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Zeb Haradon
@zebharadon.bsky.social
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Opinions are my own not employers etc. Live in Seattle No trump supporters
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 3d
I was going to hold this until Halloween but I just decided to publish it now. It's about a deer who gets his antlers locked to another deer's and cannot unlock them. An Ai movie rendered in the style of Vanessa Steinhilb.

The Lucky Bucks - a Schopenhauerian Cervine Sex Comedy
youtu.be/L93jE6zVAgI
The Lucky Bucks - a Schopenhauerian Cervine Sex Comedy
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 8h
A company (Apple) that would pull down an app (ICEBlock) at the request of Rapist Trump won't hesitate to turn over location data. Every time you bring your iPhone with you, they know where you are.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 15h
AU?
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 15h
I only saw it for the first time yesterday and nobody was there
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 22h
If you are ever having a dispute with Turkish airlines and can't get through to customer service, press the numbers for lost luggage. When they ask for your claim number, tell them you'll get to that, but first babble. Also, find a way to bring up the Armenian genocide. They really hate that.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 23h
This graveyard in Seattle has a phone not connected to a phone line so you can talk to loved ones who died
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 2d
I noticed a while ago that things I write sometimes come true so I tried to write some things I want to come true, but the only things that really happen are the worst parts.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 3d
I was going to hold this until Halloween but I just decided to publish it now. It's about a deer who gets his antlers locked to another deer's and cannot unlock them. An Ai movie rendered in the style of Vanessa Steinhilb.

The Lucky Bucks - a Schopenhauerian Cervine Sex Comedy
youtu.be/L93jE6zVAgI
The Lucky Bucks - a Schopenhauerian Cervine Sex Comedy
YouTube video by Zeb Haradon
youtu.be
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 3d
When you have just had a trauma, other people who are also recently traumatized recognize you and just walk up to you and start talking.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 9d
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Human skin cells are turned into eggs in fertility breakthrough
Scientists say their early-stage work could help older women or same-sex male couples have children
www.theguardian.com
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 11d
There is a person you want to forgive or apologize to and you think you will have enough time to do it later. You won't, they will die unexpectedly. Do it now.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 18d
If he wasn't a piece of shit I'd say invite him on SNL to do a scene from the godfather. You wouldn't even need to write any comedy, he could just read from the original script.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 18d
This era sucks politically but it will make thrilling movies. If they cast it today...

Jesse Plemons as Mike Johnson

Steve Little as Elon Musk

Literal excrement as Rapist Trump

Ai-resurrected Charlie Chaplin as John Bolton

Tulsi Gabbard as herself. Nobody can top that villainy.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 18d
Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com should run for the house in a state where democrats don't have a chance anyway. It would be fun and would draw attention to their idiotic policies - policies most people would reject if they paid attention. And if he won, that'd be fun too.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 18d
If you paint a picture of a tree, there is an element of that work that you created, but also an element that is common between all images of trees. This common element is what Ai is learns when it trains on the painting.

(Except when it doesn't - I'm not talking about deliberately copying a style)
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 18d
The Circumcellions were a group of early Christians who regarded martyrdom as the highest goal, so they would go attack random travelers with clubs to provoke it. Basically they would be as toxic as possible so they could feel like victims.

Sound familiar?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumc...
Circumcellions - Wikipedia
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 18d
How do Daddy Long Legs spiders survive as a species? Do they have to mate with another species called Mommy Long Legs?
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 18d
If he bothers to even mention it. The Rapeublicans in Congress have shown they don't really care about corruption.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 18d
Disney used to make antifa cartoons.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 19d
If you want to laugh a little check out Ted Cruz's attempt to impersonate a mobster.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvWr...
Fallout grows after Jimmy Kimmel taken off air
YouTube video by CBS Evening News
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 19d
Hey @governorferguson.bsky.social when is Washington doing this?
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 19d
I can't even imagine being such a little baby. How are there so many of these people?
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 20d
*Rapeublicans
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 20d
If Timothy McVeigh were alive today he'd be a MAGA Congressman
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 20d
Russian drones flying over Estonia now. They will either provoke a response, which will start something that they are ready for and NATO is not, or they'll make it so routine that we ignore it and a surprise attack is easier.
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