Zach Beamish
@zachbeamish.bsky.social
PxP Commentator for the Carleton Place Canadians
Did someone throw a full bag of M&Ms on the ice at the Spengler Cup?
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Did someone throw a full bag of M&Ms on the ice at the Spengler Cup?
Is there a picture of the player of the game blanket?
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Is there a picture of the player of the game blanket?
Porter Martone isn't very likable is he?
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Porter Martone isn't very likable is he?
This is going exactly like I thought it would. Total firefight.
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is going exactly like I thought it would. Total firefight.
So we really cut Zayne Parekh last yeah huh...
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
So we really cut Zayne Parekh last yeah huh...
Canada plays like a team of elite individuals, but Czechia plays like a team. More cohesive and structured. Czechia is doing a great job at letting Canada beat themselves the last few years. Canada is going to need to become a true team faster then they have been.
December 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Canada plays like a team of elite individuals, but Czechia plays like a team. More cohesive and structured. Czechia is doing a great job at letting Canada beat themselves the last few years. Canada is going to need to become a true team faster then they have been.
Sometimes covering up the camera's view is simply good strategy in hockey
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sometimes covering up the camera's view is simply good strategy in hockey
Fantastic start to this game. World Juniors are awesome
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fantastic start to this game. World Juniors are awesome
Pretty crazy how Elf was the final Christmas movie ever made.
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Pretty crazy how Elf was the final Christmas movie ever made.
Summoning Salt video in 3 years
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Summoning Salt video in 3 years
What a game I only saw the last 15 minutes of
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What a game I only saw the last 15 minutes of
Reposted by Zach Beamish
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
Buying a brand new Quinn Hughes jersey at 65% off feels like grave robbing but sometimes you gotta do it.
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Buying a brand new Quinn Hughes jersey at 65% off feels like grave robbing but sometimes you gotta do it.
The Oilers bench emptying to celebrate Draisiatl's 1000th point in front of Skinner is really funny.
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Oilers bench emptying to celebrate Draisiatl's 1000th point in front of Skinner is really funny.
I think Lacrosse should have a rule of cool and that goal should count
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think Lacrosse should have a rule of cool and that goal should count
Minnesota Wild is a weird way to spell New Jersey Devils
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Minnesota Wild is a weird way to spell New Jersey Devils
Evanescence but Lenny Kravitz is singing
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Evanescence but Lenny Kravitz is singing
Roman Reigns is not aura farming enough
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Roman Reigns is not aura farming enough
Hirooki Goto big timed the Game Awards
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hirooki Goto big timed the Game Awards
Don't really care about Control, but at least that means we'll get a banger from the Stupendium
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Don't really care about Control, but at least that means we'll get a banger from the Stupendium
Why are people surprised about this? Yeah like no shit, of course studios need to pay for ad time. Why do you think Nintendo is never at these shows outside Smash Bros.?
How is this greed? The 2 ticket thing is stupid, but this is the biggest show for trailers, it will be expensive.
How is this greed? The 2 ticket thing is stupid, but this is the biggest show for trailers, it will be expensive.
It now reportedly costs over $1M to buy a 3-minute trailer at #TheGameAwards
Many nominated studios only get offered two tickets to attend
(via Kotaku)
Many nominated studios only get offered two tickets to attend
(via Kotaku)
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why are people surprised about this? Yeah like no shit, of course studios need to pay for ad time. Why do you think Nintendo is never at these shows outside Smash Bros.?
How is this greed? The 2 ticket thing is stupid, but this is the biggest show for trailers, it will be expensive.
How is this greed? The 2 ticket thing is stupid, but this is the biggest show for trailers, it will be expensive.
THAT'S RIGHT MORE SKYRIM! PLEASE BUY SKYRIM AGAIN! EVERYONE LIKES SKYRIM!
Skyrim Anniversary Edition now on Nintendo Switch 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fInt...
"Owners of the AE on Nintendo Switch can download the game for free on Switch 2, while owners of the base edition on Nintendo Switch can purchase the "Anniversary Upgrade" to then download the game on Switch 2."
"Owners of the AE on Nintendo Switch can download the game for free on Switch 2, while owners of the base edition on Nintendo Switch can purchase the "Anniversary Upgrade" to then download the game on Switch 2."
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
THAT'S RIGHT MORE SKYRIM! PLEASE BUY SKYRIM AGAIN! EVERYONE LIKES SKYRIM!
Got to feed the kids somehow
Garafolo: Philip Rivers to visit with the Colts Tuesday.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Got to feed the kids somehow
Reposted by Zach Beamish
I had to do 10 months in Canadian Jail (listening to Leaf fans) for impersonating a hockey player.
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I had to do 10 months in Canadian Jail (listening to Leaf fans) for impersonating a hockey player.