #MilanoCortina2026
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Shaefer will have his time, and Bedard got hurt, not overly upset about that.
Not sure what Parayko and Kuemper are doing here though.
Not sure what Parayko and Kuemper are doing here though.
Did someone throw a full bag of M&Ms on the ice at the Spengler Cup?
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Did someone throw a full bag of M&Ms on the ice at the Spengler Cup?
Is there a picture of the player of the game blanket?
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Is there a picture of the player of the game blanket?
Porter Martone isn't very likable is he?
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Porter Martone isn't very likable is he?
This is going exactly like I thought it would. Total firefight.
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is going exactly like I thought it would. Total firefight.
So we really cut Zayne Parekh last yeah huh...
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
So we really cut Zayne Parekh last yeah huh...
Canada plays like a team of elite individuals, but Czechia plays like a team. More cohesive and structured. Czechia is doing a great job at letting Canada beat themselves the last few years. Canada is going to need to become a true team faster then they have been.
December 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Canada plays like a team of elite individuals, but Czechia plays like a team. More cohesive and structured. Czechia is doing a great job at letting Canada beat themselves the last few years. Canada is going to need to become a true team faster then they have been.
Sometimes covering up the camera's view is simply good strategy in hockey
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sometimes covering up the camera's view is simply good strategy in hockey
Fantastic start to this game. World Juniors are awesome
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fantastic start to this game. World Juniors are awesome
Pretty crazy how Elf was the final Christmas movie ever made.
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Pretty crazy how Elf was the final Christmas movie ever made.
Summoning Salt video in 3 years
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Summoning Salt video in 3 years
What a game I only saw the last 15 minutes of
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What a game I only saw the last 15 minutes of
Reposted by Zach Beamish
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
Buying a brand new Quinn Hughes jersey at 65% off feels like grave robbing but sometimes you gotta do it.
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Buying a brand new Quinn Hughes jersey at 65% off feels like grave robbing but sometimes you gotta do it.
The Oilers bench emptying to celebrate Draisiatl's 1000th point in front of Skinner is really funny.
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Oilers bench emptying to celebrate Draisiatl's 1000th point in front of Skinner is really funny.
I think Lacrosse should have a rule of cool and that goal should count
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think Lacrosse should have a rule of cool and that goal should count
Minnesota Wild is a weird way to spell New Jersey Devils
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Minnesota Wild is a weird way to spell New Jersey Devils