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Archivist at the American Prison Writing Archive @ JHU. Musician, public historian, mason, amateur woodworker, cancer survivor, dog dad, and runner. Orioles and Ravens fan.
I’m not a violent person by any means but after today - knowing that these fucks can just kill us with impunity - I’m actually glad my dad left me several of his hunting shotguns when he passed two years ago. Fuck this.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I’m not a violent person by any means but after today - knowing that these fucks can just kill us with impunity - I’m actually glad my dad left me several of his hunting shotguns when he passed two years ago. Fuck this.
This feels like a breaking point. Arm yourselves. This is bullshit. I’m absolutely fucking furious right now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This feels like a breaking point. Arm yourselves. This is bullshit. I’m absolutely fucking furious right now.
It’s getting really cold really fast. 🤘🏻⛄️
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It’s getting really cold really fast. 🤘🏻⛄️
At this point if my wife and dog and I don’t get snowed in for a week I’ll be kind of pissed because we just spent like $300 on groceries that will probably otherwise go bad if I’m not forced to cook all of them.
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
At this point if my wife and dog and I don’t get snowed in for a week I’ll be kind of pissed because we just spent like $300 on groceries that will probably otherwise go bad if I’m not forced to cook all of them.
Damn… that Caleb Williams TD last night had Joe Flacco Mile High Miracle energy minus the win. Wild stuff
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Damn… that Caleb Williams TD last night had Joe Flacco Mile High Miracle energy minus the win. Wild stuff
Absolutely speechless
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Absolutely speechless
Allen will pull this off. Bookmark this.
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Allen will pull this off. Bookmark this.
lol at Bo Nix. What are you doing, bro?
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
lol at Bo Nix. What are you doing, bro?
lol. “The standard is the standard” amirite? Fuck you Steelers
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
lol. “The standard is the standard” amirite? Fuck you Steelers
This this Aaron rodgers we’ve been waiting for lol 👴
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This this Aaron rodgers we’ve been waiting for lol 👴
Honestly, Philly should only have like one championship every 25 years. Y’all are good for a while.
January 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Honestly, Philly should only have like one championship every 25 years. Y’all are good for a while.
Wait so ICE has absolute immunity? How is that real?
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Wait so ICE has absolute immunity? How is that real?
Steelers take note. You ain’t winning a championship this year and you’ll probably still have Tomlin in perpetuity. This is what legit organizations do. Stoked for the next chapter
January 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Steelers take note. You ain’t winning a championship this year and you’ll probably still have Tomlin in perpetuity. This is what legit organizations do. Stoked for the next chapter
Well that sucked but if we are being honest, this team wasn’t winning in the playoffs. Secondary was garbage among many other issues. I mostly feel bad for King Henry because he doesn’t have many years left at his current level of play. Oh well!
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Well that sucked but if we are being honest, this team wasn’t winning in the playoffs. Secondary was garbage among many other issues. I mostly feel bad for King Henry because he doesn’t have many years left at his current level of play. Oh well!
Both of these teams suck. Go ravens!
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Both of these teams suck. Go ravens!
This is the ultimate battle of the mids lol. Kinda hard to watch.
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This is the ultimate battle of the mids lol. Kinda hard to watch.
It sounds like there are more ravens fans there than yinzers
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It sounds like there are more ravens fans there than yinzers
Steelers are pathetic
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Steelers are pathetic
This is basically our Super Bowl because we ain’t winning a Super Bowl beyond this game. Go flock
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
This is basically our Super Bowl because we ain’t winning a Super Bowl beyond this game. Go flock
Even if the ravens do win I’m really not looking forward to going up against the Houston pass rush next week… that shit is fierce.
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Even if the ravens do win I’m really not looking forward to going up against the Houston pass rush next week… that shit is fierce.
This is the first time I’ve watched the Seahawks all year, so I’m not sure they have the offense to win it all—but they definitely have the defense. And as they say, defense wins championships. Very impressive.
January 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
This is the first time I’ve watched the Seahawks all year, so I’m not sure they have the offense to win it all—but they definitely have the defense. And as they say, defense wins championships. Very impressive.
Letting Mike Macdonald out of the castle will go down as a generational mistake for the ravens.
January 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Letting Mike Macdonald out of the castle will go down as a generational mistake for the ravens.
I love Juszczyk but the dude could pick up a half yard and the whole stadium is like “YOUUUUUUUUUUU”
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I love Juszczyk but the dude could pick up a half yard and the whole stadium is like “YOUUUUUUUUUUU”
Quite the lede:
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Quite the lede: