Zahradka Tonic
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
don’t come in here I’m naked!
burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒
✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of ✨ 11/13 Bordel ✨ 11/16 QUEEN!✨ 11/29 Bordel
burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒
✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of ✨ 11/13 Bordel ✨ 11/16 QUEEN!✨ 11/29 Bordel
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Zahradka Tonic
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
· May 26
u know who ain’t never had a problem with me? A bad bitch
girl what the fuck do u think
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
girl what the fuck do u think
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I’m so sad I’ll never get to experience quaaludes
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m so sad I’ll never get to experience quaaludes
my mom broke a nail
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
my mom broke a nail
yall would not believe how frequently complete strangers in public ask me if I am a witch
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
yall would not believe how frequently complete strangers in public ask me if I am a witch
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i guess that cunt’s getting eaten
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i guess that cunt’s getting eaten
IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT BABY
I think @zahradkatonic.bsky.social has talked about this too on a difference between drag/burlesque is more acceptance of repetition and “signatures”. I’ve seen burlesquers do the same number 5x & I live every time. There’s more pressure with drag for something new every time though
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT BABY
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It’s time to gather together 🫶
Im co-hosting Willow Pill’s COMMUNION at the Empty Bottle on December 20th!
Featuring
@missmaamshe.bsky.social
@khloepark.bsky.social
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
And Alex Grelle !
Tickets: tiny.cc/ft9v001
Im co-hosting Willow Pill’s COMMUNION at the Empty Bottle on December 20th!
Featuring
@missmaamshe.bsky.social
@khloepark.bsky.social
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
And Alex Grelle !
Tickets: tiny.cc/ft9v001
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s time to gather together 🫶
Im co-hosting Willow Pill’s COMMUNION at the Empty Bottle on December 20th!
Featuring
@missmaamshe.bsky.social
@khloepark.bsky.social
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
And Alex Grelle !
Tickets: tiny.cc/ft9v001
Im co-hosting Willow Pill’s COMMUNION at the Empty Bottle on December 20th!
Featuring
@missmaamshe.bsky.social
@khloepark.bsky.social
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
And Alex Grelle !
Tickets: tiny.cc/ft9v001
inside of you there are two horse girls
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
inside of you there are two horse girls
Horse girl QUEEN! tomorrow…… the time is upon us
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Horse girl QUEEN! tomorrow…… the time is upon us
HORSE GIRL QUEEN! ON SUNDAY
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
HORSE GIRL QUEEN! ON SUNDAY
you guys…. The theme is horse girl
Who can guess my theme for 11/16 QUEEN!??? 👀👀👀👀
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
you guys…. The theme is horse girl
got to work and in a span of 5 minutes sparkling water exploded in my bag, bled straight through my tampon all over my outfit, and I went to put on my new lipstick I just bought and the entire thing fell out the tube and onto the bathroom floor 😍😍😍😍😍 how much do you think I’ll make tonight
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
got to work and in a span of 5 minutes sparkling water exploded in my bag, bled straight through my tampon all over my outfit, and I went to put on my new lipstick I just bought and the entire thing fell out the tube and onto the bathroom floor 😍😍😍😍😍 how much do you think I’ll make tonight
I went 10 days without skeeting and nobody was even worried….. good to know where we stand
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I went 10 days without skeeting and nobody was even worried….. good to know where we stand
Who can guess my theme for 11/16 QUEEN!??? 👀👀👀👀
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Who can guess my theme for 11/16 QUEEN!??? 👀👀👀👀
I feel like nothing was scarier as a child than being called out of your bedroom by your full name. Like how did i fuck up already and I’m not even in the vicinity yet
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I feel like nothing was scarier as a child than being called out of your bedroom by your full name. Like how did i fuck up already and I’m not even in the vicinity yet
everybody is getting their music on time this week
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
everybody is getting their music on time this week
it would be so so sexy for you to book me in November 😍😍😍😍 [email protected]. I *will* give a show stopping performance each and every time! Facts are facts America
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
it would be so so sexy for you to book me in November 😍😍😍😍 [email protected]. I *will* give a show stopping performance each and every time! Facts are facts America
every time I have to start getting ready for work “close every door” from Joseph and the technicolor dream coat starts playing in my head. Specifically Donny Osmond’s version
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
every time I have to start getting ready for work “close every door” from Joseph and the technicolor dream coat starts playing in my head. Specifically Donny Osmond’s version
yall I fell down the stairs soooo crazy at the gig last night
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
yall I fell down the stairs soooo crazy at the gig last night
and you’re right to say so
Didn’t mean to blow you up just think you’re fucking sexy
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
and you’re right to say so
this and ovulation
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
this and ovulation
Last night this man asked me if it bothered me that he was sitting in the club spending no money and I said “as long as you don’t look at me when I’m on stage” and he got so offended he went and told my manager that I said he couldn’t look at me and my manager was like “yeah don’t look at her”
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Last night this man asked me if it bothered me that he was sitting in the club spending no money and I said “as long as you don’t look at me when I’m on stage” and he got so offended he went and told my manager that I said he couldn’t look at me and my manager was like “yeah don’t look at her”
You’re so crazy to just sing out loud at the top of your lungs on the cta. In a way that I love and respect though
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You’re so crazy to just sing out loud at the top of your lungs on the cta. In a way that I love and respect though
what if I just looked like this
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
what if I just looked like this