i passed by three horny as fuck drawings of this man scrolling down my tl before i saw ur post so. correct, earned

YEEEEAAAAAAA SEXY SANTA 🎉🎉🎉 he looks so fine, god bless

also it's kind of blocked off by the framing but you need to appreciate that this slimey helmut is CAKED UP fr

ITS MADNESS!! ITS INJUSTICE!!!!

like benefit of the doubt i wont assume you're into that. but cmon man, you should be able to tell this will put ppl on edge bc you're doing this in the first place. you walk into someones house, rile em up, and say THEYRE the one who's dumb for getting mad? play stupid games win stupid prizes!

i feel like i rly went off w/this one its fun to do sequences fr fr
bob's neglected sexual desires come out in big gloopy bursts and he refuses to talk to anyone abt it pre-helmut arriving. way too embarrassing. if you comment on his big stomach during the next group meeting he'll set you on fire

local hopelss romantic loser keeping himself up way past his bedtime by daydreaming abt another man touching him even a little bit

helmut trying to relax after a long day but his mind keeps wandering back to when bob brushed his hand against his and the sensation still feels keenly fresh and hes like ough what if bobs hand brushed against my face or my… no… i shant think it… unless……..

as if thats not already what i think abt already but i type a lotta words abt bob doing this so its always healthy to switch sometimes❤️❤️❤️

bob pulls out this bad boy on an especially steamy night and helmut starts clapping and hooting like he's just won a big prize (big prize of huge strap in him NOW!!)

otto could offer up so many options and attatchments and bob gets flustered bc some of them are too much... Unless...

it could be so hot and sexy but first the evil must be defeated (comic paneling)