Zeebuoy (didn't have energy to split accounts sorry)
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THE LEAD MARKET IS BOOMING! If we don’t put lead in our food now then we’re going to miss out on the lead and the lead market will change the world without us! This is our last chance to ever eat food!
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
THE LEAD MARKET IS BOOMING! If we don’t put lead in our food now then we’re going to miss out on the lead and the lead market will change the world without us! This is our last chance to ever eat food!
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After I ate some lead food from the lead-seller who was selling me the lead, I asked the lead if it was poisonous and it said no!
The lead is smart! It’s basically human!
The lead is smart! It’s basically human!
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
After I ate some lead food from the lead-seller who was selling me the lead, I asked the lead if it was poisonous and it said no!
The lead is smart! It’s basically human!
The lead is smart! It’s basically human!
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Lead is just a tool! When someone cooks their food in lead they’re using a tool just like how people who cook their food in a pan use a pan to cook their food! You’re being ridiculous! People were outraged at the invention of the pan!
December 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Lead is just a tool! When someone cooks their food in lead they’re using a tool just like how people who cook their food in a pan use a pan to cook their food! You’re being ridiculous! People were outraged at the invention of the pan!
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We’re at the point now where people are calling being anti-LLMs as “outrage” as a convenient way to characterise it as unreasonable, and it’s annoying. I’m not outraged, I’m repulsed. I don’t want your stolen shit. It’s gross. You are a fucking loser to me
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We’re at the point now where people are calling being anti-LLMs as “outrage” as a convenient way to characterise it as unreasonable, and it’s annoying. I’m not outraged, I’m repulsed. I don’t want your stolen shit. It’s gross. You are a fucking loser to me
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“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
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“Here’s your meal, full of delicious lead” I don’t want it. No thank you. “Well, what about if we just use lead in the cooking process? You can’t even taste the lead in the final meal” I’m leaving. “You’re being childish. Soon everyone will be cooking with lead” have you fucking listened to yourself
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Here’s your meal, full of delicious lead” I don’t want it. No thank you. “Well, what about if we just use lead in the cooking process? You can’t even taste the lead in the final meal” I’m leaving. “You’re being childish. Soon everyone will be cooking with lead” have you fucking listened to yourself
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running from the Bunny Laser that has claimed so fucking many of my friends and mutuals why IS EVERYONEBUNNY
December 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
running from the Bunny Laser that has claimed so fucking many of my friends and mutuals why IS EVERYONEBUNNY
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Don't let things fester.
Don't be afraid to ask if a certain social or professional anxiety is justified.
I suppose I am just hashing this out so I can see it in writing for the first time but I would also be interested to hear if this resonates with anyone who reads this wall of text.
Don't be afraid to ask if a certain social or professional anxiety is justified.
I suppose I am just hashing this out so I can see it in writing for the first time but I would also be interested to hear if this resonates with anyone who reads this wall of text.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Don't let things fester.
Don't be afraid to ask if a certain social or professional anxiety is justified.
I suppose I am just hashing this out so I can see it in writing for the first time but I would also be interested to hear if this resonates with anyone who reads this wall of text.
Don't be afraid to ask if a certain social or professional anxiety is justified.
I suppose I am just hashing this out so I can see it in writing for the first time but I would also be interested to hear if this resonates with anyone who reads this wall of text.
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None of this excuses genuine misbehaviour, but oftentimes it is something mundane or a "way you talk" that could very easily remedied.
If you are victim to this, you do actually have to plead guilty but it is also vital that you call out the laundry lister too.
Power dynamics are really complex.
If you are victim to this, you do actually have to plead guilty but it is also vital that you call out the laundry lister too.
Power dynamics are really complex.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
None of this excuses genuine misbehaviour, but oftentimes it is something mundane or a "way you talk" that could very easily remedied.
If you are victim to this, you do actually have to plead guilty but it is also vital that you call out the laundry lister too.
Power dynamics are really complex.
If you are victim to this, you do actually have to plead guilty but it is also vital that you call out the laundry lister too.
Power dynamics are really complex.
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I know so many good people who have been victim to this, both personally and professionally. Because they want to be *good* they are devastated to learn that they've been causing upset without knowing it. It can trigger anxiety that lasts an extremely long time. It often ends relationships entirely.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I know so many good people who have been victim to this, both personally and professionally. Because they want to be *good* they are devastated to learn that they've been causing upset without knowing it. It can trigger anxiety that lasts an extremely long time. It often ends relationships entirely.
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It is done both knowingly and passively. In either case it is vindictive and unfair.
Self awareness is often incongruous and variable. If you do not call out a person's bad actions, and they do not know that they are doing them, then they have no chance to improve their behaviour.
Self awareness is often incongruous and variable. If you do not call out a person's bad actions, and they do not know that they are doing them, then they have no chance to improve their behaviour.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It is done both knowingly and passively. In either case it is vindictive and unfair.
Self awareness is often incongruous and variable. If you do not call out a person's bad actions, and they do not know that they are doing them, then they have no chance to improve their behaviour.
Self awareness is often incongruous and variable. If you do not call out a person's bad actions, and they do not know that they are doing them, then they have no chance to improve their behaviour.
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This puts them in an indefensible position. They can only beg forgiveness from the accuser and they have little chance at reconciliation.
It's a big stack of "gotchas" that often cannot actually be denied. In reality the accuser is at fault too for doing nothing.
It's a big stack of "gotchas" that often cannot actually be denied. In reality the accuser is at fault too for doing nothing.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This puts them in an indefensible position. They can only beg forgiveness from the accuser and they have little chance at reconciliation.
It's a big stack of "gotchas" that often cannot actually be denied. In reality the accuser is at fault too for doing nothing.
It's a big stack of "gotchas" that often cannot actually be denied. In reality the accuser is at fault too for doing nothing.
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This often involves gossip and unfair representation of the truth. Resentment builds and builds.
The end result (or "laundry day") is when the victim finally goes too far and crosses an imperceivable threshold. They're told off for The Last Straw and also given a list of wrongs that they've done.
The end result (or "laundry day") is when the victim finally goes too far and crosses an imperceivable threshold. They're told off for The Last Straw and also given a list of wrongs that they've done.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This often involves gossip and unfair representation of the truth. Resentment builds and builds.
The end result (or "laundry day") is when the victim finally goes too far and crosses an imperceivable threshold. They're told off for The Last Straw and also given a list of wrongs that they've done.
The end result (or "laundry day") is when the victim finally goes too far and crosses an imperceivable threshold. They're told off for The Last Straw and also given a list of wrongs that they've done.
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IME neurodivergent people are the most common victims of this.
If you do not address misbehaviour as soon as possible and start letting it stack up, you are culpable for any future repercussions. Instead of "letting it slide" you harbour resentment for the victim of your negligence/passiveness.
If you do not address misbehaviour as soon as possible and start letting it stack up, you are culpable for any future repercussions. Instead of "letting it slide" you harbour resentment for the victim of your negligence/passiveness.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
IME neurodivergent people are the most common victims of this.
If you do not address misbehaviour as soon as possible and start letting it stack up, you are culpable for any future repercussions. Instead of "letting it slide" you harbour resentment for the victim of your negligence/passiveness.
If you do not address misbehaviour as soon as possible and start letting it stack up, you are culpable for any future repercussions. Instead of "letting it slide" you harbour resentment for the victim of your negligence/passiveness.
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There's a particular abusive behaviour enacted by both individuals and organisations that I like to call "laundry listing"
It's when, instead of confronting you when you are perceived to have misbehaved or done something wrong, it is simply "saved for later" so it can all be dumped on you at once.
It's when, instead of confronting you when you are perceived to have misbehaved or done something wrong, it is simply "saved for later" so it can all be dumped on you at once.
ok I'm gonna rant about something because I've had the same conversation about it with four different people this last week and it's getting weird
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
There's a particular abusive behaviour enacted by both individuals and organisations that I like to call "laundry listing"
It's when, instead of confronting you when you are perceived to have misbehaved or done something wrong, it is simply "saved for later" so it can all be dumped on you at once.
It's when, instead of confronting you when you are perceived to have misbehaved or done something wrong, it is simply "saved for later" so it can all be dumped on you at once.
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Love that Shakira is canon in this universe.
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Love that Shakira is canon in this universe.
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Xalem has trouble connecting to emotions especially that revolve around love and romance and while he gains an understanding of it, it's something that doesn't interest him at all
December 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Xalem has trouble connecting to emotions especially that revolve around love and romance and while he gains an understanding of it, it's something that doesn't interest him at all
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he's a robot that was built in a facility to be good at close combat fighting along with being subservient to people but he starts gaining his own autonomy overtime
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
he's a robot that was built in a facility to be good at close combat fighting along with being subservient to people but he starts gaining his own autonomy overtime
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his USB tail can connect to almost anything too as it can shrink sizes. you can run any game and software on him (YES HE RUNS DOOM)
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
his USB tail can connect to almost anything too as it can shrink sizes. you can run any game and software on him (YES HE RUNS DOOM)
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upgraded by robo-fuckers industries
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
upgraded by robo-fuckers industries
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giving my black robot bunny boy cable dreadlocks because I'm awesome
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
giving my black robot bunny boy cable dreadlocks because I'm awesome
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Xalem the robo-bunny
(he/him) 🔌
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December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Xalem the robo-bunny
(he/him) 🔌
(he/him) 🔌