Zelda Hessler
@zeldaspage.bsky.social
Lapsed professional programmer, serial hobbyist. Makin' Vizza. Chicago IL
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I love being trans holy shit
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I love being trans holy shit
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I got forklift certified today! How cool is that?
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I got forklift certified today! How cool is that?
Got my first 5K in #Valorant and it feels so good. I was playing Phoenix and used my ult and a shotgun. I guess I'm not too old to compete *yet*
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Got my first 5K in #Valorant and it feels so good. I was playing Phoenix and used my ult and a shotgun. I guess I'm not too old to compete *yet*
Gods, Valorant makes me sweaty.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Gods, Valorant makes me sweaty.
I've been watching Red Dwarf with @ashleyexmachina.bsky.social and it's really good. S3E1: "Backwards" is my favorite so far.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've been watching Red Dwarf with @ashleyexmachina.bsky.social and it's really good. S3E1: "Backwards" is my favorite so far.
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Nick Carraway: “Everyone I just described to you leads an empty, destructive life and they suck.”
Audience: “What did he mean by this?”
Audience: “What did he mean by this?”
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nick Carraway: “Everyone I just described to you leads an empty, destructive life and they suck.”
Audience: “What did he mean by this?”
Audience: “What did he mean by this?”
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need a fuckass job need fuckass money for my fuckass life
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
need a fuckass job need fuckass money for my fuckass life
Valorant is feeding my Counter Strike nostalgia. I miss playing in Warcraft servers in both CS and DoD.
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Valorant is feeding my Counter Strike nostalgia. I miss playing in Warcraft servers in both CS and DoD.
I never thought I'd enjoy an extraction shooter but ARC Raiders is actually pretty fun, even when solo.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I never thought I'd enjoy an extraction shooter but ARC Raiders is actually pretty fun, even when solo.
As someone that doesn't drive, it has been rough finding a manufacturing job that I can actually get to in a reasonable amount of time.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As someone that doesn't drive, it has been rough finding a manufacturing job that I can actually get to in a reasonable amount of time.
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He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
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[OC] Bears vs Eagles - A Showdown of Sandwiches #nfl #bears #eagles #amazonprime
www.youtube.com/shorts/68HlH...
www.youtube.com/shorts/68HlH...
Italian Beef Superiority - Bears vs Eagles
YouTube video by AshleyScoresAgain
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November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
[OC] Bears vs Eagles - A Showdown of Sandwiches #nfl #bears #eagles #amazonprime
www.youtube.com/shorts/68HlH...
www.youtube.com/shorts/68HlH...
I just finished my lathe test and passed so now I'm a doubly-certified Machinist
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I just finished my lathe test and passed so now I'm a doubly-certified Machinist
Bluegrass == Math Folk
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bluegrass == Math Folk
Just passed my NIMS test so now I'm a machinist for real.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just passed my NIMS test so now I'm a machinist for real.
I finished milling my NIMS piece in aluminum and it came out within tolerance. Now for the written test.
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I finished milling my NIMS piece in aluminum and it came out within tolerance. Now for the written test.
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As usual for me being late to the party and stating the obvious: Holy shit Shin-Godzilla kicks ass
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
As usual for me being late to the party and stating the obvious: Holy shit Shin-Godzilla kicks ass
I may actually get to run code on a CNC Mill tomorrow. Can't wait.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I may actually get to run code on a CNC Mill tomorrow. Can't wait.
October 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
As a gamer, it's really disappointing how every discussion board on Steam is full of people ranting about how including minorities (gender, sex, race, etc.) in games are ruining everything. I wish Valve actually cared enough to do proper moderation.
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
As a gamer, it's really disappointing how every discussion board on Steam is full of people ranting about how including minorities (gender, sex, race, etc.) in games are ruining everything. I wish Valve actually cared enough to do proper moderation.
I wrote 3 G code programs by hand today and it made me feel super smart. Can't wait to run them on an actual CNC mill.
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wrote 3 G code programs by hand today and it made me feel super smart. Can't wait to run them on an actual CNC mill.