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Zack Bornstein

@zackbornstein.bsky.social

73K followers 350 following 140 posts

Emmy-losing Writer/Director (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, #StrangePlanet, @NewYorker)

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 12d

Hot girl summer is over. It’s divorce lawyer fall.

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 16d

me before and after seeing a tasty looking pie being sliced up

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 17d

love to fit into this world

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 22d

if only there was some kind of amendment that could prevent this from happening. pretty important stuff too, id prolly put it first

Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 22d

Under threat from Trump's FCC chairman, ABC takes Jimmy Kimmel off the air for remarks on Charlie Kirk that the MAGA right deemed offensive. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/b...

ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments

www.nytimes.com

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 22d

Lmao

Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 22d

Simply haunted

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 22d

Emmys 8 years apart

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 25d

dirty mirror, dead inside, can’t lose

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 25d

There is a fly with me on this international flight, little bro has no idea how different his life is about to be

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 27d

…just got the finger from a Waymo

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 27d

I’d rather pay double than say that

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Sep 9

Trump 2024: I will be the President of peace.

Trump 2025: THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE HAVE DEFEATED CHICAGO

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Sep 7

When friends ask me to dinner after 9pm

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Sep 5

I’m a guy who believes more children should have measles for no reason, and I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to finally feel represented by my government

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Sep 5

who would’ve guessed that the guy whose brain has been eaten by a worm would be bad a managing our health system

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Sep 4

I should have been more upfront: I am MLB two-way all star Shohei Ohtani

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Aug 19

To optimize good sleep before bed:
-Take a hot bath
-Get blackout curtains
-Watch 200 4-second videos 3 inches from your face
-Practice deep breathing

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Aug 16

0-4🍹 vs. 5🍹 vs. 6+🍹

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Aug 4

It’s insane to think Covid was 15 years ago today

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Jul 31

i promise these shorts looked longer online

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Jul 26

kay fine, maybe the weird wake up before sunrise ppl have had a point this whole time

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Jul 17

Ah yes my spouse is at a Coldplay concert with business associates, finally a night alone to sit back, relax, take a big sip of liquid, and browse the internet

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Jul 17

If only there had been a way to know Trump was a sex criminal before he was elected besides reading the 800,000 sex crime lawsuits against him over the last 40 years

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Jul 14

Still shocked the guy who bragged about sex crimes on a bus turned out to be on Epstein’s list

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · Jul 12

Saw my friend on the sidewalk volunteering for Greenpeace, walked up behind him, smacked him on the back and said, “Get a job, hippie” (he has a job). Guys, it was NOT my friend, and he did not get the joke. So I’m heading to the ocean now with rocks in my pockets, and yes, I donated dollar I have.

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