The Noodle Man
@zenja.bsky.social
Body of a man, mind of a noodle.
TTRPGs (Pathfinder 2e mainly), FPS games, story writing, video editing
Show me black cats.
TTRPGs (Pathfinder 2e mainly), FPS games, story writing, video editing
Show me black cats.
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The Noodle Man
@zenja.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Things that activate my autistic neurons:
Robot Characters
Old anime art styles
Black cats (bonus points for red or purple accessory)
PS1 graphics
Classic Edgy characters (the ones that are just actually dorks)
Stories about bettering one's self and taking responsibility
post modernism
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Robot Characters
Old anime art styles
Black cats (bonus points for red or purple accessory)
PS1 graphics
Classic Edgy characters (the ones that are just actually dorks)
Stories about bettering one's self and taking responsibility
post modernism
(more ↓)
bisexual autistic/adhd/other folks are always allowed in the VIP lounge.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 AM
bisexual autistic/adhd/other folks are always allowed in the VIP lounge.
You can rip my usage of a semicolon out of my cold, carpal tunnel hands. I'm not giving it up to AI.
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
You can rip my usage of a semicolon out of my cold, carpal tunnel hands. I'm not giving it up to AI.
Scam idea:
"Pittsburgh Penguins Signed Merch raffle"
Tools needed:
- Paint
- Pittsburgh zoo tickets
- bucket of sardines
- boxing gloves (for the zoo keepers)
- Lawyer (optional)
"Pittsburgh Penguins Signed Merch raffle"
Tools needed:
- Paint
- Pittsburgh zoo tickets
- bucket of sardines
- boxing gloves (for the zoo keepers)
- Lawyer (optional)
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Scam idea:
"Pittsburgh Penguins Signed Merch raffle"
Tools needed:
- Paint
- Pittsburgh zoo tickets
- bucket of sardines
- boxing gloves (for the zoo keepers)
- Lawyer (optional)
"Pittsburgh Penguins Signed Merch raffle"
Tools needed:
- Paint
- Pittsburgh zoo tickets
- bucket of sardines
- boxing gloves (for the zoo keepers)
- Lawyer (optional)
Being forced to download vanguard is bullshit.
I don't even own a van.
I don't even own a van.
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Being forced to download vanguard is bullshit.
I don't even own a van.
I don't even own a van.
The Battle of Gods story in Dragonball is quite good and its strength is definitely one core reason why the "return" of the franchise actually stuck. I like that Goku actually shows that he does want something more than just battle.
Also he loses so he also kinda somewhat gets humbled.
Also he loses so he also kinda somewhat gets humbled.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The Battle of Gods story in Dragonball is quite good and its strength is definitely one core reason why the "return" of the franchise actually stuck. I like that Goku actually shows that he does want something more than just battle.
Also he loses so he also kinda somewhat gets humbled.
Also he loses so he also kinda somewhat gets humbled.
On one hand, I was actually ok with the idea of a DBS "remake" because The Future Trunks art was written awfully and even at its best, it looked kinda bad.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 AM
On one hand, I was actually ok with the idea of a DBS "remake" because The Future Trunks art was written awfully and even at its best, it looked kinda bad.
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The thing is though, agents posting doesn’t work for DB, “oh Vegeta is a fraud” yeah???? The sky is blue
dbs in a post kaisen world
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The thing is though, agents posting doesn’t work for DB, “oh Vegeta is a fraud” yeah???? The sky is blue
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Experience the Eternal Calm - Final Fantasy X-2
Love the simplicity of this cover and strong lines of this Yuna artwork for the cover.
📖: Official US PlayStation Magazine, December 2003
Love the simplicity of this cover and strong lines of this Yuna artwork for the cover.
📖: Official US PlayStation Magazine, December 2003
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Experience the Eternal Calm - Final Fantasy X-2
Love the simplicity of this cover and strong lines of this Yuna artwork for the cover.
📖: Official US PlayStation Magazine, December 2003
Love the simplicity of this cover and strong lines of this Yuna artwork for the cover.
📖: Official US PlayStation Magazine, December 2003
Having a build that isn't impacted by a class nerf
January 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Having a build that isn't impacted by a class nerf
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Paizo, I beg of you, scale your maps up in size. Why are my players fighting demons inside a sardine can. It's 2026, no one is actually running off of the physical page of a book. We have the technology.
January 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Paizo, I beg of you, scale your maps up in size. Why are my players fighting demons inside a sardine can. It's 2026, no one is actually running off of the physical page of a book. We have the technology.
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Boggling that the use of generative AI is so common in the TTRPG world. I'm not talking about just generating art for your character, I'm talking people who make content using it in their products.
Theres a few plugins I use in FoundryVTT that have GenAI images in it, and I cringe every time.
Theres a few plugins I use in FoundryVTT that have GenAI images in it, and I cringe every time.
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Boggling that the use of generative AI is so common in the TTRPG world. I'm not talking about just generating art for your character, I'm talking people who make content using it in their products.
Theres a few plugins I use in FoundryVTT that have GenAI images in it, and I cringe every time.
Theres a few plugins I use in FoundryVTT that have GenAI images in it, and I cringe every time.
I don't care what anyone says, but the Grave Robber image from Pathfinder 2e's NPC Core? Kinda wife honestly.
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I don't care what anyone says, but the Grave Robber image from Pathfinder 2e's NPC Core? Kinda wife honestly.
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Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
If you're playing tabletop sim with me and we're changing games, you best believe I'm hitting you with either "Connect One" or "Eels and Escalators" as a gag but before I switch to the real game.
Once in a blue moon, it's Guess Who: Undertale.
Once in a blue moon, it's Guess Who: Undertale.
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you're playing tabletop sim with me and we're changing games, you best believe I'm hitting you with either "Connect One" or "Eels and Escalators" as a gag but before I switch to the real game.
Once in a blue moon, it's Guess Who: Undertale.
Once in a blue moon, it's Guess Who: Undertale.
Epstein Files 🤝 Logan Paul
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀Black-outs
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀Black-outs
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Epstein Files 🤝 Logan Paul
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀Black-outs
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀Black-outs
In this corner, we have: Disarming narcissists via the silent treatment!!!
(Mild cheer)
Aaaaand in this corner, weighing 50 lbs soaking wet: ADHD tendency to people please, speaking when spoken to reflexively!!!!
(Crowd jeers and boos, someone throws a beer bottle.)
(Mild cheer)
Aaaaand in this corner, weighing 50 lbs soaking wet: ADHD tendency to people please, speaking when spoken to reflexively!!!!
(Crowd jeers and boos, someone throws a beer bottle.)
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In this corner, we have: Disarming narcissists via the silent treatment!!!
(Mild cheer)
Aaaaand in this corner, weighing 50 lbs soaking wet: ADHD tendency to people please, speaking when spoken to reflexively!!!!
(Crowd jeers and boos, someone throws a beer bottle.)
(Mild cheer)
Aaaaand in this corner, weighing 50 lbs soaking wet: ADHD tendency to people please, speaking when spoken to reflexively!!!!
(Crowd jeers and boos, someone throws a beer bottle.)
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I want to return to the same euphoria of when Deepseek dropped and all of the worst people were freaking out and suddenly like a billion dollars was wiped from the stock market or something. That was a good week.
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I want to return to the same euphoria of when Deepseek dropped and all of the worst people were freaking out and suddenly like a billion dollars was wiped from the stock market or something. That was a good week.
Art that doesn't get tagged for adult content: You can see every detail of their junk and that shirt is obscuring absolutely nothing.
Art that gets tagged for adult content: She's wearing a swimsuit.
Art that gets tagged for adult content: She's wearing a swimsuit.
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Art that doesn't get tagged for adult content: You can see every detail of their junk and that shirt is obscuring absolutely nothing.
Art that gets tagged for adult content: She's wearing a swimsuit.
Art that gets tagged for adult content: She's wearing a swimsuit.
Like how the Nodachi in PF2e describes it as a sword used against mounted foes, yet nothing about it is particularly good at that except for the Brace tag, which forces you to give up an action and reaction just for a bit extra precision damage.
At least make it proc on op attacks if you have it :/
At least make it proc on op attacks if you have it :/
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Like how the Nodachi in PF2e describes it as a sword used against mounted foes, yet nothing about it is particularly good at that except for the Brace tag, which forces you to give up an action and reaction just for a bit extra precision damage.
At least make it proc on op attacks if you have it :/
At least make it proc on op attacks if you have it :/
Watching all these people talk about their RPGs when I barely have time to play in the games I have going
a stuffed animal is looking out of a window .
ALT: a stuffed animal is looking out of a window .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Watching all these people talk about their RPGs when I barely have time to play in the games I have going
Design by Committee/Corporate Meddling.
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Design by Committee/Corporate Meddling.
Sometimes I wonder if #Pathfinder was the "lingua franca" TTRPG system, I would reflexively balk at seeing it everywhere. Then again, its not like I dislike [Popular game] *because* it's popular. I don't think I would take issue with the popular game if it wasn't half-baked and poorly balanced.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sometimes I wonder if #Pathfinder was the "lingua franca" TTRPG system, I would reflexively balk at seeing it everywhere. Then again, its not like I dislike [Popular game] *because* it's popular. I don't think I would take issue with the popular game if it wasn't half-baked and poorly balanced.