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"He's either a misunderstood genius, or a perfectly understood idiot"
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Jetfire set an unrealistic standard for what a Commander class figure could or should be. has as much heft and firepower as Superion, despite Superion being a commander + 4 deluxe.
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
today is Snoop Dogg's birthday. he turns 54. when I was a teenager he was an adult. he was a lot older than me. now he's somehow only 8 years older than me.
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
can you have hallucinations of just sound? or smell?
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I don't know what Hollow Knight is and at this point I'm afraid to ask
September 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
the WHAT
August 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Contemplating changing my name to "DJ Beast Machine"
August 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
She's happy.

Tortured Poets had to happen because she had all those songs to just get out of her system because she knew she was happy.

Showgirl isn't going to be an Era, it's going to be a reboot. The material she makes after this is going to redefine Swift in a way that we can not predict.
August 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
According to my research, Galactus is older than the known universe, with capabilities beyond our understanding. I, the smartest man in the world, have devised a plan to defeat him.
July 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Superman is Barbie for men
July 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@gameovergreggy.bsky.social while you're pondering why the Kent's are so bad on the phone, remember they are from Kansas. It might be their first time using a phone.
July 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Couldnt find my superman shirt so I wore late night with @gameovergreggy.bsky.social shirt.
July 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Maga guy at the Social Distortion show the other night. I flipped him the bird when he looked my way. Some woman heroically knocked his hat off and he left.
July 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Briefly thought that Scarlett Johansson was playing a banjo and was suddenly 100% more interested in the franchise.
July 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The Crashmore Trailer is perhaps my favorite #ITYSL sketch, its a hilarious parody of action movie trailers and then has a shock twist for a joke at the end that makes immediately rewatching the entire 2 minutes even funnier.
July 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The difference between social networks is wild. Tens of thousands of likes and shares and comments on a tiktok. While here my posts are ignored by the few followers I have.
I've got a viral video right now for the first time in a long time, it's nuts.
June 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've got a viral video right now for the first time in a long time, it's nuts.
June 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Mikey loves sitting in my chair at my workspace. I put a second chair next to it so that I can move him or the chair and still sit. Now there are two and I can't sit.
June 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I know it's pride and I should not judge anyway but why does my female dog try to hump my male cat?
June 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Reminder to just focus on Kool-Adi-Moedee and Go to Work.
June 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
June 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The movie ticket industry has caught up with concert tickets for creating bullshit hoops to jump through to give them money. I logged in with my amazon account on Fandango and connected to get into Superman. Every seat appears to be open, and I get this notification regardless of what seat I select.
June 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
*"Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine plays*
DHS really played themselves by posting possibly the hardest photos on the planet to go with this tweet
June 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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God damn it Gideon what did I tell you about becoming a sidekick for all kinds of superheroes. They are gonna be out getting tons of that crazy pussy from aliens with magic powers and shit while you are cleaning cum off their cape with a fuckin kryptonite magic eraser.
June 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM