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nsfw side acct, 28 people years old no terfs no minors no nothin get outta here if you recognize my art style no u dont

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · Nov 24

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no terfs, no minors, no tagging anything, no refering back to my main if you know what it is, and be chill and respect my love of big fat hairy men

Bob crosses his arms as he scowls. He is thinking a tumblr post that says "ugh i'm so mad i'm going to go home and touch my husband's tits so i won't be mad".

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 2h

helmut rebrained in his body just getting some alone time to really enjoy being back in it and then jorking it bc yaaaay he can feel things again and masturbation feels Fucking Awesome Hell Yeah

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8h

helmut cumming in bob multiple orgasms in a row in one night and bob the next day is a very full very exhausted guy

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oops! all cows 🔞 @cowcollar.bsky.social · 1d

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 1d

crowd cheering and screaming

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Mr. Debu @drlazerrage.bsky.social · 5d

old blueberry inflation thing I did for @durabledeer.bsky.social

I believe this was the first time I ever drew blueberry inflation ( blueberrification ?)

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 5d

psychically projecting my stupid headache at him

Bob clutching his head and sweating as he’s on the ground, naked.

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 6d

helmut w/the big fat strap abt to ride bob like a horse send bweet

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 7d

tdick that could cut STEEL with its power right this moment

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 7d

Helmuts really really delicate abt it at first bc he doesn’t wanna fuckin. Hurt his epic and sexy gilf husband so it’s just an agonizing (positive) straight up minute or two of slidin that thang in there before getting to the thrusting part

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 7d

Oooooh Helmut brain using TK to shove a huuuge dildo right up Bob’s butt. send bweet.

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 7d

bob in his repressed homosexuality era

Cumming is so embarrassing. Like here's what's in my balls I guess. Jesus Christ.

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

but then hes drying off and thinks abt helmuts handsome face. and hes like fuck... i cant leave. hes 2 cute. killing me. comes back to the van and helmuts in some comfy jammas and they have the night to actually talk. and be all sappy and romantic instead of feral horn dogs. tho they can be both

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

bob has a moment while taking a cold shower where he wants to run away forever and ever and never look back. lets burn green needle national park to the ground bc he didnt expect his pent up libido outburts to get him anywhere near this deep into the paint

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

bob gets up and makes his way 2 leave... helmut asks if he wants to maybe stay and actually hash out their feelings and bobs like 😳 oh um yeah sure i uh. just. wanted to go change my clothes,, and helmuts like ooh right rightright. 😳😳

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

i kept thinking abt this today... grinding session stops when bob tenses up and goes quiet bc hes cumming in his pants and trying/failing to hold it in. helmut can feel himself abt to go over the edge too but pops his dick out at the last second to shoot a load on the ground instead.

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

sometimes a good bob/helmut confession is when they're chillin in the gulch and just start havin a feels jam and its emotional and sweet and heartfelt. sometimes a good bob/helmut confession is when they're abt to knock each other over thru the sheer radiant aura of their horniness boiling over

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

at one point ford was walking toward the van to ask helmut abt smth, sees this going on, pops right out of existance w/a teleport bc he's not interrupting this (or dealing with this, rly)

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

They start making out and it doesnt turn into full blown sex out behind the van but it does turn into on the ground fully clothed grinding on each other til they're both sweaty and panting heavily and its overwhelming and a little embarrassing but in that juicy ooooh we are finally doing this way

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

Helmut, oblivious to bob's crush but who has also been mad pining, just turns completely red like oh.,, oh my god i wasnt prepared i need to like set the stage first i was gonna woo YOU?? hes been daydreaming abt confessing his feelings under the moonlight but bob here cant wait anymore he pouncing

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

scenario in which bob is the one to break the tension. corners helmut behind his van one day like i am gonna ruin this friendship rn by doing this but i am DYING DUDE you're so hot and i need you to lean over so i can!! KISS YOU!!! FUCK!!! he's never been this assertive in his life hes shaking dude

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 8d

helmut getting home from a short road trip to a show the next state over and bob scuttling over that man like the worlds most desperate horny bug bc he missed him soooo much and needs to fuck him noooooooowwwwww

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 9d

also you know even tho this was an Entire Ordeal in abt a month's time Helmut's gonna be like "...so what does it feel like to get that big....... seemed hot........." tho ofc hed ask bob if he was willing to help w/clean up b4 doing anything ill advised w/the psitanium blueberries that caused this

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 9d

its easy to cook up good porn trying to distract urself from a day long migraine LOL. once the eye vision destroying part goes away anyways.

zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 9d

[blueberry inflation]

the epic highs and lows of juicing post-blueberry fiasco

Helmut having to use his whole arms to pump Bob's giant blueberry dick to get him to cum.

Bob looking horny & tired, filling up buckets n buckets with juice while still coming down from the whole inflation business. He complains abt his nipples getting sore cause his tits and balls are still especially massive. Helmut tries his best to help in the bg.

Helmut and Bob both nude, cuddling. Bob's back to normal besides some patchy blue skin spots. Helmut's thinking, "That blueberry smell is going to be stuck in my nose for weeks but at least we can cuddle again".

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zephyromance🔞 @zephyromance.bsky.social · 10d

[blueberry expansion]

idiot fell on his back mid expansion everyone point and laugh

Bob stuck laying on his back looking dizzy and overwhelmed as his body turns blue and swells big and round.

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