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Zahradka Tonic

@zahradkatonic.bsky.social

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don’t come in here I’m naked! burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒 Chicago 10/9 Hell or High Water (Louisville KY) ✨ 10/18 Bordel ✨ 10/25 Ina Mae’s ✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · May 26

u know who ain’t never had a problem with me? A bad bitch

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 1d

if u call an uber in northern Kentucky they will literally have you waiting for 15 minutes while someone drives in from OUT OF STATE to get you and drive you four minutes

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 3d

gee I wonder why

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 3d

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 4d

tripletsss

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 5d

At least 5 people have asked me if me and my gf are sisters today what is going AWNNN

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t think I can even get through this season of love is blind

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 6d

I’m going to Mexico tmw ☺️

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 8d

Bald reveal

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 9d

I put the wig cap on w no glue and glue just the wig bc I find that no matter what if I glue the cap it slips + ultimately takes the wig w/ it, I have better luck w the tension of the uncut cap. But I also usually wear wigs in my hair color so I dont worry as much bout concealing my natural hairline

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 9d

stopped an income tax levy ✅ got out of jury duty ✅ cat’s tooth that was gonna cost me a ton of money to get pulled fell all the way out on its own…… sexy 31 year old flops are so up today

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 10d

how men in the club look at me when I tell them we stop the stage rotation if they don’t tip

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 10d

just buzzed my head….. nature is healing

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 11d

mom n dad ate this one up

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TENDERONI @tenderoni88.bsky.social · 14d

Those twins on Project Runway are way too comfortable calling Veejay a bitch.

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 15d

my sister and I have a language all our own

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 16d

Like this if u want me to draw u

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 17d

writing “I didn’t understand the question” over and over again on my tax forms like I did on math tests in high school. Still showing my work tho so they give me partial credit

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 18d

I wish I could wear a body cam or wire at work bc I need yall to understand the Reno 911, workaholics, always sunny in Philadelphia levels of ***stupid*** that these men are. No greater farce has ever been scripted

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 18d

any time I wake up feeling mentally healthy and positive I’m immediately suspicious

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 18d

this color on youuuu 🫠

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 20d

I love when you flush the toilet and you think it’s clogged but it fights through it and unclogs itself. It’s just like …..God will make a way

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 20d

dressed like a Performative Male ™️ today

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 20d

no im something much much worse

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 20d

I know I’m Mother based on the sheer number of times a man has come up to me as I’m standing there in a dental floss bikini and 8 inch pleasers w a fat wad of 1’s on my garter and asked me in all seriousness “are you the manager?”

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 20d

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