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Zelu

@zelustreams.bsky.social

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He/Him, 30s 🖤If It All Burns Down, I Will Hold You For The Minute It Takes🖤 Swiftie • Full-time OOTW Stan Reputation Denver + Tampa + Miami Eras Philly N2 + Indy N2 Ghost Stan Skeleta Detroit Queer • Trans • AuDHD • Demi-Gray Sexual/Romantic

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · Sep 21

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 3d

Why is this better than my nearest writing with my dominant hand

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 4d

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

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♤linxie♤ @linxies.bsky.social · 3d

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 3d

I’m gonna be real: I just wanna brag. I just managed to thrift a 43” smart tv for $10. Is this how men who fish feel?

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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 4d

The next Dem president should do to the IRS what Trump did to ICE. 10x their enforcement budget, arm them to the teeth, and have them repel from Blackhawk helicopters into boardrooms, country clubs and owner’s boxes to shake these goblins by their ankles until every last penny falls out.

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 7d

There has been an unusual number of proposals over the course of our relationship. Even once married.

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Ash⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥𝔦 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶❤️‍🔥 @magickbones.swifties.social · 8d

“So make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it”

Can you imagine if Taylor had any idea what writing that simple line would lead to?? Like, not only did it spark a cultural phenomenon, it got her a whole fiancé! Absolutely wild to think about 😮‍💨

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 9d

Amazon controls over a third of the global cloud computing market.

Its customers include Capital One, United Airlines, and the US Army.

Today's outage should be a wakeup call: Dependence on a handful of powerful corporations is a threat to economic and national security.

Morning Brew ☕️ @morningbrew.extwitter.link · 9d

BREAKING: Amazon Web Services

A massive AWS outage early this morning sent major websites and apps down for several hours

Tracking site Downdetector has received over 8 million reports around the globe

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 8d

I'm gonna just slip into something more comfortable (a coma)

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 9d

It's ok to listen to the little voice in your head.
The one telling you to slow down.
The one telling you to follow witch-lights through misty woodlands to the court of the ancient forest gods, draped in moss and gloom.

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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 9d

The first look at the scale of Disney backlash after it suspended Kimmel. Wow>>

“Antenna estimated a total of 3 million cancellations for Disney+ and 4.1 million for Hulu in September. Both of those figures far exceeded the trailing three-month averages for the services”
www.wsj.com/business/med...

Customers Ditched Disney+, Hulu After Kimmel Suspension

Cancellation rates for both Disney’s streaming services doubled in September from a month earlier.

www.wsj.com

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Arthur Gies (he/him) @aegies.bsky.social · 9d

i don't necessarily think music was better in the early-to-mid '90s, because it wasn't really, but music *media* was way more interesting and less processed. Lots of radio stations with program directors and DJs making playlist decisions, with actual taste and opinions at play.

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 9d

I think my heart just stopped on your behalf reading that

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BOO!gged milk @bagmilk.swifties.social · 9d

need a big crisp coke and $10,000 asap

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10d

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

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Shelby🌙 @shelbyleigh.bsky.social · 9d

Is this a safe space to declare that I think whipped topping is gross😔

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 9d

-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence

These are the foundations of real freedom.

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 9d

I’m not even the first husband of yours to listen to them smh

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 9d

I haven’t listened to anything since Blurryface and I’m still offended

Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 9d

Savage Garden 😜

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 19d

Sometimes I wonder where the world went wrong, and really I think it was when we evolved to be more complex than jellyfish.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19d

"My body is a temple."
Okay, well, mine's a Spirit Halloween so...

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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 19d

Cancer immunity in a shot.

Scientists at the University of Florida have created a breakthrough mRNA cancer vaccine that erased deadly brain tumors in early human trials without chemo or radiation.

It is now moving into Phase 1 pediatric trials.

CANCER IMMUNITY IN A SHOT

BREAKTHROUGH MRNA SHOT TURNS IMMUNE CELLS INTO
CANCER KILLERS DIRECTLY IN THE BODY, NO LAB NEEDED, JUST LIKE A VACCINE

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