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Blitz agreeing to the full moon arrangement
August 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
Misinformation about level count on box art FUDGING THE NUMBERS Wario Land 4 Over twenty enormous stages await! Wario Land 4 has 18 platforming levels. These are all fairly large and can be reasonably described as "enormous". However, to bring the number to "over 20", the six boss stages have to be counted, which each are exactly one single GBA screen in size. The game either has "enormous stages" or "over 20" of them, but definitely not both. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting walk-in closets as rooms STRETCHING THE DEFINITIONS Donkey Kong Country Over 100 levels Donkey Kong Country has 33 platforming levels, 40 if boss stages are also counted. The "over 100" number comes from counting individual bonus rooms within levels as levels, which by any reasonable definition would be considered parts of a level instead. Any technical definition by which a room could be counted as a level, such as "a level is anything that is loaded into memory separately", would not reflect the general usage of that word. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting cupboards as rooms BLATANT FABRICATION Super Mario World Explore 96 levels Super Mario World has 73 levels. The number 96 comes from the box counting levels with two exits as two levels each. It is generally understood that in a platformer, a "level" is a distinct area. Counting a single area as two just because it has two ways to exit it is at best incomprehensible logic and at worst deliberately misleading. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting doors as rooms
June 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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realsquiddays.bsky.social
This is one of my favorite videos ever
May 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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chrissimpsons.bsky.social
happy easter i hope you enjoy your freshly laid eggs xox
April 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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sirlarr.bsky.social
Demo Disk is BACK

youtu.be/hGKne8UyI5U
Playing a Demo on a Disk
YouTube video by BroughtYouThisThing
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April 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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airbagged.bsky.social
woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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capcomart.bsky.social
本日の一枚。
22年前の2003年3月28日、GBA『バトルネットワーク ロックマンエグゼ3 BLACK』発売！
#カプコンアートワーク #CAPCOM #ARTWORK #ロックマンエグゼ
March 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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patstaresat.bsky.social
this is the funniest shit ever
theserfstv.bsky.social The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · Jan 16
Elon Musk is caught either paying for someone to level up his account or having bought someone else's account on Path To Exile. King of the cockroaches Asmongold calls him out and says he'll stream exclusively on X if he can prove it's real.

Elon removes his verification badge and leaks their DM's
Elon Musk on sentient poop sock Asmongold "He is not his own man" Asmongold's X verification disappears as Elon Musk publicly trashes the streamer
January 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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yoracrab.bsky.social
squirrel girl from marvel rivals (my mutuals are going insane)
January 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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combosdoodles.bsky.social
SQUIRREL GIRL NO
December 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM