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Archivist at the American Prison Writing Archive @ JHU. Musician, public historian, mason, amateur woodworker, cancer survivor, dog dad, and runner. Orioles and Ravens fan.
didn't even realize how geographically appropriate this was but my first thought after reading this was: "How do you ban a whistle, you fucking dummy?"
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
didn't even realize how geographically appropriate this was but my first thought after reading this was: "How do you ban a whistle, you fucking dummy?"
I don’t know - or really care - about Lamar’s politics but I just don’t see how a team that is so important to a city like Baltimore can really get behind a guy who does this:
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I don’t know - or really care - about Lamar’s politics but I just don’t see how a team that is so important to a city like Baltimore can really get behind a guy who does this:
Quite the lede:
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Quite the lede:
This line hit extra hard for me.
So we just should expect a rinse and repeat of the same operation until someone the US deems appropriate runs the country? How naive can you get?
So we just should expect a rinse and repeat of the same operation until someone the US deems appropriate runs the country? How naive can you get?
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This line hit extra hard for me.
So we just should expect a rinse and repeat of the same operation until someone the US deems appropriate runs the country? How naive can you get?
So we just should expect a rinse and repeat of the same operation until someone the US deems appropriate runs the country? How naive can you get?
That’s my polar bear
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That’s my polar bear
"Please continue your futile quest to win a Nobel Prize and continue ignore all the issues going on in this country. Your base will love it!"
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Please continue your futile quest to win a Nobel Prize and continue ignore all the issues going on in this country. Your base will love it!"
I thought the numbers of the settlement and the cost of the ballroom looked a bit too coincidentally similar. How soon can another mass protest be organized because this is just becoming ludicrous?
October 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I thought the numbers of the settlement and the cost of the ballroom looked a bit too coincidentally similar. How soon can another mass protest be organized because this is just becoming ludicrous?
This is insane. Like whoever at HHS told the civil service employee to post this, they basically compelled them to break the law (Hatch Act). Idk where we go from here or how we get back. Nothing matters.
October 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is insane. Like whoever at HHS told the civil service employee to post this, they basically compelled them to break the law (Hatch Act). Idk where we go from here or how we get back. Nothing matters.
Yankees fans when judge pops out to left field:
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Yankees fans when judge pops out to left field:
“But how do you know they are leftist? Is someone going to go around the park and lift every persons skirt up?”
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“But how do you know they are leftist? Is someone going to go around the park and lift every persons skirt up?”
Mike Elias whenever a major decision needs to be made:
August 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Mike Elias whenever a major decision needs to be made:
Me: "Just [two] word[s].... Are you listening?"
Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir."
Me: "....Land reform."
Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir."
Me: "....Land reform."
July 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me: "Just [two] word[s].... Are you listening?"
Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir."
Me: "....Land reform."
Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir."
Me: "....Land reform."
Yo Bret, convince me that this is a threat to us… are they gonna strap some nuclear shit to a missile and launch it across the ocean? Is that the fear? I don’t see it. Maybe you have some special intelligence that suggests otherwise.
June 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Yo Bret, convince me that this is a threat to us… are they gonna strap some nuclear shit to a missile and launch it across the ocean? Is that the fear? I don’t see it. Maybe you have some special intelligence that suggests otherwise.
we are basically here
June 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
we are basically here
"Mr. Rubenstein, it's a new strategy where we only focus on developing hitters. We will go into the season with 1 or 2 reliable starters and not much of a bullpen. But our offense will score 7-8 every game to keep us in it. Also the position players can pitch, if needed!"
May 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Mr. Rubenstein, it's a new strategy where we only focus on developing hitters. We will go into the season with 1 or 2 reliable starters and not much of a bullpen. But our offense will score 7-8 every game to keep us in it. Also the position players can pitch, if needed!"
Offense trying to compensate for the SP:
May 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Offense trying to compensate for the SP:
