VORPlociraptor
@zeemev.bsky.social
He/him, union educator, cat daddy, pronounced “zee-mev”, all the right teams, the tedious stay blocked
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Congrats to the Giants on their biggest free agency signing, Real Estate.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Congrats to the Giants on their biggest free agency signing, Real Estate.
I wait years and years to buy a jersey and this happens
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I wait years and years to buy a jersey and this happens
All my homies hate puka nacua
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
All my homies hate puka nacua
Whoa cool defensive guy touchdown ok back to getting the shit kicked out of the same defensive unit
December 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Whoa cool defensive guy touchdown ok back to getting the shit kicked out of the same defensive unit
Just the most hand gifted interception since t****
December 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just the most hand gifted interception since t****
A field general in the Belt wars
December 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
A field general in the Belt wars
Giants brass sitting in a dark room constantly asking “who said that?”
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Giants brass sitting in a dark room constantly asking “who said that?”
Jeff Kent is a hall of fame asshole
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jeff Kent is a hall of fame asshole
What is this sharks game
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What is this sharks game
Worse Zaidi sin: mismanaging Luciano or paying Snell $17M this year
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Worse Zaidi sin: mismanaging Luciano or paying Snell $17M this year
Kyle Shanahan thought that was too cute
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Kyle Shanahan thought that was too cute
Giants resurrect and hire Ron Washington
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Giants resurrect and hire Ron Washington
Would be cooler to post about the players the Giants do acquire
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Would be cooler to post about the players the Giants do acquire
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My Bloody Valentine Tiny Desk Concert
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My Bloody Valentine Tiny Desk Concert
Finally a kicker that can do it in Cleveland
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Finally a kicker that can do it in Cleveland
Forty fucking Niners
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Forty fucking Niners
It’s hot y’all
it's been 11 years - tiny mix tapes is fine, but the music industry has been hijacked and devastated by an evil corporate asshole - are you still a bad enough dude to rescue the music industry?
ɪɴꜱᴇʀᴛ ᴄᴏɪɴ.
'𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡 𝗧𝗢 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗣 𝗭𝗢𝗡𝗘!' ɪꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ:
🕹️: nmesh.bandcamp.com/album/return-to-warp-zone
ɪɴꜱᴇʀᴛ ᴄᴏɪɴ.
'𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡 𝗧𝗢 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗣 𝗭𝗢𝗡𝗘!' ɪꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ:
🕹️: nmesh.bandcamp.com/album/return-to-warp-zone
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It’s hot y’all
Bout to crush some lamb burgers
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Bout to crush some lamb burgers
Jennings still blocking after the game
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Jennings still blocking after the game
Throw it to pearsall so I can go 3-0 this week
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Throw it to pearsall so I can go 3-0 this week
Justin fields ass qb
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Justin fields ass qb
An offensive play and commercials
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
An offensive play and commercials
Winning the mid off
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Winning the mid off