Zahradka Tonic
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
don’t come in here I’m naked!
burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒
✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of ✨ 11/13 Bordel ✨ 11/16 QUEEN!✨ 11/29 Bordel
burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒
✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of ✨ 11/13 Bordel ✨ 11/16 QUEEN!✨ 11/29 Bordel
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Zahradka Tonic
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
· May 26
u know who ain’t never had a problem with me? A bad bitch
Just punched a man in the head :)
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Just punched a man in the head :)
how it feels to wear a diva cup in public
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
how it feels to wear a diva cup in public
this is how I feel about the verse “the lord will restore to you the years the locust has eaten”…..Ominous af omg bitch I’m GETTING my lick back
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 AM
this is how I feel about the verse “the lord will restore to you the years the locust has eaten”…..Ominous af omg bitch I’m GETTING my lick back
I’m sorry but why would I be humble
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I’m sorry but why would I be humble
next week makes THREE YEARS since I quit drinking !!
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
next week makes THREE YEARS since I quit drinking !!
I started the year with a horrible virus then IMMEDIATELY got my period and it was awful and now I’m sick again and about to get my period AGAIN….. one must imagine Sisyphus happy
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I started the year with a horrible virus then IMMEDIATELY got my period and it was awful and now I’m sick again and about to get my period AGAIN….. one must imagine Sisyphus happy
February 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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“lawyers for the creative arts” will be hosting a ICE ACTIONS IN ART VENUES: TRAIN-THE-TRAINER session. if you want to learn how to teach people about 🧊 law, intervention & follow-up. i did one in the fall- learned a lot but will be attending this one to brush up law-arts.org/event/ice-ac...
ICE Actions at Arts Venues: Train the Trainer Event - Lawyers for the Creative Arts
In this program, we will provide specific best practices advice in responding to visits from ICE at your venue, including:
law-arts.org
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
“lawyers for the creative arts” will be hosting a ICE ACTIONS IN ART VENUES: TRAIN-THE-TRAINER session. if you want to learn how to teach people about 🧊 law, intervention & follow-up. i did one in the fall- learned a lot but will be attending this one to brush up law-arts.org/event/ice-ac...
i will really pick every single red and blue sour patch kid out the bag and hand you all the pinesol flavored ones like nothing happened
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
i will really pick every single red and blue sour patch kid out the bag and hand you all the pinesol flavored ones like nothing happened
Everyone stop being musty NOW
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Everyone stop being musty NOW
the way I have my second cold of the year …… what if I just never leave the house again
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
the way I have my second cold of the year …… what if I just never leave the house again
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Zahradka Tonic looks marvellous in new photos.
February 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Zahradka Tonic looks marvellous in new photos.
20 years since John Mayer released continuum……………should I jump
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
20 years since John Mayer released continuum……………should I jump
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The world if everybody stood shortest to tallest at hydrate
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The world if everybody stood shortest to tallest at hydrate
I have a deep and conflicting admiration for the kind of lawful innocence that compels someone to wait for the walk sign even when everyone else is crossing on red. Like damn you really would NOT jump off a bridge just because all your friends did. Moms probably love you
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I have a deep and conflicting admiration for the kind of lawful innocence that compels someone to wait for the walk sign even when everyone else is crossing on red. Like damn you really would NOT jump off a bridge just because all your friends did. Moms probably love you
Abby Lee miller and Natalie nunn have soooooooo much in common
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Abby Lee miller and Natalie nunn have soooooooo much in common
would like to remind yall that I am in fact the Girl Scout cookie plug; lmk if you want my niece’s cookie link!!! im trying to help her hit her goal lolol
January 22, 2026 at 10:43 PM
would like to remind yall that I am in fact the Girl Scout cookie plug; lmk if you want my niece’s cookie link!!! im trying to help her hit her goal lolol
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Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization
as a horror fan I’m trying so hard to get into the 28 days later franchise but I just can’t stay awake I’m so so sorry. It’s also so triggering to me that a movie from 2002 looks this ancient
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
as a horror fan I’m trying so hard to get into the 28 days later franchise but I just can’t stay awake I’m so so sorry. It’s also so triggering to me that a movie from 2002 looks this ancient
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Haley from third period is so damn fierce like that is a perfect drag queen to me
January 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Haley from third period is so damn fierce like that is a perfect drag queen to me
if you were cool and sexy in 2016 we don’t want to see it. have some humility
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
if you were cool and sexy in 2016 we don’t want to see it. have some humility
I swear to god this is how I act at work
Oh—! Sorry for bumping into you with my big fat naturals…these glasses get in my way and my hair is in a bun…will you help me pick up my papers?
>Yes
>No
>Yes
>No
January 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I swear to god this is how I act at work
anybody wanna get together and scream and wail midsommar style
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
anybody wanna get together and scream and wail midsommar style